After Deng Jiamao came to the Xiaoyao Inn, his life was comfortable, the boss cooked a good dish, not to mention, and his personality was kind.

And give yourself some lyrics and songs, teach them a few times, and with your unique voice and singing skills, you can directly rush to the top 20 of the best-selling songs list of online singers.

In addition, there are people in the Xiaoyao Inn who fell in love at first sight, and it is strange to say that there are many good-looking girls I saw when the conditions were perfect. When traveling abroad, blonde and blue-eyed Yanmar is not uncommon, and at that time, he affectionately called himself Mr. Deng, Mr. Deng, and he was stunned and didn't feel it.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he returned to China and was about to travel, he was fascinated by Zhang Tonger. This boy is still two eyes, a nose and a mouth, just like others, his appearance is outstanding in Sanshi County, but in the big city, he can be regarded as the middle and upper at most, and he grabs a lot of it.

But why did I become obsessed? Was it the look of those eyes that was too moving, or the filial piety to my father moved me?

Deng Jiamao couldn't even think of it himself.

Hu Junbiao recommended him to the trick of live broadcasting, and he seemed to be suddenly enlightened. Occasionally playing outdoor live broadcast through the live broadcast platform, playing and singing songs in the house in his spare time, watching the barrage "The anchor sings well", and watching his attention rise, Deng Jiamao can't mention how happy he was.

As for Hu Junbiao's understanding of "madness", Deng Jiamao has never guessed.

I was thinking about spring swimming with the tourists, and I tested whether the water temperature was lukewarm or hot, and I did enough exercise in advance.

Deng Jiamao is a carp splashing and jumping into the water "poof", swimming so cheerfully, holding a waterproof membrane to protect the mobile phone, broadcasting directly to the audience on the other end of the mobile phone, but unexpectedly was bitten by something.

"Oops" This bite is so deep, Deng Jiamao feels that his feet are bleeding, but he can't let go of his bite, and he wants to drag himself into the water.

Could it be a water ghost?

Thinking of this, Deng Jiamao felt terrible, and hurriedly "poofed", stretched out his arms to shoot the water, but photographed something hard. Come on, there is no harm to the bite of the goods, his fist is painful to death, and his eyes are tearful waiting for the rescue of the tourists who heard the news.

Deng Jiamao is about to cry, our people are here, the ancestors of the heavens are dropping, why don't you let go of the thing that bites you?

Tourists grabbed Deng Jiamao and swam to the shore, and they could work together at this time. I only felt that Deng Jiamao's body was sinking, as if he was entangled by something, and everyone was full of energy, "hey, hey, hey", dragging the tearful Deng Jiamao to the shore, and the people on the shore were also anxious at this time, and they pulled up when they saw a person.

"I'm scared to death. Deng Jiamao was dragged ashore by the tourists, and he was indignant that he looked at his legs and arm bones, biting his own thing is an old turtle.

The turtle shell is covered with green capilla, the toes on the severed limbs are black and shiny, a small short tail, and the mung bean eyes are looking at the shore in a daze.

let go of the little mouth that bit Deng Jiamao, and was not afraid to look at the tourists who came around. The eyes of the two rice grains suddenly narrowed, as if they were cute, and they were plopping and pounding their four little paws just to crawl into the water.

It's like saying, "You can't see me, you can't see me, I just want to go back to the water and go home." ”

But soon, the old turtle found that his path was blocked by two legs, raised his head and looked at it, and found that the unlucky guy who had been bitten by himself as food before, with his hands on his waist and looking at himself angrily.

Thinking that I had seen you as food before, I took a bite of you, but I didn't use much force. You have white human legs and look delicious, and you deserve to be bitten by your turtle grandfather.

The head he was carrying lowered and walked without hurrying. Deng Jiamao looked at the old turtle's angry appearance, and was annoyed at the moment, holding down the turtle shell with one hand, and said angrily in his mouth: "This old turtle on a dog day dares to bite your grandfather Mao and me, see if I don't kill you today." ”

The old turtle's reaction was also sensitive, and it immediately retracted into its own turtle shell. Leaving a turtle shell with Deng Jiamao holding a fist hammer and kicking without any way outside, Deng Jiamao became more and more angry the more he looked at it, and planned to go to the Xiaoyao Inn to get some charcoal from the grill and plan to roast this old turtle on a fire.

The tourists were also happy to see this trick of a turtle, and one of them reminded: "Deng Jiamao, this old turtle bites you, your leg is still broken, and there is a little blood, which means that it also has a little affection." And you see that this old turtle is so big, just like that, I'm afraid it's also a good guy. ”

"That's it, you see that this old turtle is just like a person, and he is arrogant. This old turtle is a long-lived and aura guy, maybe he can calm the feng shui here of your owner. ”

Hu Junbiao was mixed in the middle of the crowd, looking at this turtle shell, he could not distinguish the light species.

But there is an ancient feng shui saying that although the old turtle has two points of good fortune and misfortune, but the one of its size is probably older in the turtle, and the human being is afraid that it is the grandfather or father-in-law of Hu Junbiao and Deng Jiamao.

Guys with aura still don't have to move.

Even such a thing as crossing a system happened to Hu Junbiao, and he also has some belief in the fate of feng shui.

dissuaded the angry Deng Jiamao, who angrily withdrew his gaze and held the mobile phone, and found that 666 was swiped on the mobile phone screen.

After Deng Jiamao left, the old turtle slowly raised his head, first poked out his head and looked around, and found that the turtle son had just walked away, that is, he stretched out his limbs and moved slowly.

"Let's go. Hu Junbiao said, taking the initiative to give way to the old turtle.

The tourists also gave way one after another, and the release of this old turtle can be regarded as accumulating some blessings for themselves, and everyone is watching.

It's good now, a bunch of people make way for an old turtle.

This can make the old turtle happy, it seems that there is an old chief's style, his head raised high and looks at it from time to time, as if he is in a military parade.

"This is the appearance of the essence. Hu Junbiao looked at this old turtle that looked like a living treasure, and scolded with a smile.

The surrounding tourists all say that the scenery in this Xiaoyao Inn is good, the old turtles that are full of essence are haunted, not to mention the treasure of feng shui, and there is a century-old prayer tree on the mountain next door.

Everyone thought of praying to God and Buddha to bless them every year.