"Jiang Chen, why are you eating here? I haven't seen you in the cafeteria for a few days. ”

In the cafeteria of Yilan Middle School, Jiang Chen was eating a big pot of food alone, when he saw Xu Anqi and Jiang Yanyan walking hand in hand, Jiang Yanyan seemed to have discovered something strange, and greeted loudly.

"Hungry. Jiang Chen said vaguely.

"There must be something bad, otherwise how would you be hungry like this. Jiang Yanyan looked at Jiang Chen and said in an extremely determined tone.

"I didn't do bad things, I did good things. Jiang Chen stuffed a piece of braised pork into his mouth, feeling that the dishes cooked by the school chef today were very substandard.

This braised pork, the lean meat is too chai, the fat is too greasy, and when the fat and lean meat are eaten together, it is firewood and greasy, which is really a bit difficult to eat, but it is still in line with the good habit of not being picky eater, and it is swallowed into the stomach so-so, but the face becomes a little unpleasant.

"If I were an idiot, I would believe you. Jiang Yanyan snorted lightly and asked Xu Anqi, "Anqi, Jiang Chen said that he went to do a good deed, do you believe his words?"

Xu Anqi chuckled and said, "I don't believe it." ”

Xu Anqi smelled that on Jiang Chen's body, there was a faint aroma of fat powder.

That fragrance may not be too sensitive for some other women, but it just so happened that Xu Anqi had used such a perfume, and felt that the taste was not suitable for her, so she didn't use it again.

The name of that perfume is Opium, which means opium ~ piece.

Opium is one of the most expensive perfumes in the world, and it is beyond the reach of the average woman.

It can be seen from this that the woman who left the smell of perfume on Jiang Chen's body is definitely not an ordinary woman.

Of course, Angel Xu is not concerned about the price of the perfume, but the meaning of the perfume itself.

Opium, another meaning, refers to the desire to let men smell the fragrance, like smoking opium ~ film, this is an extremely typical perfume loved by light mature women.

Unlike Chanel No. 5, which has become a street incense, the women who use this perfume have their own unique tastes and hobbies.

For example, Angel Xu, although she also likes the taste of Chanel, she never uses it, and she prefers the girly fragrance of the Lancôme series.

This is precisely the reason why Jiang Chen didn't believe that Jiang Chen had done a good deed, and it was very likely that Jiang Chen went on a date with a woman who used Opium.

"I really did a good job. Jiang Chen argued.

He also wants to do bad things, but the problem is that he didn't do it, he just gave the sleeping beauty an injection, who would have thought that the sleeping beauty called so much ~ soul erosion ~ bone, after teasing him up and down, he fell asleep irresponsibly.

So, if he wants to do something bad, he can only do one good thing throughout...... Well, treating one's own woman is also considered to be the category of saving people, which is of course a good thing.

Jiang Chen argued, it was called a reasonable, justified, and unaware that he had already been arrested by Xu Anqi on the scene.

"What good things are you doing?" asked Xu Anqi with a squint.

"Uh......" Jiang Chen looked at Xu Anqi, blinked, and finally found something wrong.

"When I was crossing the street outside today, I saw a woman fall on a zebra crossing, so I went over and helped her. Jiang Chen opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Doesn't that woman drive herself?" asked Xu Anqi again.

"I don't drive. Jiang Chen said, in his impression, he had never seen Sleeping Beauty drive a car, and Uncle Zhong was her driver.

"yes. Xu Anqi nodded and stopped talking.

"What's that, right?" Jiang Chen was a little apprehensive.

Xu Anqi has always rarely spoken, but this smart girl, Jiang Chen will never doubt her EQ and IQ.

Judging from Xu Anqi's performance, Jiang Chen knew that he must have exposed his horse's feet somewhere, but he didn't know where he had exposed his horse's feet at all.

And Xu Anqi didn't mean to say it thoroughly, it was all like Jiang Chen's heart had been scratched by a cat, and it was itchy.

If you want to catch the adulterer, you will catch the adulterer, anyway, if you don't catch the adulterer in bed, with Jiang Chen's cheekiness, there will be no embarrassment at all.

But to put it bluntly, it's different, he's good to improve next time, isn't it?

This is only half of this, and if he wants to say it, if he shows the same horse feet next time, it will be his life.

"Anqi, why are you so naïve that you believe Jiang Chen's words like this?" Jiang Yanyan said in a huff.

Jiang Chen didn't even have the mind to make up the reason, she just made it up when she opened her mouth, there was no technical content at all, she listened to it as soon as she heard it, and there were many loopholes, but Xu Anqi also asked the woman Jiang Chen helped seriously if she could drive, what was the matter.

Even if it is a woman in love, the IQ ratio is showing a plummeting trend, but Xu Anqi's IQ should not decline so exaggeratedly, right?

This IQ made her very anxious in her eyes.

"I don't believe it. Xu Anqi smiled lightly.

"Hehe, I knew Jiang Chen couldn't fool you. Jiang Yanyan laughed happily.

"Jiang Chen, the reason you made up is too bad, make up another one. At the end, Jiang Yanyan said to Jiang Chen.

"How to make it up?" Jiang Chen's face was innocent.

"Let's just say that you are walking down the street, and suddenly a beautiful woman throws herself into your arms, and then the two of you go to the hotel to open a room and do bad things, that's why you are so hungry...... Of course, this kind of thing is a bad thing in the eyes of me and Anqi, but for you, it can also be regarded as a good thing, after all, it solves the needs of that woman in some way, isn't it?" Jiang Yanyan said jokingly.

"A certain need, what is the need?" Jiang Chen was even more innocent, looking like he didn't understand what Jiang Yanyan was saying at all.

"I'm going to die. Jiang Yanyan's little face was flushed, and Xu Anqi was also shy.

"It's okay to speak clearly, if you don't make it clear, how do I know what the needs are?" Jiang Chen said seriously.

"It's like you said it yourself, I was walking down the street, and there was a beautiful woman who threw herself into my arms, and if you think about it, there are many possibilities, ......isn't it? And after I send her to the hotel, there are many possibilities, for example, I open a room for her to rest and leave, or ......"

"What's the matter?" Before Jiang Chen finished speaking, Jiang Yanyan asked gossiping.

Xu Anqi also looked at Jiang Chen at this time, waiting for Jiang Chen to finish speaking.

"For another example, I also entered the room, and then, I called the waiter to send a deck of poker over, and played with the woman ~ the landlord. Jiang Chen said unhurriedly.

"Can you be a little more reliable?" Jiang Yanyan felt very disappointed.

Originally, I thought that I could hear some fragrant and energetic content, even if Jiang Chen was made up randomly, but that would be in line with the logic of the development of the story.

Jiang Chen actually said that he would open a room in the hotel and fight a landlord, can this script go on like this?

"Of course this is a very reliable possibility, have you forgotten what I just said? I said that the woman was being hunted by the bad guys, and it turned out that she was a bad gambler, and she owed a lot of debts, and was found by a loan shark. You know, a woman who is addicted to gambling can do everything. Jiang Chen said eloquently.

"Okay, even if you bring the story back, but don't forget, what I said has a premise, it's a beautiful woman who is hugging her, even if she is a bad gambler, she is also a beautiful gambler...... If you imagine a woman sitting there in a hotel room, on a big bed, exhaling like an orchid, how ambiguous and exciting the atmosphere is, I don't believe that you can really play with others...... Landowner. Jiang Yanyan deliberately dragged out the tone in the last three words.

Jiang Chen didn't need to imagine it at all, because when he stayed in a hotel room with Sleeping Beauty today, it was such an atmosphere, and it only needed a little reminiscence, it was already beautiful enough.

"I must solemnly state that I am a man of integrity. Jiang Chen said.

"So, when I really encounter the situation you said, I usually refuse with righteous words. Jiang Chen said very seriously.

"What if the situation is not ordinary?" Jiang Yanyan asked without giving up.

This pit has been dug for Jiang Chen, and she doesn't believe that Jiang Chen won't jump down.

"If the situation is not ordinary, it is definitely not the woman's fault, it must be my fault, and I want to repent. Jiang Chen said.

"What do you mean is that if the situation is not ordinary, you must not be able to control and control yourself messing around, right?" smashing his mouth, Jiang Yanyan made a supplement to Jiang Chen's words.

Then, Jiang Yanyan said to Xu Anqi: "Anqi, listen, this hooligan is really unreliable at all. ”

"You are wrong, I said that I want to repent, the reason is that I am too handsome, it is not my fault that I am too handsome, but it is my fault that handsome makes people sin. Jiang Chen explained.

"Uh-" Xu Anqi and Jiang Yanyan stared wide-eyed, which one is this.

If I wasn't handsome, how could a beautiful woman throw a hug on me? How could I be willing to be taken to a hotel to open a room? How could she seduce me in front of me? So, to put it mildly, it's all my fault that I'm too handsome, because of this, I must repent, I didn't mean to be so handsome. Jiang Chen looked guilty.

"Angel, are you okay? I want to throw up. The corners of Jiang Yanyan's mouth twitched.

Xu Anqi giggled, glanced at Jiang Chen coquettishly, and said, "I will take people to brush." ”

"No, I'm really too handsome, okay?" Jiang Chen said pretendingly.

"Okay, okay, you're the most handsome, Angel and I both know, change the topic. "Jiang Yanyan can't stand Jiang Chen's virtue for a minute.

"The next topic is when that woman can't stand the temptation of being handsome and throws me down on the big bed in the hotel...... Jiang Chen said.

"Next to the topic. Xu Anqi couldn't listen to it anymore, it was obviously a non-existent thing, how could it come out of Jiang Chen's mouth, as if it had really happened?

"Next topic...... Oh, it's that woman, who stripped me naked, and then she took off her own clothes......" Jiang Chen said.

"Don't say anything. The two girls said in unison, the two of them had never been in the world, but they couldn't stand Jiang Chen's meat jokes.

Jiang Chen smiled, and was about to make a few more jokes, when he heard someone shouting in the cafeteria, "Everyone go and see, someone is going to jump off the building!"