Chapter 579: This Film Is So Dirty!
"I am sad and sad, my heart hurts, eight wives are like jackals and hungry tigers, people when I enjoy all the blessings of others, in fact, empty and lonely, who knows?
With Tang Bohu's helpless voice, the picture on the screen suddenly changed, and it switched to the four talents of Jiangnan traveling together!
In ancient times, the name of "Jiangnan Four Talents" is not inferior to those modern superstars, no, Jiangnan Four Talents travel together, thousands of girls are excited to learn the news, and they have run to see the peerless style of their idols!
In the next second, the four talents of Jiangnan made a shocking debut in the way of "fashion catwalk"!
Tang Bohu (played by Zhao Xingchi), Zhu Zhishan (played by Chen Yuanxiang), Wen Zhengming (played by Chen Bo), Xu Zhenqing (played by Yao Lin), the above four are the four talents of Jiangnan who are popular among thousands of girls!
There is no comparison, there is no damage value, although the four talents of Jiangnan played by Zhao Xingchi and other four people are contrary to the image of the romantic talents in the minds of the audience, but comparing Zhao Xingchi with Zhu Zhishan, who is very cheap, and Chen Bo and Yao Lin, who have a lewd temperament and play first-class, slightly set off Zhao Xingchi's version of Tang Bohu's handsome and extraordinary. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ ο½ο½fo
There is no shortage of high-value little fresh meat under the Young Marshal Studio, but in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", Tang Bohu is the protagonist, so it is impossible for the crew to overshadow the protagonist with supporting roles in casting, so Chen Bo and Yao Lin, who have comedy cells, were selected by the crew to play Tang Bohu's good friends Wen Zhengming and Xu Zhenqing respectively.
Regardless of whether it is Chen Bo's Wang Dazhui or Yao Lin's Zeng Xiaoxian, these two characters are so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people and are widely loved by countless audiences.
Yes, the audience couldn't stop laughing, the four talents of Jiangnan played by Stephen Zhao had their own comedic effect, plus they appeared in the way of "fashion catwalk", the models walked, undressed, posed and chanted "good poems".
Xu Zhenqing: "A flock of geese under the mountain." β
Wen Zhengming: "Boos drove down the river." β
Zhu Zhishan: "Falling into the river to catch geese is hungry." β
Tang Bohu: "After eating, go home and play with your wife." β
It turns out that this is the so-called "Four Talents of Jiangnan", which is simply insulting and moral!
When the three good friends envied Tang Bohu's "Yanfu", the audience laughed even more, but what amazed the audience was Zhao Xingchi's acting skills, he simply performed Tang Bohu's previous part of "I am sad and my heart hurts", and there is an unknown bitterness behind his forced smile.
As the plot progressed, Zhu Zhishan proposed: "Hey, Brother Tang, you see a graceful woman on the bridge, lonely. That's okay, you can demonstrate your pickling girl Dafa on the spot, and let our brothers learn it well. β
Then, under the instigation of three good friends, Tang Bohu walked on the bridge to meet the "back killer", and wanted to demonstrate his unique pickle girl skills to his good friends.
In order to play the role of "Back Killer", Pang Hai lost more than 30 pounds, so that he had a graceful figure as seen by the audience.
At this moment, the audience didn't know that Tang Bohu was about to meet the back killer - Ruhua, and the audience was still guessing whether the bridgehead woman Tang Bohu met would be the heroine of the film - Qiu Xiang?
Tang Bohu walked onto the bridge, and approached the "back killer" who was sitting on the bridge pier to rest, at this time, the camera gave a big close-up of the graceful "back killer", the audience didn't expect this paragraph to be a spoof at all, they were still guessing whether the bridgehead woman was Qiuxiang? Even if the bridgehead woman was not Qiuxiang, it should be spring, summer and winter Sanxiang, or Sister Pomegranate.
Well, this time there are no spoilers for Sister Pomegranate and Ruhua in "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance", so the audience has great illusions about the peerless pomegranate sister played by Xie Lina, and they don't know how spoofed the pomegranate sister played by Xie Lina is by subverting the image, but for Ruhua, Sister Pomegranate is really beautiful.
A wind blew, and the audience only watched a pink handkerchief blown away from the hand of the woman at the bridge, and as soon as the camera turned, the handkerchief covered Tang Bohu's face impartially, Tang Bohu grabbed the handkerchief and gently sniffed the "tempting aroma" on it.
The audience looked at Tang Bohu with an intoxicated face, and had a preconceived idea, in their minds, even if the bridgehead woman is not Sister Qiuxiang who is alluring the country and the city, she is also a charming little beauty!
Imagination is often beautiful, reality is always cruel, with Tang Bohu's soft call to "Miss", the bridgehead woman who made the audience look forward to it finally revealed the true face of Lushan - a nose-picking uncle with a sexy little beard!
"Huh-" Tang Bohu was completely stunned, and the fist that was originally clenching the pink handkerchief unconsciously loosened.
"Vomit-" The audience was not as calm as Tang Bohu, they saw an out-and-out man's face, sausage mouth, and beard...... They couldn't help but gag, and the overreacted audience really vomited and vomited their lunch cleanly.
Fortunately, before the premiere of the movie, the film's producer equipped the audience with a plastic bag, and the audience was puzzled by this before, and now they finally know the role of the plastic bag!
I'm going, isn't it said that Sister Qiuxiang is a good girl who will captivate the country and the city? No matter how bad it is, there should always be a charming little beauty, right? Anyway, this bridgehead woman, no, no, no, what the hell should be the nose-picking uncle? This is simply disgusting!
When the "Qiaotou Woman" revealed her true face, except for the director star of Shaoshuai Studio and the main creative team of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", the rest of the audience was disgusted and kept gagging, the difference is between retching and real vomiting.
"Holy, what the hell is this nostril-picking uncle?"
"Woooooooooo......oo The picture is too beautiful to look at directly. β
"I'll go! This scumbag doesn't look like a woman horizontally or vertically, does he?"
"I just want to ask now, where is your discipline, young marshal, is there such a disgusting person as you?"
"My lunch, I knew I wouldn't eat so much at noon, this nostril-picking uncle made me sick. β
Disgusting is disgusting, it is undeniable that this paragraph is very funny, when the audience sorted out the disgusting emotions, they couldn't help but be happy, the reason was that Tang Bohu met such a "best ladyboy".
Tang Bohu's three good friends didn't know that the bridgehead woman was a superb ladyboy, and they encouraged their good friends on the shore to go up!
Tang Bohu had no choice but to bite the bullet!
Tang Bohu took a deep breath and forced a smile: "It's nothing, I want to borrow Miss's shoulder to put it on it, I don't know if it's okay?"
Just when the audience thought that the best ladyboy would be willing to do it, they never expected Ruhua to refuse: "How can this work, I'm a yellow flower girl." β
"Vomitβ"
"Hahahaha-"
"Damn, you're still a big girl like this?"
Regarding the paragraph of "Tang Bohu and Ruhua "Beautiful Encounter"", the audience burst into laughter after being disgusted, especially at the end, Zhu Zhishan's "heavy taste" made the audience jaw-dropping, I'll go, this film is so dirty! )