Chapter 812: Four hundred pieces for one night
Nowadays, young people like to act, and Gao Feng and policewoman Wang Xiaoyue are no exception, and the two of them often play a scene for the sisters, so that the sisters will be set up unconsciously.
This time, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is no exception, she cooperated with the peak to perform a thrilling scene, and all the beauties were excited to jump from the top floor of the hospital, this scene is particularly dangerous, this is more than 20 floors high, seventy or eighty meters in the air, if there is no protection below, once the person lands on the ground, it will become a meatloaf at that time.
Of course, the exception of the four major gold steel just now, people relied on eating Sanjiu cold spirit granules, and they instantly became bold, and they had a big fat man as a mat, and the result was safe, which is also a coincidence of coincidences, and the probability is very low.
Of course, Director Gao Feng's agitation scene was because he was prepared, he asked Jiang Wenhua to prepare safety precautions below, otherwise he wouldn't dare to let the beauties jump.
Nowadays, young people like to show affection, what Valentine's Day, what Father's Day, Mother's Day, and what Singles' Day all take videos to show affection, especially some celebrities, who are all rushing out to show affection during the festival, holding hands and connecting their fingers, showing affection today, and the kind of scandal that will be rumored tomorrow.
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is also a young girl, her thinking is very avant-garde, and she also wants to show affection with her boyfriend.
When the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue and Gao Feng held hands and jumped off the roof of the hospital with affection, the policewoman comrade was still holding her mobile phone to shoot a video, this kind of calm demeanor is admirable.
Gao Feng also said of her: "Xiaoyue, you are also a little vulgar, other celebrities can show affection, why should you follow it." ”
Policewoman Wang Xiaoyue said happily: "Gao Feng, celebrities can show, why can't we ordinary people show it, not to mention that this is a difficult show of affection, which star can complete this action, our show of affection is posted on the Internet, and the click rate has soared." ”
Gao Feng told Wang Xiaoyue, don't post this video on the Internet, some of the videos he annoys the most on the Internet are almost all perverted, almost all of them want to be Internet celebrities, there are too few normal positive videos, I don't want others to say that we are perverts.
Policewoman Wang Xiaoyue reassured Gao Feng, she doesn't want to be an Internet celebrity, we are all young people full of positive energy, but we are quite positive now, but I am a little worried about whether Jiang Wenhua will do a good job of safety measures in time, Jiang Wenhua is always half a beat slower than others, once the security measures are not effective, then we will only show affection for the last time, which is also the end of our lives.
Policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is worried about Jiang Wenhua's safety measures, everyone knows very well that this Jiang Wenhua is always half a beat slower than others, and there are always problems at the juncture, this jumping off the building is not other child's play, once the safety measures below are not done well, then they will be finished, and today next year will be a death day.
Gao Feng also thinks that what Wang Xiaoyue said makes sense, Jiang Wenhua is really such a person, once he slows down for half a beat, the consequences are really unimaginable, and he feels the need to make a phone call to ask about the situation.
Actually, it doesn't help to call at this time, he has prepared security measures, it doesn't matter yet, once he doesn't have security measures ready, then he can only worship, and next week will be their first seven.
Before Gao Feng could call, Jiang Wenhua's phone rang, and Gao Feng connected Jiang Wenhua's phone, and Jiang Wenhua was panting on the phone.
"Brother Gao, it's exhausting your brother culture, the business in this hospital is too hot, it's just a crowd, I've searched all the places, and I haven't found a single extra quilt, your brother suggests that you cancel this jumping action, you still carry my group of sisters downstairs one by one." ”
"I'll check, Brother Wenhua, you can make us miserable, you can't find the quilt, why didn't you call early, you waited until we jumped off the building to call a fart, you just wait for the first seven next week." ”
Jiang Wenhua's words made Gao Feng completely angry, he yelled at Jiang Wenhua hoarsely, and after yelling, Gao Feng was about to drop the mobile phone, but after thinking about it, he was reluctant to throw it, in case he also needed a mobile phone in the underworld of the Yin Dynasty, then he had to let his relatives burn a mobile phone, it would cost a lot of money, and it would save a little.
After Gao Feng roared, Jiang Wenhua was quite refreshing: "Brother Gao, you can rest assured, isn't it the first seven, your brother has given you, your brother has given you a full moon, and there is an anniversary, I promise to make it lively, invite a few mobile big stage teams to sing and dance, your brother also estimates that you like to watch the dance of undressing, your brother invites a few young and beautiful actresses, third- and fourth-rate stars, give four hundred and one nights, and they will take off their clothes!"
Jiang Wenhua is very refreshing, he is also thinking about inviting third- and fourth-rate female stars to perform, and let them take off their clothes for 400 yuan, I don't know how old Jiang Wenhua is inviting actresses, no matter how third- and fourth-rate female stars are, it is impossible to only be worth 400 yuan, he thinks it is an ordinary KTV song hall.
Gao Feng told Wang Xiaoyue that everything was over, this Jiang Wenhua was not a matter of slow half a beat, he was slow for half a year, he was busy for a long time, but he didn't even find a quilt, just grab a bed in such a big hospital.
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was on fire, glaring angrily at Gao Feng.
"The surname is high, this girl can't spare you, and this girl won't let you go if she is a ghost. ”
Gao Feng said: "Wang Xiaoyue, so far, you can only be a ghost and not let me go, and you don't have a choice for anything else, and now you really don't have the ability not to be a ghost." ”
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue was furious: "The surname is high, you are a bastard, this girl is really careless in making friends, why did you make a guy with no conscience, let this girl be a ghost after showing affection."
The surname is high, I think Jiang Wenhua did the right thing, there are many quilts in the hospital, but they are all covering patients, this patient has all kinds of diseases, if he grabs a quilt, this girl still dislikes it dirty, this girl would rather be a ghost, and not cover the patient's quilt. ”
Gao Feng is also drunk, and the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue is also too clean, and she is dying, and she dislikes the dirty quilts in other people's hospitals, and would rather be a ghost than cover the quilts in the hospital.
However, the patients in the hospital are also varied, what kind of patients are not, and I don't know how the disinfection situation in the hospital is, if it is the same situation as some hotels, it is really worrying.
"Wang Xiaoyue, we won't let you go if we're ghosts, and there's a bastard surnamed Gao, we won't let you go if we're ghosts. ”
It was not only the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue who couldn't let go, but also the more than 20 beauties, they all hated Gao Feng to the core, and they were about to fall to the ground, they only saw a person standing below and waving at them.
"Sisters, go back, your cultural brother didn't find the quilt, you can't land safely, it's too late for you to go back now. ”
"It's time for your mother, you think we're helicopters, you think we're dragonflies, we can fly freely, we know it's too late to go back now, but can we go back?"
Jiang Wenhua stood below and waved his hands, asking all the beauties to hurry back, so angry that all the beauties had liver pain, this Jiang Wenhua is really a bastard, we are all about to land, and he also asked us to go back quickly, who has the ability to go back.
Jiang Wenhua was still anxious, and stomped his feet below: "Hey, you stupid people, I'll let you go back, you can't hear it, this is a concrete floor, if you don't go back, do you want your cultural brother to be the first seven next week!"
"I'll go, I just understand now, what does it mean that Brother Gao asked me to make his first seven, and I'm going to make him full moon wine, I also wondered, he is in his twenties, why does he still make a full moon, it turns out that he is the rhythm of death, not the rhythm of birth." ”
Jiang Wenhua said that he would be the first seven, his head suddenly turned around, and he felt that Gao Feng asked him to be the first seven just now, because Gao Feng would encounter an accident today, not seven days after birth, and this birth and death are far from the same.
"You are a big fool, your Jiang Wenhua family is a big fool, your Jiang Wenhua ancestors are all stupid for eight generations, you just know that if you let us go back, you can't find a bed to pick us up." ”
Jiang Wenhua was so anxious that he scolded this group of beauties for being stupid, and all the beauties spat on Jiang Wenhua together, and instantly it fell like rain, drenching Jiang Wenhua.
"Beauty, I'm sorry, it's me who hurt you, don't take it to heart, now it's over, just close your eyes and be less painful. ”
Gao Feng looked down, there were no security measures, only Jiang Wenhua was waving his hands there stupidly, it seemed that the catastrophe was inevitable, and the god of death was already beckoning to them.
"Gao Feng, we don't blind our eyes when we die, we don't close our eyes when we die, we won't let you go when we are ghosts, we won't let go of Wang Xiaoyue, you couple of adulterers and silver women, we won't let you go. ”
"Sisters, you all misunderstood, all these ideas were done by Gao Feng alone, you all look for him when you do ghosts, don't look for me Wang Xiaoyue, I'm most afraid of zombies, if you all become zombies, how scary it is." ”
"Xiaoyue, it's wrong for you to do this, you acted with me, how can you shift all the responsibility to me, you are too inhuman. ”
The policewoman Wang Xiaoyue told the sisters that the responsibility was on the peak, and if they let themselves go, the peak was very unhappy, and felt that Wang Xiaoyue shirked the responsibility, so Wang Xiaoyue said.
"Gao Feng, we are all dying, you can't have a little sense of responsibility, you can't tolerate a little for me, you can't take all the responsibilities over, life is a hero, death is also a ghost!"
Gao Feng said: "Wang Xiaoyue, who said we want to die, but we can't die, you didn't see anyone come to save us." ”
Policewoman Wang Xiaoyue saw a muck truck driving below, which was full of mud, and there were two people standing on the cab of the muck truck, one was Xiong Erwei and the other was Ji Wei, and the two of them waved to these sisters in the sky like a military parade.
"Hello beauties, beauties have worked hard, we are here to save you!"
Needless to say, the person who drove the muck truck was Shen Jiwei, the driver of the sprinkler truck, and these three viagras appeared in time.
The beauties were also the first to see them, and they all frowned.
"I'll go, three viagras, you can't pull something else, or pull some cotton sponge or something, or pull a cart of milk, we can also take a milk bath, you pull this cart of mud over, can we still jump in?"
Xiong Erwei and Ji Wei said impatiently: "Oh, beauties, you are dying, what are you still so picky about, in "Run, Brother", those female stars don't want to play with mud, you ordinary beauties are still so picky, if you don't like to dance, we will take it away!"
The beauties also said: "Three viagras, other female stars perform hard, that's because they can make a lot of money, hundreds of thousands of millions of money, if we can make money, we won't care about so much." ”
The two viagras said: "Oh, is life important, or is it important to make money, if you don't jump in, then we will drive away." ”
The beauties shouted: "Hey, don't drive away, we think life is still important, let's jump in now." ”
Shen Jiwei parked the muck truck there, and all the beauties jumped in one by one.
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