Chapter 81: The Three Principles

He couldn't figure out what he had done wrong, and he wanted to ask her when he turned around, but seeing Bai Kexin's unreasonable appearance, he stopped cooking, and decided to think about it himself.

This chasing young lady is really not as simple as imagined!

Sending Bai Kexin home, Ricardo went back to the dormitory by himself.

Along the way, he has also been thinking about this problem, but, unfortunately, his IQ is quite sufficient, but his EQ is obviously seriously insufficient, as far as his head is concerned, he can only think of a ghost, and he can only use logical thinking to reverse this matter, but unfortunately, he still can't get the answer he wants.

...... in this regard

He decided to turn to the 'big guy' for help.

"Susu, Jiji, solve, for Mao's girl's mood to change, I can't figure out what she is thinking at all? ”

Su Zhejun looked at the book and pushed his 'Detective Conan's Mirror' (glasses frame without lenses), "Obviously, it depends on what you do and say during your meal. ”

"What did you do? Just invite her to dinner, what else can I do? I wanted to do something, but I didn't do anything, just watch her eat. ”

Just watch her eat?!

MMP, ask your sister to eat on paper, you're really just eating?!

Where's your brain?!

Su Su rubbed his temples, he felt that He Songfa's 'understanding' was low enough, but he didn't expect Ricardo to be as good as this, the big guy raised two fingers and said lightly, "Generally, when eating, there are only two points in time, which can make a girl's mood change greatly." ”

"What two points in time?"

"First, when you order. Second, when you pay the bill, think about it carefully, what did you do at that time?"

Ricardo recalls what he did...... Then, the figure fell into deep thought, and suddenly it dawned on him: "If you order food...... Masaka, Masaka, is it because I didn't take her to S County?

Han Qi was still writing his homework, but when he heard Ricardo's words, he almost fell on the desk, "Susu, I think this Tutu is hopeless." ”

Su Zhejun also looked like he had a headache, and then in Ricardo's unexplained eyes, he patted Ricardo's shoulder, "Tutu, I think you still feel at ease to be your single dog, girlfriend or something, it's not for you, really." ”

Tutu was very confused, "What's the situation? I think I can save it again, big guy." ”

Even He Songfa, a 10,000-year-old single dog, can't listen to it, Ricardo's suffocating operation, if you can soak a girl, then there will be a ghost, "MMP, even I know, you can't eat those things when you take girls to eat, is your brain a consumable?

"Huh?

"Baidu!"

Resisting the urge to give them a 'true, dead and stupid three', Ricardo gradually became expressionless, and slowly scooped up the slippers on the ground, "Spicy chicken hair, no matter how Baidu you are, my slippers will slap you in the face, I really don't understand to ask you." ”

Su Zhejun couldn't help but laugh, "First of all, it's right that you didn't go to eat S County, there's nothing wrong with it, you still tell us everything that happened in detail, don't miss a single detail, let's help you analyze when Senior Sister Bai started to get angry with you." ”

I have to say that Ricardo's emotional intelligence is quite low, but his storytelling skills are still leveraged, obviously it is just a simple story, and he almost didn't tell it into a novel.

The corners of the three dormitories couldn't help but twitch several times after listening to this 'story', Ha Ma Pi, this operation is simply invincible.

Su Zhejun couldn't help but complain: "Tutu, please don't use so many gorgeous rhetorical techniques next time, I'm not a liberal arts student, I can't get it." ”

After speaking, without waiting for Ricardo to speak, Master Su Junshi continued to analyze him, "First of all, I think you have already held hands, and people have not rejected you for so long, then you are already half the success, why are you stupid to let your senior sister get rid of you, it must be your cheap mouth again." ”

"Forehead ......"

Ricardo looked back and thought about it, it seemed that he was really, and his mouth was cheap, and now he had developed a habit of talking to anyone, and he liked to say a few words from time to time.

And at this time, we must abide by the three basic principles of pickling girls in order to embark on the correct line of socialist construction. ”

"What are the three principles?"

"I'm shameless, I'm really shameless, huh? strange, what about my face. ”

I am most afraid that the air will suddenly be quiet, and the whole dormitory will be silent.

"Awesome Word brother, this principle. ”

The other three almost didn't kneel down for Su Zhejun, these three basic principles are simply overbearing, Ricardo was even more stunned, and when he came back to his senses, he directly gave a thumbs up, "Yes, there is still this kind of operation! Su Su, I didn't expect you to be a super giant who is deeply hidden!"

Now how to pick up girls in this society with thin skin, it's not enough to rely on appearance, isn't there a lot of classic cases of flowers inserted in cow dung?

If you are handsome, you have to take the initiative!

"What are I going to do...... Su Zhejun pouted, "Also, I don't bother to scold you, since you succeeded in holding hands for the first time, what are you polite to her, if you can't catch it once, catch it a few more times, until you catch it, as long as she doesn't show a disgusted expression, you have succeeded." ”

"Terrible, the big guy is the big guy, RBQ, RBQ, ahh The spicy chicken figure bowed his hand and got another trick.

After this analysis, whether it is right or wrong, Ricardo said that he has really benefited a lot, if there is a next time, he said that he has already got the routine and will be able to do better, of course, this premise is......

There will be a next time.

It's still unknown whether the young lady will give him this opportunity.

So at the instigation of his roommates, he took the initiative to send a voice message to the young lady.

"Senior sister, senior sister, are you there?"

"Who are you? ”

Huh?

Ricardo's mood did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to say MMP' and looked at his phone, young lady, what I sent you is obviously WeChat, who am I, don't you have points in your heart?

"I'm your handsome Tutu-chan!"

"No, there are no senior sisters here, only the old driver of Autumn Mountain. ”

"Drop, student card...... Trouble Jean, I'm going to get in the car. ”