Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Handsome Guy's Routine
"Hey, I said you girl, can you have more eyes, and if you want to vomit, you can vomit down, you know?"
In the midst of this flurry of complaints, the guy sitting in front of me turned around angrily, he was also unlucky to get home, and he was sprayed by me.
"Yes...... Right...... Not great. I really didn't mean to...... Gush...... "I swear I was sincere in wanting to explain, but as soon as I stood up, the car braked suddenly, I couldn't control my balance and leaned forward again, and my stomach felt nauseous.
Spit up again on the guy who turned around - head and face. If there was a crack in the ground, I would have gone through it three hundred times.
Because he is really a handsome guy, with deep big eyes, a high nose bridge, and a well-defined melon seed face. It's a pity, my head is all over my face and neck and now it's all over my vomit......
"You...... You're enough......" He was pale and pale, and he didn't bother to reason with me.
I quickly searched my waist bag, took out the only half pack of tissues left, stood up and tried to hand it to him: "Handsome man, I'm really sorry, these papers are ...... for you to wipe" He turned his head, and seemed to be a little less angry. However, at this critical moment, I couldn't help but vomit again. This time it even spit into his eyes, and my vomit stuck to his long eyelashes, but it still didn't affect his handsomeness......
"You!, get out of the car, don't go!" I was done this time, and it seemed that I really him off. His voice was raised by at least twenty decibels, and he yelled at me hoarsely.
It's over, it's so powerful, uh...... He can't be a gangster. It's miserable, I feel like I can't save me with small skills.
Tricks call tricks, help!
"Look! Xiaoji's algorithm tells you to go back early, and if you don't listen to Xiaoji, you will suffer a loss. ”
You didn't say you would get stuck in traffic!
"I'll only tell you useful information related to you becoming a chef, the information system is so huge, if you don't filter it, you will end up in a mental hospital!"
All right. So what do I do now?
"The cold salad is delicious!"
Get out! You can rest.
I knew that in a critical moment, the small skills were useless, and it would only dig holes, and never help fill them.
The car crawled like a turtle for more than half an hour, and finally forked into a less congested road. After throwing up a few times, I felt a lot more refreshed, and even though the air was getting more and more cloudy, I could barely bear to cover my nose.
It may also be because the thing that makes me feel like pins and needles at the moment is no longer air, but the domineering handsome guy in the front row who has been angered by me three times. He's not going to kidnap me later, is he's going to beat me up? I'm going to have to find a way to escape! There are so many people, if he does something unusual, I'll shout for help!
In this way, I rehearsed the thrilling scene when I got off the train countless times in my heart, and the car finally arrived.
Thirty-six plans to go up for the plan, slip away?
The drive failed, there were too many people getting out of the car, and that guy was in front of me.
I imagined it thousands of times and calculated it for 10,000 years, but I lost a look from a handsome guy. When I reached the car door, he had already appeared on the ground near the car door, and he did not say vicious words to each other, nor did he come up with a shaved attack, but casually put his hand on my shoulder: "Go!"
Either it all happened too suddenly, or I was dazzled by his handsome face, and I didn't even react.
By the time I could react, he had already taken my shoulders and walked a few steps away.
Is this a kidnapping? But there is no force. Then I smelled the smell of him being spit out by me, and it was really handsome.
"Wait a minute! what are you going to do!" I struggled for a moment, but found it in vain, "Don't mess around! I'm going to scream for help!"
"I can let go, don't you run? I vomited all over my body, it's all dirty, what do you say you want to do?"
"Lose your money?"
"Do you think losing money will solve the problem? Don't lose too much money, just give some bath money!"
"How much does a bath cost?"
"I'm not done yet, can you not interrupt?"
"Okay, you say!"
"You threw up me three times, didn't you?"
"Yes!"
"If you vomit once, you owe me a favor, and if you vomit three times, you owe me a favor three times. ”
"Uh...... "Alas! I'm mentally retarded, as soon as I meet a handsome guy, my IQ is discounted! As I spoke, I was unexpectedly hugged by him and walked dozens of meters unsuspectingly, until he stopped in front of a hotel......
"Let's go inside!"
"What? What are you going to do? This is a hotel!"
"What are you doing, open the room!" he said so loudly that everyone around him gave me strange looks. What a shame to get home!
"Why are you doing this, I'm shouting for help!"
"Just open an hourly room, it's not expensive!
"It's not a question of whether to pick the door or not! We've just met for the first time! I'm just spitting on you! Do you want me to make a promise?"
"Poof...... You're like this, you're so woody, and you're worthy."
"What do you say? What have I become? No matter how ugly I am, I look better than you are now!"
"You know I'm not good-looking right now! To be honest with you, my heart is actually broken!"
"So what the hell are you going to do?"
"Who said you were going to lose money just now? Go open a room for me, I want to take a shower!"
The onlookers looked at me even more strangely. Originally, I thought that with so many people present, he wouldn't dare to insult me, but now I really want to find a crack in the ground to get into. Oops, I'm really unlucky to be home today. Count you ruthless! You actually tricked me! The old lady has met a nemesis!
"Okay! Then let go of your hand!"
"No, what if you run away?"
Then I was embraced by him in front of everyone, blushing, and used my ID card and credit card to open a room for him for an hour! I was so angry! But who made me vomit on him? Who made him look so handsome?
I thought that after opening the room, he would let me go, but I really thought too much! He actually snatched my ID card! What a shame! Which one is this?
"Hey, return me! How can I go back to Xiamen if you take my ID card!"
"Sha Baiting, silly Baiting, silly Bai Tian! Ahahaha, it's really stupid! This photo is so ugly that no one is there!"
I really want to explode! I was actually shown the photo on the ID card by a handsome guy, this feeling is even more tragic than the critical blow I suffered just now!
"You wait here, when I finish taking a shower and come out, I will naturally pay you back!"
Then he swaggered into his room, leaving me bewildered and embarrassed......