Miao Buzheng looked miserable when he saw the bear, and he was surrounded by more than a dozen security guards of the hotel, all of whom were young and middle-aged, all of them were as strong as cows, and they were all as fierce as door gods.

When the master saw Miao Buzheng and the four of them arrive, it was like seeing relatives.

"Team Leader Miao, come and save me, I was wheeled by them, and my ass is rotten like a monkey butt caught by an orangutan. ”

The master lay on the hood of the 911 Porsche, pouted his ass high, and howled at Miao Bu.

Miao Buzheng saw the miserable appearance of the master, and he turned his head and left.

"Hey, Fang Cun, Brother Chang Short, and Duckweed Girl, stay behind, I have taken a step in advance. ”

"Let's go, where are you going, you didn't bring 300,000 yuan, you can take a step and try it." ”

Miao Bu was just turning his head, and he was stopped by two security guards, one left and one right, like a prisoner, Miao Bu just couldn't move.

"Two big brothers, it's good to have something to say, people, the gentleman doesn't do anything, we are all civilized people, let's not do it." ”

"Hmph, you're right, a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, let's be a gentleman with you, Lao Tzu can't do it. ”

As soon as Miao Bu bared his big teeth at the two security guards, the two security guards raised their legs and struck him in the abdomen, and Miao Bu was howling in pain like a female comrade coming to menstruation.

"Hey, two big brothers, you are light, but it hurts me to death, just like the woman has her period. ”

The two security guards were happy at the time: "Haha, it turns out that you still know about women's menstrual cramps, so let you have menstrual cramps for a while." ”

The two security guards attacked Miao Buzheng's legs again, and Miao Buzheng's cold sweat broke out.

"Two big brothers, you are still not human, everyone has menstrual cramps, you still torture others, do you have humanity. ”

"Haha, what can you do if we don't have humanity, we want 300,000 now, and you can take out 300,000, then we will have humanity. ”

These two security guards are also honest people, in their eyes, human nature only comes to the boss, and working for the boss is human nature.

"Two big brothers, I don't owe you money, and I don't know this broken ass, why should I give you 300,000. ”

"Hey, your son doesn't have enough menstrual cramps, I see if you know this rotten ass. ”

Before Miao Buzheng finished screaming, the two security guards moved their legs again and attacked him in the abdomen, and Miao Buzheng directly admitted honestly.

"Two big brothers, I, Miao Buzheng, have finally experienced the pain of women's menstrual cramps, so don't move your legs anymore, I admit that I know this rotten ass shop.

However, two comrades of the security guards, you take a good look at us, where did a disgraced person like us get 300,000, it is estimated that 3,000 will not be able to come out. ”

"Hmph, we looked at it just now, we see that you are not a disgraced person, you are considered a rich man among them, you are still wearing Lilang's clothes, you should be able to take out 300,000. ”

The two security guards snorted, and Miao Buzheng hurriedly explained: "Two security brothers, my clothes are counterfeit brands, don't hide it from you, I am the poorest one among them, the most moneyless one."

Two eldest brothers, you listen patiently to me to report to you about the family situation, my Miao Buzheng family has nine people, including a grandfather and grandmother in their eighties, parents in their fifties, a young and ignorant wife, and a pair of young children.

And the whole family only relies on me Miao Buzheng to earn money alone, do you think about me easily, you also know that our surveyors only have a salary of three or two thousand a month, that is really beyond their means, the family is so poor that they can't open the pot, where did I get 300,000, how can I look like a rich man. ”

Miao Bu was complaining to the two security guards, and the two security guards immediately shouted to stop.

"Stop, wait a minute, you think we can't settle the account, don't you have nine people in your family, there are obviously eight people in your family, and there are nine people who popped up somewhere. ”

Miao Buzheng smiled: "Two security brothers, you are really serious, why do you have to be more serious." ”

The two security guards got serious.

"That's not good, this is a mouthful of people, it's not a livestock, it has to be more serious, obviously there are only eight people, where are nine people." ”

Miao Buzheng replied: "Two big brothers, I really convinced you, I have to compare nine people with me, then I, Miao Buzheng, will calculate with you, and you will break your fingers seriously."

My grandfather and grandmother are not two, my parents are not two, my wife and I are not three, I have two children and is not two, so is it nine in total? ”

The two security comrades really listened to Miao Buzheng's words, and they also followed him and broke their fingers and counted with him.

"Well, grandpa and grandma are two, parents and parents, that's four, and then you and your wife are three, that's seven, and if you have two children, that's nine. ”

"Two big security brothers, isn't this right, our family is indeed a family of nine, this is not a lot, am I a more difficult person, is my man the most bitter man." ”

The two security guards looked at each other at first: "Well, it's indeed a family of nine, this is really a big family, and your family is also four generations in the same house, you are indeed under pressure." ”

About five seconds later, the two security guards shouted at the same time.

"Yes, yes, you're a hairy, you're a girl, you want to fool us, you and our security guards are all junior high school graduates, we don't know how to count, we are not good at math or something.

We were almost fooled by you, but fortunately we reacted in time, Lao Tzu asked you, how did you and your wife become a family of three, you and your wife are obviously not two people, how did you become a family of three, how did you have one more person. ”

The two security guards started and gave Comrade Miao Buzheng several brains, which made Comrade Miao Buzheng's eyes glow with gold stars, and his head was dizzy like a circle.

"Two security brothers, can you not be violent, can you be civilized, it hurts like this, you are dizzy. ”

Miao Bu was civilizing the two security guards, and the two security guards came up on his head twice, and this time Venus was coming up again, flickering in front of his eyes.

"You girl, you fool us and we won't settle accounts, we can still be civilized with you, I am civilized with you, you are honest with us, you and your wife have become a family of three, why did you have an extra mouthful of people. ”

"Two big brothers, you really don't cry when you don't see the coffin, you have to force me Miao Bu to announce the secret, I'm Miao Bu and my two wives, isn't that a family of three!"

Comrade Miao Buzheng was anxious by these two security guards, they were desperately playing his brain, and the bullet made the Miao team leader cry.

"Ouch, it's really true, you and your two wives are really three people, then we really miscalculated, it's no wonder, our ring finger is not easy to use, I didn't know it's a family of three, now it's clear, you are indeed a family of nine. ”

The two security guards understood like Daigo, kept their heads on Miao Buzheng, and stretched out their ring finger to Miao Bu to see, their ring finger was really not very flexible and couldn't be straightened.

"Damn, you two stupid pigs, what is right, what is right, are you all one wife, but he has two wives, is this still right?"

Before the ring fingers of the two security guards could be withdrawn, their heads were rushed to the ground, and countless gold stars appeared in front of their eyes.

"Captain, we are all one wife, we can't raise a wife, where is the second wife. ”

The person who ran their brains was the security captain of the hotel, and this guy looked like a pig, fat from head to toe, and his chest was sagging.

"Since you all have only one wife, then where did he get his two wives, and that's a ball. ”

"Yes, I'll check, you're a girl, you used to have a wife, you still shouted that you couldn't make ends meet, you still shouted that you were the hardest man, you can support two wives, you're still poor, you're still a hard fart. ”

The hotel's security captain and his two subordinates shifted their targets together and ran towards the Miao Buzheng together.

"You will run again, you will listen to me settle the account and run again, why are you security guards violent at every turn, you can't be civilized except for violence, you can't change your image in the eyes of people. ”

When the brains of the three security guards were about to run down, Miao Bu was roaring, and his roar still worked, and the three security guards really stopped.

"Okay, let's change our image, listen to you settle accounts first, and then we'll run to you before it's too late. ”

"Let me ask you, do you feel quite hard to raise a wife, do you all feel quite a headache, and you have to pay 1510 yuan every month. ”

The three security guards replied in unison: "Well, you have to be reasonable, we are indeed in this situation, the monthly salary is paid in real amount, and if you want to keep pocket money, you can only pick it out." ”

Miao Buzheng continued: "Since you all feel it, it is so hard to deal with one wife, not to mention that I still have to raise two wives, I have to take out one of the money handed over to the eldest wife and give it to the second wife."

Actually, this is not the hardest, the hardest thing is to pay the public grain, to pay the first wife to pay the public grain, that is tired and sore back, in this case you have to pay the second wife to the public grain, you think about whether I am harder than you, am I the hardest person. ”

Miao Bu was straightened, and the three security guards still felt the same way, and they all headed Miao Bu together.

"Well, according to your method, you are much harder than us, and you are indeed the hardest man, and we are more sympathetic to your plight.

However, now is not the time for sympathy, now is the time for us to ask for money, if you can take out 300,000, you can leave with this rotten guy, if you can't come up with 300,000, then we have to kill you. ”