Chapter 1: A Word Doesn't Fit to Call God
Nangong Douling pushed open the balcony door and turned the nearly two-meter-long metal rod in his hand, like a monkey playing with a golden hoop stick. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
She clamped the metal rod under her armpit, bent down and grabbed the wet clothes in the clothes, put on the hanger, propped it up with the metal rod with the fork end, and lifted the clothes high to the wire above her head.
Master Nangong Cassia passed behind him, wearing a short-sleeved shirt, unbuttoned, inside was a thin vest, with shorts and slippers underneath, holding an apple in his hand, stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite, and happened to see this scene, he roared angrily in an instant: "Dead girl!
Nangong Cassia rushed over, snatched back the golden fork of the god of cocos in Nangong Douling's hand, and carefully checked the body of the rod for scratches.
Nangong Douling crossed his waist and said, "Master, Master, just borrow it, don't be so stingy." ”
Nangong Cassia glared: "This golden fork of the god is made of meteorite, it is an antique handed down thousands of years ago, after your ancestor and grandfather opened the light, and the blood altar squeezed out of the seven seven forty-nine spirit beasts was soaked in the full nine hundred and eighty-one cold and summer, and then plated with pure gold, this is the precious magic weapon that was created, which can cut the immortal and slaughter the god, and the lower can kill the demon and eliminate the demon, you actually use it to dry clothes?"
Nangong Douling flicked the triangular halberd of the golden fork with his fingers, and said, "Master, I sincerely ask for advice, this is a fork, how can it be used to chop and chop? At most, it is to plug and insert it." ”
"You! nonsense!" Nangong Cassia was so angry that his old face was wrinkled like a crumpled A4 paper.
He raised the golden fork of the god with one hand and knocked on the door of Nangong Douling's head.
Nangong Douling was more agile than a fox, and flashed to the side to avoid Nangong Cassia's attack.
Nangong Douling was proud of his amazing dodge skills, "Master, who told you to lend the clothes fork to Aunt Wang next door yesterday, she took it to beat the stupid boy who took her exam and got zero duck eggs, not only opened his butt to flowers, but also broke our family's clothes fork, I can't help it, temporarily borrow your golden fork to top it." ”
"See if I don't open your ass too!" Nangong Cassia stabbed another fork, and the sharp fork head brushed past Nangong Douling's cheek in a thrilling way, cutting off a strand of her hair.
Nangong Douling touched his face and said angrily: "A girl's face is the most important, you don't even think about the master-apprentice relationship, and you specifically stab me in the face?"
"Anyway, you already look like a pig, no matter how ugly it is, it doesn't matter, others can't see it!"
"Hey, hey......" Nangong Douling didn't finish speaking, and the golden light flashed in front of him, and Nangong Cassia quickly waved the golden fork of the cocoon god, stabbing her up and down, left and right.
Nangong Douling quickly lowered his head, lowered his waist, twisted left and right, jumped on the dining table, Nangong Cassia swept the fork from her bottom plate fiercely, Nangong Douling jumped up again, a backflip, and landed smoothly in the living room.
She stared at Nangong Cassia Ming, she didn't expect that this old man was in his fifties, and his kung fu was so good, and he waved the golden fork weighing more than twenty catties with one hand like lightning, and his face was still not red or panting.
Nangong Douling felt bad.
In terms of fist and foot kung fu, she has only been practicing for a few years, and she is definitely not as good as the old Jianghu of Nangong Cassia Ming.
Another sharp "bicycle straight in" stabbed in the face, Nangong Douling turned her head again, and the golden fork flashing cold light crossed the tip of her nose, and if she continued to hide like this, her Nangong Douling's physical strength would be overdrawn sooner or later, and she would suffer a big loss.
She jumped away, leaned on the bookshelf, and said to Nangong Cassia solemnly: "Don't force me. ”
"I have to teach you a lesson today, a dead girl, so that you don't respect the magic weapon of our Soul Attracting Sect!"
"When will it be the turn of our Soul Attracting Sect's Zhen Sect magic weapon to get this triangular fork of Master!" Nangong Douling didn't take the Golden Fork of the Cocoon God in his eyes at all.
She turned around, picked up a Tang knife from the bookshelf, unsheathed, and the silver blade was stunningly revealed.
"This is the magic weapon of the Soul Attracting Sect!
Nangong Cassia saw her draw her sword and face each other, but she didn't panic, "Don't measure yourself, you forgot? Your knife technique is also taught by me." ”
"Who is competing with you in knife skills, I'll compare spells with you!" Nangong Douling reached out and pulled out a long strip of white talisman in the pocket of his pajamas, put the index finger and middle finger of his left hand together, clamped the white talisman, and slid it over the knife body fluently, and recited a mantra in his mouth: "Shishen Red Lotus, show up and listen to the order!"
"Oops!" Nangong Cassia pressed the golden fork of the god of cocoon to his side, almost shaking the tile out of the crack, he said: "This forces you out of the gods? ”
"You don't care!" The Tang knife in Nangong Douling's hand flew into the air, and the strange wind swept in the room, blowing the newspaper pages on the coffee table out in all directions.
A cloud of mist dispersed with the wind, and a young girl appeared out of thin air.
I saw that the girl had a delicate face, a slender figure, plump breasts and a slender waist, dressed in a Japanese-style sailor suit with white and red, a short skirt only a few inches long, white stockings, with black buckled flats, a long ponytail tied up high, fluttering in the wind, her feet hanging in the air, almost touching the ceiling, holding a scabbard in one hand and a Tang knife in the other, just fixed in front of Nangong Cassia Ming.
Nangong Douling put the two fingers of his left hand to his lips and recited the incantation in a low voice.
The eyes of the god red lotus froze, and the Tang knife swept towards Nangong Cassia Ming.
Nangong Cassia used the golden fork of the cocoon god to separate the blades, rubbing out pieces of sparks.
He put the apple he had eaten on the chest of drawers, pointed to Nangong Douling and said, "You do the first year of junior high school, and I will do the fifteenth! Don't blame the master for being rude!"
"Who is afraid of whom! You let the horse come!" Nangong Douling opened a small mouth and provoked very sharply.
Nangong Cassia smiled, "If you don't see the coffin, you won't shed tears." He also twisted a white talisman from his shorts pocket, and as soon as the spell moved, the white talisman burned, and a cloud of smoke instantly rose in front of Shishen Honglian.
"Shi Shen Swallowing Pill!Show up and listen to the order!" Nangong Cassia Ming clamped the Golden Fork of the Cocoon God to the side of his body, and quickly made a hand duel with both hands.
Nangong Douling was stunned for a while.
In the gradual transparent smoke, a monster with a bull head appeared, black and covered with fluff, a pair of horns on its head, the horns were covered with spider web cracks, and the round bull's eyes were bright red like two burning furnaces, holding two steel giant axes, glaring at the red lotus.
The monster is extremely large, and its feet are also floating in the air, and the living room is too small to accommodate this "Bull Demon King".
Nangong Douling said unconvinced: "Where did this Shijin come from? Why haven't I seen it! Your Shikjin has never been a fox demon Chitose!"
"Do you think Master, there are only a few Shikishens in my collection? These are the treasures I pressed at the bottom of the box. Nangong Cassia touched his chin with a snow-white beard, and ordered: "Swallow pills, teach me a lesson for my apprentice who doesn't grow up." ”
The minotaur roared deafeningly, and it was considered a promise, and he raised his axe fiercely, swept the red lotus sideways, and the two axes slashed straight towards the top of Nangong Douling's head.