Sunan sat on a stool and smiled. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Martial Arts ?...... It's still avoided, college fights are far from being trivial things like kids fighting in high school and junior high school.

It can be said that college students fighting will be recorded in the archives and become a stain on their lives.

Minors can be educated to fight, because they are still children who have not grown up, but when they really reach the age of eighteen, they should take legal responsibility, and this has not changed even here!

"The time of our competition is set for three days, how about it? Do you dare? When the time comes, I will call the most professional referee! The loser will be responsible for helping the winner bring a semester of takeout!" Naruto raised an eyebrow: "How about it, do you dare?"

And the rewards?

A semester of takeaway?

Sunan smiled, and said badly: "Who pays for the takeaway?"

"Of course it's the loser!" Naruto pulled over the stool and sat down, a determined smile on his face.

Sasuke tugged at the corner of his coat, "Hey, Naruto, is the stakes a bit too big?"

"It's alright, Sasuke. Naruto smiled, "Don't you believe I won?

Young man.

Sunan sighed leisurely.

I like it!

I just like your temper!

If you don't agree with each other, you can start a bet, or a semester of takeaway.

It seems that your father's fourth-generation Hokage Bo Feng Shui Gate is really a big earth...... Big Rich.

Sakata Ginshi kept glancing at Sunan on the side, but Sunan pretended not to see it at all.

Who is the person on the other side? That's Naruto Uzumaki! The protagonist of the original "Naruto"! Now in front of his eyes, he can pit him, he can also hit his arrogance, and he can also get a semester of free food, such a competition.

That's fair!

Although I don't know what the status of the four generations of Hokage Bo Feng Shui Gate is in this world, it must be someone who has something to do with Kakashi, right? Who is Kakashi? The youngest winner of the highest literary award in this world, then Bo Feng Shuimon definitely can't be too bad.

So all in all, Naruto is rich.

Moreover, there is a lot of money.

Sunan seems to have been able to see the countless money with small wings...... Ah, no, it's a semester of takeaway that has already grown wings and flew towards him, so he cleared his throat and coughed twice: "Okay, how do you say bet? Or let's put it this way, what are we better than?"

Naruto then snorted and chuckled.

"At that time, we will win two out of three games, which are poems, lyrics, and couplets!"

When the words fell, Sunan's face became extremely strange.

Sakata Gintoki on the side sighed faintly, but it is unknown why he sighed.

Than poetry?

You should be Lao Tzu, this Li Bai is a dead mystery, you should be Du Fu is a fake mystery, you should be Bai Juyi is just a passerby, you are the dynasty of Tang poetry in my three-dimensional world does not exist, right? Oh, forget, you don't know.

Compare words?

You are Lao Tzu's Xin Qi disease is a dead mystery, you are Li Qingzhao is a fake ao, you are Li Yu bought a monkey to fly into the sky, right? Do you think Nalan Ci Lao Tzu has never memorized it? Have you not existed for so many years when I was a Song Ci flourishing in the three-dimensional world? Oh, you don't know.

Comparison couplet?

Do you know what a couplet is? In our three-dimensional world, a couplet is a unique art form of the Chinese language with one word and one sound! It is a cultural treasure of the great Chinese nation, and the custom of couplets has also been included in the first batch of national intangible cultural heritage lists.

Now it's even more than that?

Isn't that what it is? Delivered to your door?

Not to mention what Sunan thought, Sakata Gintoki already had an anxious look on his face, he hurriedly pulled Sunan over and smiled: "Naruto, you are a bit of a bully." ”

Naruto stood up, his beard on both sides of his beard almost wrinkling with laughter under his smile.

"This is what he promised himself, no wonder me. ”

After saying this, Naruto even raised his eyebrows: "Otherwise, you can refuse now, it's too late to regret it." ”

Sakata Gintoki breathed a sigh of relief, but his breath hadn't been relieved yet, and the sudden sound from Sunan made him spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

"Repentance, why repent?"

The corners of Sasuke's eyes jumped.

Sakata Gintoki widened his eyes even more, and stretched out his finger to point at Sunan with an angry face.

"Shut up. Do you know who his father is? Do you know who his mother is? Do you know what kind of environment Naruto grew up in?"

Silent.

Quiet.

Sunan blinked: "...... I don't know. ”

"......" Sakata Gintoki really couldn't say a word, he cried silently in his heart, it's not that I don't help my teammates, it's not that the enemy army is too cunning, but our teammate is a pig teammate!

I'm really not afraid of god-like opponents, but I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!

Sakata Yinshi is now eager to shoot Sunan to death with a slipper, and ask him, why are the flowers so red!

Isn't your own hint obvious enough?

Could it be that I didn't express it clearly?

Sunan looked at him angrily, and his heart also showed a strange emotion, this is worthy of being a brother!

"Okay, since we don't regret it, let's do it on Sunday. Naruto stood up and muttered quietly, "Of course, even if you lose, I won't let you send me takeout for a semester." ”

……

This time it was Sunan's turn to twitch the corners of his mouth.

Is this little kid afraid that he won't have the money to pay for a semester's takeout?

Uh, well, he really didn't.

But he was still thinking about the takeaway that semester!

"That...... The gentleman is quick to say, since it is a bet, if I lose, I will do it. ”

Sakata Gintoki shook his head and stopped acting as a dissuasion. He admits that today's "Birds and Fish" by Sunan is absolutely a rare masterpiece, and he also admits that this work is good! But it is a modern poem! The next thing they will try is "poems, words, and couplets"! In his memory, Sunan did not have a very high level in this regard. At least compared to the level of "Birds and Fish", it is still very different.

……

……

Night.

Sunan was lying on the bed, his eyes closed, and the two-dimensional star system that belonged to him finally appeared to respond to him.

He had thought about countless conversations with system openers who didn't know existed, but it turned out he thought too much.

"Host, I think you're underestimating the two-dimensional world a bit. ”

“…… Who are you?"

"I'm the system, the two-dimensional pit daddy...... No, it's a two-dimensional star system. ”

“…… I've heard it all, the cheat system. ”

“…… Oh, I'm the star system. ”

“…… Do you think I believe it?"

"Believe it or not, I believe it anyway. ”

The conversation in his mind made Sunan's brows furrow, and he resisted the desire to complain and decided to continue communicating.

"In short, although your previous analysis of this world is completely correct, I think you underestimate the two-dimensional world a little too much. ”

"Are you trying to say I'm going to lose this competition?"

"No...... That was not what I meant. You're going to win this competition, at least in my calculations, but that's not what I'm talking about. ”

“…… What does that mean?"

"Let me ask, host, aren't you curious why, when you crossed over, the roommate and friend I arranged for you was Sakata Gintoki instead of the others?"

Sunan fell into deep thought.