Chapter 527: Caught in an Infinite Death Loop
"It's time!
Perfect home, Yu Qingya's eyes were bent into crescent moons, and her face was sweet, because her boyfriend's unthinking answers were exactly the same as her handwritten answers. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Yu Qingya heard the radio prompt and blurted out: "Ah, the time is up?
"One, two, three...... Ten!"
Yu Qingya counted her questions and found that she had asked a total of ten questions, and her boyfriend answered all of them correctly!
Compared with Qingya's elation, Huang Wei and Sun Qian couldn't help but start to get nervous, Lin Tianbao has successfully passed the second level set by the program team, and their husbands/boyfriends are still fighting at the first level, this is the gap!
Speaking of Xie Xiaofei and Dou Chao's "Asking for Directions", it is completely full of jokes.
After Lin Tianbao passed the second task perfectly, he ushered in a new challenge!
"Now give a hint, please listen to the following words clearly and imitate them, you don't understand Sanda you Lukasatya!
Lin Tianbao took the old man's machine, looking confused, what does this kimchi language mean?
"Piggy, translate for me. ”
"Master, this kimchi language means 'please take me to Seongbuk-dong Shuangqiao'. ”
Oh, that's what it means, it's so simple!
Is it simple? Lin Tianbao suddenly remembered the rules of the game, what the program team asked him to imitate this sentence to take a taxi, not to let him translate this sentence, let's not talk about whether the taxi driver understands Chinese or English, even if people can understand it, Lin Tianbao translated this kimchi language into Chinese or English, is this too coercive?
Lin Tianbao didn't want to be struck by lightning, so he had to follow the requirements of the program team and said a lame kimchi language with Shenzhou characteristics to the taxi driver, and the driver's uncle was directly stunned after hearing it.
After a while, the driver's uncle said in Chinese: "Where are you from? Are you from Shenzhou? I can understand Chinese, so you still say where you are going in Chinese, right?"
Lin Tianbao suddenly had an urge to hit the wall, look at his luck, he actually met a kimchi country driver who can speak Chinese, and then he didn't have an egg, because he had to speak kimchi!
Lin Tianbao explained: "I am from Shenzhou, I came to your side to record the program, and the program team asked me to say the destination in your language. ”
"Your program team is too difficult, isn't it? But it sounds like this show is quite interesting, or you take it slowly, and I'll understand it again. ”
"I don't understand the pit, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don't understand, I don
Lin Tianbao took a lot of effort to restore a certain sentence of kimchi, and the audience saw this paragraph and praised Lin Tianbao as a language genius.
No, the driver's uncle also made an "ok" gesture to show that he understood.
Just as Lin Tianbao was on his way to Shuangqiao in Chengbei Cave, Xie Xiaofei and Dou Chao rushed to Guanghuamen Square one after the other.
"Brother Fei, are you the first to arrive?" Dou Chao came to the bronze statue of King Sejong, and when he saw Xie Xiaofei, who had shrunk by two circles, he couldn't help but joke: "Brother Fei, you have been too miserable this month, right? Compared to the last time we met, you have at least shrunk by thirty pounds, right? Oh my God, I don't know how Sister Weiwei has abused you this month?"
Xie Xiaofei gave Dou Chao a punch, what kind of person is this, he actually uncovered people's scars?
"How can it be so exaggerated to have thirty pounds? It's true that I lost almost twenty pounds, isn't this to record our "With You on the Road"?" Xie Xiaofei suddenly remembered something, and added: "Oh yes, your sister Weiwei didn't abuse me, I was willing to take the initiative to lose weight, I hope the audience can see the return of the male god in the show!"
Over the years, Xie Xiaofei has withdrawn from the entertainment industry, and he has no moderation in diet, he can eat when he wants to eat, and drink when he wants, so Uncle Yu Belly was born.
In recent years, Xie Xiaofei plans to make a comeback with his wife, and "With You on the Road" is an excellent opportunity!
Xie Xiaofei has nothing else, but he has a perseverance, since he and his wife agreed to the invitation of the "You on the Road" program team, he has formulated a set of weight loss plans and effectively implemented this set of weight loss plans.
Now, Xie Xiaofei can vaguely distinguish the shadow of the rock and roll male god back then, but the years are ruthless, the youth is not there, Xie Xiaofei wants to become popular again, and he is estimated to change his route, a perfect good husband or a perfect father.
Later, Xie Xiaofei asked a staff member, "Is it just the two of us who have arrived?"
"He's done his second mission and he's off to the next stop!"
"What?"
Xie Xiaofei and Dou Chao were petrified in an instant, oh my God, what kind of god speed is this? They already think they are fast enough, okay?
Next, the challenge came, and the two also started the "cycle mode" of constantly answering the phone to answer questions and being hung up.
After a long time, Xie Xiaofei sighed: "This level is too difficult, isn't it? I'm curious, how did the baby pass this level?"
"I'm also very curious, answering ten questions correctly in one minute, this is simply super difficult!" Dou Chao scratched his head and said, "Oh my God, what are we going to do here?" Brother Fei, how can I have an ominous premonition? Should we spend the night here at night?"
"Should...... It shouldn't be possible, right?" Xie Xiaofei was incomprehensible.
On the other side, Lin Tianbao has arrived at the destination designated by the program - Shuangqiao in Chengbeidong!
Here, Lin Tianbao got a new clue, that is, Yu Qingya's hand-drawn map, and he wanted to find the perfect home with his girlfriend's hand-drawn simple map.
Lin Tianbao got his girlfriend's hand-drawn map, compared it with the electronic map in his mind, instantly determined the direction, and turned on the "crazy running mode".
Lin Tianbao's accompanying camera crew was very bitter, because Lin Tianbao started running without saying a word, and they were tired of running with the camera!
Lin Tianbao turned into a cheetah little prince, and the 15-minute walk made him compress to 5 minutes, and when Lin Tianbao found the perfect home, the radio prompt sounded in the living room where the three girls were, "The first male companion has arrived at the perfect home!"
"Ah, Xiaobao is here!" Yu Qingya was so excited that she jumped up from the sofa and quickly ran out to meet her boyfriend!
On the contrary, Huang Wei and Sun Qian are very calm, because their husband/boyfriend is still at Guanghuamen Square to take on the second challenge - quick questions and quick answers.
After a while, Lin Tianbao and Yu Qingya came to the living room hand in hand, and Huang Wei and Sun Qian immediately stood up to greet them, "Baby." ”
Lin Tianbao glanced around and asked, "Brother Fei and Brother Chao haven't arrived yet, am I the first?"
"Alas~" Huang Wei and Sun Qian sighed at the same time, and said very tacitly: "It seems that we are going to sleep on the floor tonight." ”
Xie Xiaofei and Dou Chao are completely caught in an infinite cycle of quick questions and quick answers, and both girls are already disheartened by them! )