All the beauties gathered, and Mei Gui, the first sister of Xiaoyue City, counted the number of people, counted a total of twenty sisters but one was missing, and that sister was Yang Guifei. {We don't write novels, we're just web text porters -∷,

Why hasn't this Yang Guifei girl arrived yet, this girl won't forget about it, this girl went back to her hometown yesterday, and it was Wang Shangliang who called her to inform her.

"Shangliang, did you inform Yang Guifei?"

Wang Shangliang replied: "Eldest sister, I have been notified, she said to come over early in the morning." ”

While he was talking, a big truck drove to the intersection of Tulou Town, and a girl jumped out of the big truck, it was this Yang Guifei.

"Hey, sisters, this girl is here, but I can't make this girl anxious, I still let my brother drive me here." ”

This big truck was driven by Yang Guifei's brother Yang Huo, after Yang Guifei received a call from Wang Shangliang, she was also anxious, so she asked her brother Yang Huo to send her early in the morning.

"I'll go, Yang Guifei, why are you carrying a big cloth bag, like the refugees fleeing from Syria, you just wrap a headscarf and pretend to be the rural aunt who fled the famine!"

This Yang Guifei girl is also carrying a big cloth bag, which is the cloth pocket on the back of the rural aunt, which is bulging, as if it contains a lot of things.

"Hehe, that's what this girl is going to do, my mother really gave me a headscarf, and I came out in a hurry to forget about it on the table at home. ”

Although Yang Guifei was sitting in the big truck, she was also sweating profusely, it seemed that this girl was sweating in a hurry, for fear that she would not be able to catch up with this sister's army.

"I'll go, Yang Guifei, you really think you're going to travel all over the world to turn into a fate, you bring so much dry food!"

When Yang Guifei put the big cloth bag on the ground, and when Leng Yan opened the big cloth bag, all the sisters were dumbfounded.

This Yang Guifei girl's cloth bag is full of things, dozens of Shandong pancakes, dozens of Shandong green onions, and about a pound of garlic, and a bottle of beef sauce, this cloth bag is thirty or forty pounds.

"Hehe, do you have a fate, then you must have to run everywhere, run from house to house, don't prepare some dry food, what can you do if you're hungry?"

Yang Guifei wiped the sweat from her forehead and smiled at the beauties.

"I'll go, Yang Guifei, you are such a beautiful beauty, you are still so wild, and you still eat this garlic head, don't you think that standing in front of a man, there will be no bad smell!"

The left door opened the door and took a few garlic heads in his hand, this garlic head is an authentic Shandong garlic head, and the big meat is thick and flavorful.

"Hehe, since you like your sister's person, you have to put up with your sister's habits, even if it's this garlic head, if he likes this girl, then he has to put up with this girl's habit of eating garlic. ”

"I'll go, Yang Guifei, if Gao Feng kisses a beautiful woman like you, will both of them faint at the same time!"

Miss Gong Xiaobei pinched Yang Guifei's face and laughed at Yang Guifei If she ate garlic, she would faint on the spot when she kissed Gao Feng.

"Wang Shangliang, how did you inform Yang Guifei, you didn't tell her that you don't have to run far for this fate, it's in this Tulou Town!"

Mei Gui saw the big cloth bag on the back of this Yang Guifei girl, she was also drunk, this Yang Guifei really planned to travel all over the world to make a fortune.

"Hehe, eldest sister, I forgot about this stubble, I only told Yang Guifei to prepare something for fate. ”

Yang Guifei carried so much dry food, this is because Wang Shangliang did not notify it in place, and she did not notify it clearly.

"I'll go, Wang Shangliang, you can kill my mother, my mother heard that I was going out for a few days, and I spread pancakes for this girl early in the morning, and my father also went to the field to pick green onions, these pancakes and green onions are freshly made." ”

Hearing Wang Shangliang say this, Yang Guifei also blamed her, this notice was not clearly notified, and her parents were busy all morning.

"I'm sorry, Yang Guifei, it's all because this girl didn't inform me clearly, these pancakes and green onions, I have all wrapped them for you, don't be angry!"

"Wang Shangliang, what you think is beautiful, my parents are busy early in the morning, and they are all wrapped up by you, that's not good, these are my parents' hard work, this girl should keep it for food."

Of course, I'll eat with Gao Feng, and we'll sit and eat pancakes and green onions under the moon, and then have this garlic head and sauce, what a pleasant thing it is!"

This Yang Guifei girl also committed a nymphomaniac on the spot, and her thoughts were suddenly fluttering, thinking about eating garlic with Gao Fenghua before the moon.

"Yang Guifei, wake up, you still spend the moon to eat garlic, that's comfortable, that's unbearable, you don't have this hope, people want to join the girl's family surnamed Bi, people will be with the surname Bi before the moon, and at the same time a litter of piglets surnamed Bi. ”

Yang Guifei was committing a nymphomaniac, and the girl Guo Lili reached out and slapped her cheek, telling her to wake up from her dream quickly.

"Hmph, if Gao Feng dares to join one, then the girl will dare to become a nun. ”

Yang Guifei glared and scolded, and then Mei Gui spoke again.

"Oh, you're all over it, stop arguing, what's going on to get into the house, he hasn't passed the level of this girl, he can't do anything. ”

"Mei Zhuo, you are unreasonable, what peak you haven't passed, you can't do anything, he doesn't need to pass your level at all, he is over this girl's level. ”

When Miss Mei Gui said this, the policewoman Wang Xiaoyue stood in front of Mei Gui and raised her little face as if she was going to fight cocks.

"Oh, Xiaoyue, don't join in the fun, isn't it just a peak broken man, why bother to disturb our sisters.

Sisters, now is not the problem of the peak of the goods, now is the problem of the fate, we have to hate the same enemy, all of us are united to turn this fate into a good one, we have all brought Tsing Yi, did you Yang Guifei bring Tsing Yi?"

The eldest sister is still the eldest sister, the cohesion is not ordinary, she waved her arms, and all the sisters listened to her, and they also raised their arms and shouted.

"We share the same hatred, we are all united, we work together to make a good fate!"

"You are related to me, we are related to everyone, we will go together to make fate!"

Drink, this group of sisters made it like a parade, and shouted this earth-shattering slogan, but the passers-by were shocked, this group of girls want to rebel or revolt, of course, rebellion and uprising are the same ball.

"Big sister, of course this girl brought Tsing Yi, you see this girl in Tsing Yi!"

Yang Guifei took out a piece of clothing from the innermost layer of the cloth pocket, and the eyes of the sisters lit up, and the sisters were surprised again, ten times more surprised than the green clothes of Ma Lanhua, the first sister of Fengchen.

"I'll go, Yang Guifei, you are really from the Tang Dynasty, we all took Tsing Yi, but you brought Tang Seng's robe, do you want to be a nun, or a woman disguised as a man as a monk?"

This Yang Guifei girl brought a really robe, just like the Tang Dynasty monk Tang monk in "Journey to the West", all the beauties were drunk, this Yang Guifei really wanted to go back to the Tang Dynasty, and even took a robe.

"Oh, my God, this girl doesn't know that this is a robe, but I asked my brother to find a piece of clothing, why did he find such a robe. ”

Of course, Yang Guifei was also drunk, and she didn't find this robe herself, but asked her brother to find it, but she didn't expect to find a robe.

"Hehe, concubine, you can't blame me, your brother has found several mountains, but he didn't find a nunnery, so your brother has no choice but to find a robe, which your brother won by beating eggs with those monks." ”

Yang Guifei's brother Yang Huo shouted to his sister through the car window, this Comrade Yang Huo also climbed several mountains, climbed all the mountains near their house, and did not find a nunnery.

"I'll go, Yang Huo, those monks don't play with you at all, why do they play with you!"

The beauties are also skeptical of Yang Huo's words, are these monks so idle that they don't meditate and chant and break eggs every day?

"Oh, beauties, you don't know, now the whole people are popular to break eggs, from officials to ordinary people are breaking eggs, you don't see, those officials have to take a handful before eating and drinking, these monks are no exception, every time you meditate and chant the scriptures before you have to break two handfuls, the losing party will sit for half an hour more, and chant the scriptures for half an hour. ”

Yang Guifei's brother Yang Huo said this, and all the beauties also think that this is also possible.

"The robe is the robe, I see that Yang Guifei wears the robe, and she really has the demeanor of the monk Tang monk of the Eastern Tang Dynasty. ”

Cao Yicai put this robe on Yang Guifei's body, she sighed for the flower and moon appearance of this Yang Guifei, and Cao Ercai also pulled Yang Guifei's robe.

"Sister, that's not it, this Yang Guifei and the Tang Dynasty monk Tang Seng have a good relationship, they should be old acquaintances, and it is just right for Yang Guifei to play Tang Seng, you see this monk thief Jun. ”

"Hehe, this is still a flower monk, this girl looks at her like Lu Zhishen, this chest muscle is more developed than ours. ”

Miss Chang'e also touched Yang Guifei's murderous part and teased this girl.

"you, my Yang Guifei is not a monk, whether it is a Tang monk in the Tang Dynasty or Lu Zhishen in the Song Dynasty, that girl will not be, unless this girl is a monk, then Gao Feng must be a nun, we still live in a temple, so we spend the moon and eat garlic together and chant together. ”

"I'll go, Yang Guifei, you don't commit nymphomaniac, how can there be monks and nuns living together, that's still called monks and nuns, that's still a temple."

Yang Guifei, you still spend the moon sitting in front of the temple eating garlic and chanting, don't smoke away the other monks in the temple, don't smoke away the monks on the entire mountain!"

Yang Guifei committed a nymphomaniac, which provoked all the sisters to make a big noise, and they all laughed at Yang Guifei together.

"Okay, Tsing Yi is ready, are you all ready for the nun's documents?"

These twenty-one beauties gather here, and it is naturally indispensable to play and play, it is similar to the children in a kindergarten.