Let's not care how Hao Yun tosses in the primeval forest, but Uncle Hao Han has encountered a major crisis in his life. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What about my son? What about my son? Didn't you promise me that my son would be safe? I haven't heard from my son for almost two months! Let me tell you old man, if our son really has three long and two short, I'll ask you!" Hao's mother sat in the spacious living room with no owner, and the pear blossoms and rain fell to Hao Han.

In fact, Hao Yun didn't know that his whereabouts had been in his parents' possession at all, and if he hadn't gone deep into the mountains and forests this time, he wouldn't have been able to leave his parents' attention.

No, Hao's mother, who couldn't find her son, directly incarnated as a dominatrix, and in her anger, she treated old Hao like a grandson.

"Don't worry, I've already contacted Lao Wang - he is the director of the public security bureau, and if he can access the city's Tianyan system, he will definitely be able to find the trace of our son." Hao Han persuaded him with good words: "You sleep for a while, you haven't closed your eyes for almost two days, and then your son won't find you and go to the hospital." Don't worry, this world is still the party, where are there so many cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods?

"Sleep? I can't find my son, can I sleep? Do you think everyone is like you, heartless?" Hao's mother said dissatisfiedly.

"Hey, where is this unlucky boy hiding? Can Lao Wang give some strength? Really!" his cell phone rang just as he complained.

"The big river flows eastward, the stars of the Tianshan Mountains participate in the Beidou!" With the ringtone of the classic old song, Hao Han's mobile phone trembled violently, Hao Han hurriedly picked up the phone and asked, "Lao Wang, how is the situation?"

A calm male voice came from the phone: "Lao Hao, don't worry, the comrades of the Information Department have retrieved the surveillance video for two whole months, and finally discovered your son's whereabouts." He was last seen in the city two months ago, when he bought a lot of camping gear and supplies at the wilderness survival store, and then called up the road surveillance to find him riding a rickshaw towards the mountains around the city. Our comrades from the criminal police team found the tricycle left behind by your son at the foot of Momoyama Mountain. So he may be in a corner of the mountain now, so there is no need to worry, he was not killed. Maybe one day he'll get tired of being in the wilderness and go home!"

Hao Han breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and hurriedly thanked: "Thank you, Lao Wang, my sister-in-law and I will invite you to dinner another day! ”

"Hahaha! That's a good feeling, I've long wanted to find a chance to slaughter a big family!" Director Wang quipped: "Okay, hurry up and tell your daughter-in-law the news, I bet you must be kneeling on the washboard now!"

Hao Han said righteously: "Hmph! You lost! The thing under my knee is a titanium collector's edition cherry switch keyboard, which my wife specially ordered for me from Switzerland!"

"Okay, okay, you big families really know how to play, my little civil servant can't compare with you capitalists. Director Wang teased.

"Fuck off!" Uncle Hao Han turned off his phone, and then he stood up from the keyboard with a straight knee.

"Wife, there's news!" Hao Han said to Hao's mother in shock, hehe, as long as his wife puts her mind on her son, she won't care that she doesn't kneel on the keyboard!

As Lao Hao expected, after hearing her son's news, Hao's mother really didn't care about Lao Hao getting up from the keyboard: "Hurry up!"

"My son went out camping, two months ago he went to the wilderness survival store to buy a lot of supplies, Wang said that those things are enough for his son to live in the mountains for three months, so don't worry, he just went to the mountains to play. Lao Hao said with a smile on his face.

Hao's mother was also relieved when she heard this, it is better to have news than no news, she at least knows where her son has gone, it is much better than not knowing anything before. Hao's mother, who was relaxed, immediately couldn't hold back, and the strong feeling of exhaustion immediately eroded her nerves. Hao's mother's eyes darkened, and she immediately fell on the sofa.

Lao Hao covered his face with a sigh and sighed: "It's all your fault! How good is it to raise your son honestly? Even if you don't do your job, it's better than not even having news! Hey, I blame myself for being too eager for quick success, and when my son comes back, I won't force him to be a teacher anymore, and my children and grandchildren will have their own children and grandchildren..."

Separated from Xiahou Yongyue, Hao Yun jumped and galloped in the forest at a speed of hundreds of kilometers per hour, he is now an engine that burns grain, as long as his internal qi is enough for him to make jumping movements, he can maintain a high-speed run.

The jumping movement is like a light work: the role of the first eight beats is to accelerate the movement in a straight line, and its principle is to move in a variety of ways; the second eight beats is to pull up and jump vertically, and its principle is Wudang Tiyun Zong, he is still not in the realm now, and can only do it twice in the air, if he cultivates deeply, he can do dry land and pull onions in the air, and exert force eight times in the air. The third eight-beat training is to move and dodge on the spot, which is a collection of You Long Step, Nine Palace Bagua Step, and Ling Bo Micro Step, and when practiced to a deep level, he can pull out an afterimage out of thin air to confuse the public - but now Hao Yun can't do it. The fourth eight beats are flying through the air, which is the highest level of light power, like flying immortals outside the sky.

Hao Yun has always used the first eight beats and the second eight beats on the way home, although the fourth eight beats are elegant like a fairy, but it is too consuming internal qi, and the internal qi he has accumulated by stretching is not enough for him to fly out of Erlidi, so in order to go home as soon as possible, he can only run and jump on the ground. If he wants to travel like a fairy flying out of the sky, he still needs more cultivation.

The journey from DXAL to Xiaoxinganling was really long, and it took Hao Yun nearly four hours of effort. Finally, with his efforts, he finally saw the narrow and prosperous mountain city - Seven Cities on the top of the mountain.

"Whew... It's home! The two-month savage life is finally over, and the buddy can finally crisscross the city without limits!Ahahahaha!" Hao Yun stood on the top of the mountain and pinched his waist and posed with a posture of Lao Tzu wanting to live every day, very arrogant.

Finally, without waiting for him to be happy for long, the system opened up: "Congratulations to the user on returning to the city, the system has released the main quest: 'From scratch' to celebrate." ”

"'From Nothing' Mission Introduction: Users who already have the potential of a male god can finally set sail, but the ideal is full, and the reality is the backbone. The user now has nothing and is poor, which is really a shame for the principals. In order to pick up the dignity of the principal, in order to let the user embark on the road of the all-round principal, the user is asked to set up a school in the shortest possible time, and successfully enroll ten students. ”

"Quest Reward: Skill Draw twice. ”

"Failure Punishment: A principal who doesn't even have a school doesn't deserve to be called a principal, so there is no need for a user who has no meaning in life, so blow yourself up with me, scum!"

"Mission time: one month. ”

"Mission requirements: self-reliance, adequate food and clothing, users are not allowed to accept any financial support and help from their parents. ”

Hao Yun, who was extremely happy and sad, stood on the top of the mountain, and raised his middle finger to the sky depressedly to show his grief and indignation. This damn system doesn't want to stop it, the principal also has human rights, okay? The principal also has the right to leave, okay?