The head teacher, Mr. Shi, left the classroom with a headache and confusion, he didn't understand what the new kid was after class, why the more he looked at it, the more strange it became.

After class, the classroom went crazy, and a large group of children gathered around to see the new student.

A kid with a runny nose said, "What are you talking about in class, why can't I understand it?"

He Xiangdong said to him: "This is so powerful, this story comes from many years ago, there was a white snake and a green snake, cultivated into refinement, turned into a human form, and then went to Hangzhou West Lake to play, you know the West Lake." ”

A group of little kids nodded their heads again and again, listening to the story very seriously.

He Xiangdong continued: "It is said that on that day, the white snake was grooming on the second floor, and accidentally dropped a hairpin under the window and smashed one person. The man's name was Xu Xian, and he was a local official. This Xu Xian official looked up, wow, big beauty, and then went to find Wang's mother next door......"

"Ahem......" There was a cough from the back of the crowd, and the group of children who were listening to it immediately dispersed, sat upright in their seats, and pretended to be good babies one by one.

The person who came was a math teacher, Mr. Bai, a middle-aged old man. He walked to He Xiangdong's side with a calm face and said, "Who told you this story just now?"

He Xiangdong also smiled: "Self-taught, self-taught, you have a lot of praise." ”

"Hmph, nonsense, I want to reflect it with your homeroom teacher. The math teacher went to the podium with a black face.

He Xiangdong is not afraid at all, he is here to join in the fun today, and he will not come tomorrow, it is the nature of ticket friends, who is afraid of whom.

The math teacher is a very strict and traditional teacher, who is very serious in class and very dull in class.

"Does anyone know what 23 minus 7 is?"

All the students in the class lowered their heads, for fear that the teacher would find out that they should have calculated correctly, and they would have to fall if they were wrong.

"Does no one know?" said the math teacher again.

There was silence again.

He Xiangdong is also secretly anxious, he is anxious for the math teacher, how embarrassing it is to be cold, if this situation is encountered in a cross talk performance, the cross talk actor must not go crazy.

Although people just said that they were like father and son, how could they blame the teacher, so He Xiangdong decided to help the math teacher.

This kid is also trying to be blind.

immediately took the stubble directly, and said: "Eh, by the way, does anyone know, after this store, you won't be able to see this Wu Dalang." ”

"What a mess. The math teacher had a dark face and turned to look at He Xiangdong.

He Xiangdong also smiled at him, meaning that he didn't need to thank him for saving the scene.

"Do you know what the answer is?" the math teacher asked in a deep voice.

He Xiangdong said with a smile: "If you ask me, then I really don't know." ”

The math teacher was slightly angry and scolded, "I don't know what you said?"

He Xiangdong put on a natural appearance and said, "I don't know what's wrong, am I proud, am I proud, do you know, teacher?"

"Nonsense, of course I know. ”

"Do I look down on you?" He Xiangdong said again.

"You ......" the math teacher choked.

The students in the class were all amused by He Xiangdong, giggling and laughing, and the classroom atmosphere suddenly became lively. He Xiangdong is also very proud, look at our ability, two sentences will amuse the big guy, an excellent cross talk artist is like this, not only can tease, but also can be funny.

He Xiangdong arched his hand at the math teacher, which means that I will leave it to you next, and I will help you heat up this cold field, so you don't need to thank me.

And then......

And then......

Then He Xiangdong was kicked out.

Standing at the door, He Xiangdong was almost crying out with grief, and he kept cursing the math teacher for having no artistic virtues, and he didn't set up a table to invite him to dinner to express his gratitude, and drove him out.

"This is going to be banned in the industry. He Xiangdong cursed again.

The child was cured.

At the end of the math class, the math teacher went directly to the homeroom teacher, Mr. Shi, to report the situation, and ignored the enthusiastic student who helped him to cheer for him.

When lunch time comes, the elementary school will steam the rice by themselves, and the students will bring rice, vegetables and lunch boxes to the school, and in the morning, they will wash the rice and put it in the aluminum lunch box, put it in the steaming drawer, and the school cafeteria staff will help steam it.

At noon, students could have a lunch with the dishes they brought, and in those days, in addition to paying tuition, students also had to pay a firewood fee, which was used for steaming rice, usually not to pay money, but to let the family pick up a few loads of firewood.

The little fat man came to school today and specially brought two lunch boxes, all of which were steamed, his family is relatively wealthy, and the dishes he brought are also better, which is fried pork with dried tofu, and there is a fried potato chip.

There is no place for them to eat in an old school like theirs, and the big guys eat standing up, squatting, or sitting on the steps with a lunch box.

At that time, the meal was really lively, and the whole school was full of students with lunch boxes. The little fat man found the lunch box and went to the playground with He Xiangdong to eat, and sat on the steps under the flagpole.

The little fat man took out two enamel jars from his backpack, which contained vegetables, and said to He Xiangdong: "I told my grandmother last night that you would come to school with me today, and my grandmother also prepared more dishes for you to taste." ”

He Xiangdong picked up the lunch box, took a bite of the dish, and said, "It tastes so good, thank you for helping me, the old lady." ”

The little fat man was also eating jubilantly, chewing rice in his mouth, and said vaguely: "My grandmother has always praised you, saying that you are young but very capable, and let me learn from you." ”

"Hi, old man love to be honest. He Xiangdong is not modest at all.

The little fat man nodded very seriously and said: "Anyway, I think you are very powerful, you can speak cross talk, you can sing Taiping lyrics, and you can be a peerless flower chicken." ”

"Poof......" He Xiangdong squirted out a mouthful of rice, this kid is still thinking about the stubble, and it is not cured.

The little fat man continued: "My uncle also said that you are amazing, and said that you will definitely be able to become a big horn in the future, just like on TV. But my dad didn't say hello, he told me to study hard, otherwise I would have to go around like you. ”

He Xiangdong didn't mind at all, the father of the little fat man was right, the life of folk artists is very hard, and it is much more difficult to learn art than those children who go to school.

He Xiangdong also persuaded: "Big stone, your father is right, our art industry is too hard, it's really not suitable for you, you still study hard, your father is a capable person, you listen to him right." ”

The little fat man lowered his head and said, "I also want to study hard, but I'm stupid and I can't learn all the words." ”

He Xiangdong said: "There is also a way to recognize words, many Chinese characters are disassembled and combined into different words, and different combinations are new words, which are ever-changing and have deep meanings." Come, come here, I'll teach you. ”