Summer is coming, the temperature rises suddenly, and the god of temperature, Made, has begun to do things again~

It was at this time that humans with the Force began to awaken their primitive skills - (抠口jiao)

It was a day of fear that was dominated by the skin of the feet, and that people who were shrouded in fear greedily longed, desired, wanted more, and received temporary comfort in their hearts. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info。。

What a terrible human being!

In the past few days, as soon as the baby went to bed at night in the dormitory, those big men who slept with me rose one after another, and then let out a loud roar, "Pick your feet!" As soon as these words came out, the earth shook the earth, and suddenly a primitive desire erupted from the soul to the body, "Set a small goal, first deduct a few feet or two!" That's right, they have goals, they have their own pursuits, they are really hard-working human beings, and what they are pursuing is the excitement conveyed by the pain stimulation of the cerebral cortex, the feeling is really irresistible, the pleasure of splitting the skin and the flesh is like ♂ taking drugs...... Gee... (Disgusting, how can it be so disgusting, my mother...) ）

Hmph~ I won't pick my feet! There are very few men in this world who are as clean and self-conscious as me, they are all very vulgar, greedy for the pleasure of their own flesh, and indulge in the illusory *** Sadly, they don't know! Those are all fake, they don't exist, but what about them? If they don't listen, they don't listen, it's really ...... Gee...

The result is: the sound of picking feet comes and goes, endlessly, just like the female anchor is greedy for the yellow eel... 【Honey Blush】

One day-

"Our righteousness, the X-Zhong Foot Picking Committee was officially established, applause!"

"Papapa ♂ ♂" (onomatopoeia for clapping)"

"When it comes to picking feet, I have something to say, with my 18 years of experience in picking feet, first picking feet is a technical job, first light and then heavy and then slowing down, slowly, in order to ensure the persistence of excitement, remember the standard posture, up and down, must not be left and right, will affect the capillary induction of the feet......"

"No! Your academics are wrong, I don't think you can be too rigid in picking your feet, you have to conform to nature, and the pursuit of long-term pleasure will lose pleasure! Anyway, I don't agree!"

"Objection ......"

"I have something to say below......

"I, Zhang Laohan, also have to say a few words......"

"Uh...... You guys are so professional, the big guys are worshiped by me. Xiao Hongjun said.

"What is this, I don't pick my feet, I'm tearing my feet!"

"Tear your feet! Oh my God, is this the long-lost secret technique of picking feet?

"I tear up but there is a principle, a tear must be successful, and the area is not small, I have been pursuing the ultimate in tearing out the size of the foot skin, my ideal is to tear out the largest foot skin, and then make a bookmark!"

"Tear pot A, 666... Xiao Hongjun said.

"I'm sorry, but while you're bragging, I've already picked off a foot or two... ”

"Oh my God!" Xiao Hongjun said.

"I'm bleeding... ”

"Awesome!" Xiao Hongjun said.

"Spicy chicken, I've picked the main artery!"

", the blood is soaring!" Xiao Hongjun said.

"Don't panic at this time, go and help me call the emergency number, I'll faint for a while... ”

"Oh... "Moses and Moses ......"

……

Heroes are immortal, please be cautious when picking your feet!

This is a real bloodshed, just an exaggeration ... I don't know why I wrote this, I'm not a bad taste, I know that I remembered these funny things, and suddenly I remembered my friends who laughed with me at that time, they have all changed in the passage of time, I don't know if they are still so funny? hehe......

Here, I would like to thank them who used to be in the same dormitory with me, who forgot me...... I cherish the time we have together, and I wish I could have been so carefree...

It's a pity! Time is not waiting for us, it is forcing us to grow!