Chapter Twenty-Four: The Mentally Retarded Boar
The gods can slash the sky with a single blow!
This is the hottest news in the Floating Continent at the moment. Countless people were talking in the streets, and the front pages of the newspapers were full of reports about the incident. Because he can't interview the gods, Worf, who has been resurrected by the gods and regained his youth, becomes the protagonist of this incident.
This old wolf also took this opportunity to make things clear from beginning to end, including Yingluo's evaluation of the Asian people and the decision to leave three days later, although the words did not mention the Abis Commercial Country by name, but the spearhead outside the words was directly aimed at Abis, which probably meant that the departure of the gods was the loss of the entire floating continent, and the culprit of all this was Abis's gang of fools!
It seems that after rejuvenation, the old wolf's stubborn temper has also returned a lot, and this merciless stubbornness has once again caused a wave of public opinion, and the two sides who support the gods to stay and let the gods leave are arguing, and even small-scale conflicts have broken out in some places, which can be described as the most lively day for the Asian people in five hundred years.
But no matter how much the sub-people fight, it has nothing to do with the gods.
If they don't want to leave, it's useless for anyone to object, and if they want to go, no one can stop them. This planet is completely dispensable to the gods, and it is only because Cortana and William have a friendship that the gods are here. Now the owner is not welcome, then go, what a big deal.
The gods didn't take this incident to heart at all, taking advantage of the last three days of effort, taking pictures of souvenirs, buying souvenirs, and buying souvenirs, a look of "the tourist bus departs at three o'clock in the afternoon, and there is still a little time to wave it again".
"Are you really leaving, sir?" asked William.
"yes, of course. I hope that the planet over there is almost ready, a blue sky and white clouds, a beach and a sea, and I also promised to take Cortana to dive and catch lobsters. Yingluo glanced at William: "What's wrong, do you have something?"
William's face twitched: "What will I do if you leave......?
"Oh, don't worry about this. Yingluo replied, "Didn't Cortana leave contact information with you? Human things......"
Before he could finish speaking, Worf walked in and said with a solemn face: "My lord, the lord of the Ibis Commercial Country has come, saying that he has something to discuss with you. ”
"I don't know him, so what do I have to say to him. Yingluo waved his hand: "Let him go." ”
Wolf hesitated for a moment and said, "The other party seems to want to keep you, you should probably meet with him." ”
"Just kidding. Yingluo smiled: "Let me go, let me stay, he really treats himself as a character." ”
"It was the lord of the country who was wrong, I apologize to you, Lord God!" A rough voice sounded, and a pig-headed man with fangs walked in, he was dressed in a bright red robe, with a huge gold ring on his fingers, and a cigar in his mouth, followed by eight soldiers with guns, looking like an upstart.
Wolf's eyes narrowed: "You actually led someone to break into my mansion with a gun, Paul, you are too presumptuous!"
Paul glanced at Wolf, "You old guy is really rejuvenated, it's kind of interesting." As for the guards...... Lao Tzu has many enemies, and he doesn't dare to go out with peace of mind without anyone to protect him. ”
Wolf snorted coldly: "That's because you have too many bad things." Less nonsense, what the hell are you here for?"
"You're the one who is. I'm looking for a god, you old thing!" Paul looked at with no one in his eyes.
"You!" Wolf's tail hair exploded.
But Yingluo waved his hand, and Wolf had no choice but to retreat.
She looked at Paul and asked curiously, "Boar?"
Paul proudly stood tall: "Exactly, the bloodline handed down from the ancestors is very noble!"
Yingluo nodded: "It's interesting, for this sake, I'll give you a chance to say three words." ”
Paul laughed: "Lord God is Lord God, although you are a non-requisition, but you are the first one who dares to talk to me." ”
Worf stepped forward and said angrily: "Bastard, the god master is not a non-requisition, keep your mouth clean!"
"It's fine. Yingluo raised his hand to let Wolf stand down, looked at Paul and said, "You have two sentences left." ”
Paul's eyelids jumped, he felt a little unbearable on his face, and said with a forced smile: "I can't see that Wolf is obedient to your training, he really deserves to be an old dog." ”
Wolf gritted his teeth, and Yingluo nodded: "There is one sentence left." ”
This guy!
Paul hated that this was the first time he had not been able to take control of the conversation. He had the intention of using force, but this was Worf's territory after all, and the previous blow that cut off the sky made him jealous.
Taking a deep breath to regain his composure, Paul didn't want to waste the last sentence, so he simply said straight to the point: "I also want a healthy body and immortality, you can make a price!"
In a man like Paul's, there was no god at all. He believes that Yingluo is at best an "alien" with great strength and special abilities, and since they appear in the Floating Continent, they must have something to look forward to here. Whatever they want, as long as they have money, they will be able to buy it.
The Merchant Nation of Abis is the number one force on the Floating Island, and it is extremely powerful, not only with its own army, but also with endless wealth. If it weren't for the fear of the golden goblin under the Great Sage, he would have replaced him a long time ago, and it would have been excellent to change his name to a big wild boar Shuangshuang.
Paul looked at Yingluo confidently and said proudly: "Don't scruple, feel free to quote." If you want something, I promise to help you find it, as long as you give me a healthy body and immortality!"
"After three sentences, you can go. Yingluo waved his hand lightly, not at all interested in Paul's proposal. I thought I would say something, but it turned out to be just an arrogant guy who sat back and watched the sky. How can money impress the gods, a planet made of gold or diamonds, there are not ten thousand but eight thousand in this universe alone, if you want, just pull one back, this wild boar's money is not even a dime.
"Smack!" Paul slapped heavily on the table and said viciously, "No one can refuse me, no one!"
As his words fell, eight soldiers with guns clicked and pulled the bolt, and the muzzles of the black holes were aimed at Yingluo.
"That's really embarrassing, I'm not a human, I'm a god!" Ying Luo looked at him, and the muzzles of the eight soldiers were aimed at Paul, and before the other party could react, the soldiers pulled the trigger.
"Bang bang bang!"
After eight crunchs, there were eight holes in Paul's clothes, and the slightest bullet would have pierced his body.
Never before was death so close, Paul was covered in cold sweat, a stench in the crotch of his pants, and a thin drip of yellowed liquid.
"X, my carpet!" Wolf scolded, but his face was full of joy.
William also mocked: "It turns out that big people can die if they are hit by bullets, I thought it was different from us little people." ”
Paul's face turned blue, evidently furious. As the lord of the Ibis Business Nation, he had never been humiliated in this way.
"You'll regret it, Lord Spirit!" Paul said, gritting his back molars, "Abyss isn't easy to mess with." ”
Yingluo looked at the mentally retarded expression, this pig must have been blessed by Xiao Na, where did this honey confidence come from. Tomorrow the gods are leaving this planet, how can these guys who can't even get out of the atmosphere make themselves regret it?
Probably because his eyes were too real to expose Yingluo's thoughts, Paul's face turned pale for a while, and he turned around and left with a cold snort.
"After we left, we were wary of this guy, and when we couldn't hold it anymore, we asked William to call us. Yingluo said to Wolf.
As a result, the old wolf replied confidently: "Don't worry, Lord Yingluo, it may not work outside, but on my one-third of an acre, Paul's guy can't please me." ”
Yingluo nodded: "Anyway, don't be too reluctant, this matter is because of me, I naturally have to give you an explanation." ”
The old wolf bowed gratefully: "Yes, thank you, my lord!"
The next afternoon, hoping that the planet over there was also pinched, and the gods had brought their bathing suits and were ready to leave, but at this time, another shocking news came, and Yingluo understood where the pig's confidence came from.
A giant beast was dropped by Abis's airship onto Island 11, just a few kilometers from the city of Corina. The beast had the shape of a snake and was covered with spikes, and when it first landed, it seemed to be dazed, but after three to five minutes it "woke up" and began to move towards the city of Corina.
Wolf's face changed greatly: "It turned out to be the second beast, how is this possible!"
"Hahaha!" There was laughter from the airship, and Paul said wildly: "Now you know how powerful Lao Tzu is, today I want to see which one is powerful, the second beast or the gods!"
"It was a really unexpected thing. Yingluo looked at the second beast, and then at Paul: "How did you catch it?"
"What, are you scared, Lord Spirit? What about your previous arrogance?" Paul said as he bit his cigar, "If you don't want to die, hurry up and make Lao Tzu immortal, do you hear?"
Ying Luo's eyebrows furrowed, not that she was angry, but that she noticed that the pig's spirit seemed to be abnormal. But if you look closely, you won't find anything. After thinking about it for a while, the second beast was getting closer and closer to Corina City, and Yingluo raised his head and said, "Cortana." ”
"Yes, yes. ”
"Over to you. ”
"Okay!"
A figure jumped out, and there was a snap, and the head of the second beast exploded, and the snake god twitched twice and hung up......
Paul almost fell off the airship when he didn't stand still, but fortunately the soldier next to him pulled him. He opened his mouth wide and didn't notice that the cigar had dropped, and his face was full of disbelief: "This ...... How is that possible?"