Chapter 42 Xiao Huang, who has become a fine man
"Ahh Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I saw that her skin was better than snow, her eyes were like a pool of clear water, and when she was looking forward to it, there was a lot of power to hook the soul in the cold and arrogant agility.
"Hee-hee-hee......" The woman first laughed twice when she saw Jiang Lingyun.
After the laughter, I saw the woman say: "Master, don't be afraid, I'm Xiao Huang!"
Jiang Lingyun moved a little distance into the bed, keeping enough space with the woman in front of him.
"Who is Xiao Huang? The name is quite familiar, but I really don't know you! You hurry out!" Jiang Lingyun looked dazed.
"Xiao Huang is still the name you gave me, I was picked up by you and brought home!" Seeing Jiang Lingyun move away from the other side of the bed, the woman also followed Jiang Lingyun to the other side of the bed.
Hearing this, Jiang Lingyun was stunned, isn't the name of Xiao Huang his own puppy, this puppy was picked up by Jiang Lingyun from the town during the Chinese New Year this year, and when he saw it shivering in the snow, looking homeless and pitiful, Jiang Lingyun couldn't bear it, so he brought it back. Jiang Lingyun was stunned for a while, and hurriedly said: "I gave my puppy the name of Xiao Huang, but I don't know you, could it be that you came to me because I gave the puppy your name?"
Jiang Lingyun's brain was flustered, he was incoherent, and he didn't know how to express it.
"Master, I'm the puppy Xiaohuang!" the woman had an innocent expression.
"Hehe, could it be that you have become a sperm?" Jiang Lingyun thought she was joking, so she also echoed a joke.
"I'm transformed, am I transformed?"
"I must be dreaming! yes! I'm dreaming. Jiang Lingyun muttered to himself.
"Smack!" remembered with a slap in the face.
Jiang Lingyun thought he was dreaming, and reached over and slapped him in the face.
"Oops. Feeling the pain, Jiang Lingyun realized that this was not a dream.
"Xiaoyun, what's wrong with you?" Feng Chunxia asked, leaning against the window.
Listening to Feng Chunxia's words, Jiang Lingyun broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that Feng Chunxia must not let Feng Chunxia find out that there was an extra woman in her room, if this matter spread, she would not be able to wash it away if she fell into the Yellow River, and then Jiang Lingyun said to the little yellow in front of him: "Don't make a noise for me, otherwise I will kill you!"
After Xiao Huang listened to Jiang Lingyun's words, he stayed quietly in front of Jiang Lingyun's bed.
After seeing that Xiao Huang was quiet, Jiang Lingyun shouted loudly outside the window: "Mom, I'm fine, I had a nightmare just now." ”
Listening to Feng Chunxia's footsteps leaving, Jiang Lingyun breathed a sigh of relief.
"Master, can I speak now?" said Xiao Huang softly.
"Tell me who you are?" Jiang Lingyun still couldn't believe that this little yellow had become a sperm.
"I'm Xiao Huang, I don't believe I'm transforming to show you. Xiao Huang was saying, only to see him standing upright, then spread his arms, and raised his hands together and raised his forehead, accompanied by a "change!", in the blink of an eye, the human form just now instantly turned into the appearance of the yellow dog Xiao Huang, and then wagged his tail to Jiang Lingyun and begged for mercy.
Jiang Lingyun was transformed by Xiao Huang, which made Jiang Lingyun feel like he had been poured a basin of cold water from head to toe, his whole body was numb, and the whole person was stunned there.
Seeing that Jiang Lingyun was scared stupid, Xiao Huang turned into a human form again, stepped forward, sat down in front of Jiang Lingyun, shook his hand and said, "Master, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you." ”
After hearing Xiao Huang's voice, Jiang Lingyun came back to his senses and said to Xiao Huang tremblingly: "Xiao ...... Small...... Little Yellow ...... How did you...... Yes...... What is it like now?"
"It's thanks to the peaches that the master gave me!" said Xiao Huang with a grin.
"Could it be that you ate a peach?" Jiang Lingyun asked rhetorically.
"What is a peach?" Xiao Huang looked ignorant.
"You stay there for me, don't talk, I think. Jiang Lingyun pointed to a corner of the bed and said to Xiao Huang.
It turned out that this little yellow ate the peach and became a sperm, what should I do?
Kill her?
Leave him, but in the current society, there is no base for goblins to live at all, if Xiao Huang's matter is revealed, then his technology will no longer be a secret, if it is not good, the country will confiscate his own technology for the sake of law and order, Jiang Lingyun didn't want to see this scene, and then Jiang Lingyun thought of Sun Wukong.
Jiang Lingyun hurriedly took out his mobile phone from the pillow, opened the WeChat dating software in technology mode, clicked on the dialog box to chat with Sun Wukong, and then sent a message.
Jiang Lingyun: Are you in?
Sun Wukong: Great Sage, my grandson is here, it's so cool that you gave my grandson that cigarette. (3 smiley emojis)
Jiang Lingyun: I have something to ask you now.
Sun Wukong: Great Sage, what do you want to ask my grandson?
Jiang Lingyun: If you give me that unripe peach, I want to ask you what will happen if a mortal eats it? What will happen if it is eaten by a dog?
Sun Wukong: The immature peach mortal eats it to strengthen the body, and the medicine is cured, but when the dog eats it, it will speak human words if it eats less, and it will become a sperm if it eats more.
Jiang Lingyun: I gave my pet dog a peach by mistake, and now she has become a sperm, I don't know what to do.
Sun Wukong: You catch my grandson, and my grandson will beat you to death with a stick.
Because he thought that Xiao Huang, the goblin, did not harm himself and did not have an impact on the real society, Jiang Lingyun didn't want to give Xiao Huang's life like this, so he said:
Jiang Lingyun: I don't want to hurt her life, is there any way to change her from a goblin back?
Monkey King: It's impossible to change back into a goblin if you've become a goblin.
Jiang Lingyun didn't want to hurt Xiao Huang's life, and he didn't want her to survive in the current society, so the best place for Xiao Huang was to go to the world where Sun Wukong was, where there were gods and naturally demons. Thinking of this, Jiang Lingyun sent a message to Sun Wukong.
Jiang Lingyun: Then I'll send her over to you first, and you can help me take good care of her and take her to cultivate. If I want her back, you have to promise to send it back at any time, and if you can say yes, I'll send you another cigarette.
Monkey King: A cigarette (a series of laughing expressions) is sold!
After Jiang Lingyun finished speaking, he said to Xiao Huang: "Xiao Huang, come and put on your clothes and I'll take a picture of you." Jiang Lingyun didn't want to send Xiao Huang out naked like this, so he took out a man's clothes from the closet and instructed Xiao Huang to let Xiao Huang wear them.
Subsequently, Jiang Lingyun turned on the WeChat sweep function, and when the entire photo frame circled Xiao Huang, he only heard a 'bang' sound, and the interface displayed: Chengjing Little Yellow Dog. Press 1 to deposit into the treasure chest and press 2 to gift to a friend.
If you can deposit it, you can take her with you at any time and let her be your helper, wouldn't you be happy? But I still have peaches in my treasure chest? If I deposit the little yellow dog, will the gherkins eat my peaches by mistake?