I've seen bragging, and I've seen bragging, but I've never seen Xiao Yong bragging and being slapped in the face like this, and he can continue to brag without changing his face - can you imagine, a person who has just been beaten on the head is bleeding, and can still say to you without changing his face, "If you have something to find me in the future"?

Even if it's a monkey, it's Zheng Wu. I've never been so shameless!

Seeing that I didn't speak, Xiao Yong continued: "I guess you can also see that with my skills, cleaning them up is a matter of minutes, but I didn't do it. Why? Because I don't despise them, they don't deserve my help. Have you ever seen One Piece? Red-haired Shanks, as one of the Four Emperors, is indifferent to the beating of the bandits because they are not worth the shot. I'm the red-haired Shanks!"

Me: "......"

To be honest, I'd love to hit my head to death.

"Alright, let's go to class. Xiao Yong stood up, took out a cigarette and lit it very freely, and swaggered out of the bedroom, leaving me messy in the wind.

No doubt. This Xiao Yong is a wonder.

Fortunately, I've seen a lot of strange things over the years, so I didn't take it seriously, and I went to class after picking it up. After a morning, it was still dull, Ling Beibei wanted to talk to me several times, but I didn't pay attention to her, and before school, I said to her: "The little princess wants to deal with me." It is possible to get a shot from you, so be careful yourself. ”

Ling Beibei shuddered for a moment and said Okay, I know.

At noon, I was with the monkeys as usual, and I told them about Xiao Yong as a joke. Everyone was overjoyed, saying that they had never seen such a strange person. When it's almost time to finish eating. The monkey asked me, did the little princess do anything?

The monkey shook his head and said definitely not, the calmer the sea, the more a big move is brewing, you have to be careful.

I said hey, what kind of trick can she play, the most she can do is to take Ling Beibei?

Just finished speaking. Ma Jie called me and said that the little princess led a few girls to Ling Beibei's dormitory. I shook the monkey with my mobile phone and said I saw it, this little trick, I saw through it in minutes!

The monkey waved his hand at me, and said, you should hurry up and save the beauty.

I said that the hero saves the beauty is secondary, this time I must complete the little princess, so as to save us from causing trouble frequently in the future. With that, I immediately got up and ran towards the girls' dormitory. When I came downstairs to the girls' dormitory, I learned that Ling Beibei had just gone up, so I immediately climbed up from the back wall, but fortunately, it was afternoon, and there was no one downstairs, so no one noticed me, otherwise I would have to be convicted of being a lewd man.

I climbed outside the window of Ling Beibei's dormitory and saw that there were a lot of girls eating, watching dramas, washing their hair, and doing everything.

I knocked on the window, and when the girls turned around, they were all scared and screamed, but Ling Beibei recognized that it was me, and quickly jumped out of bed to open the window for me, and said Why are you here?

The girls immediately gossiped, saying What's the matter, this is the fourth floor, is this courtship, it's too exaggerated! Ling Beibei also said yes, why are you here? When she spoke, her face was still red, as if she thought I was interested in her.

I said don't get me wrong, I just got the news that the little princess is going to come to trouble you, so I'll come over and take a look.

"Huh?!" As soon as the name of the little princess was mentioned, Ling Beibei immediately turned pale: "Then what should I do?" The other girls also fell silent, obviously knowing the grievances between Ling Beibei and the little princess.

I looked left and right, and said, didn't you say that you and the little princess's sister were sleeping together, which one?

Ling Beibei shook her head and said that she was not there, and she usually didn't come back.

I said okay, you sit down first and see how I clean her up. Ling Beibei looked nervous, and said Okay, the little princess is not easy to mess with, why don't I apologize to her...... If I glance at her and say that it is useful to apologize, will she still trouble you again and again?

As soon as the words fell, the door of the dormitory was kicked open, "Ling Beibei, get out of the ...... for the old lady" Before the words were finished, the little princess stood at the door stupidly, of course, because she saw me.

"Hello. I smiled at her and waved.

The little princess, obviously afraid of me, gasped, and immediately turned to leave, and I could not spare her, and grabbed her by the collar and snatched her back like an eagle catching a chicken. The girls behind her screamed "oops", and I glared at them fiercely, and everyone fell silent.

"Let go of me, let go of my ......"

The little princess struggled, but where could she escape from my clutches? I carried her to the window, and then grabbed her by the waist, and put her upper body out of the window. This is the fourth floor, although it is not high, but it is not considered ground, and the little princess immediately screamed "ahhhhhhhhhhh

"Zuo Fei, don't, don't ......" Ling Beibei also ran to my side and looked at me nervously.

I winked at her, and she stopped talking. In the screams of the little princess, I deliberately shook her twice, and the little princess's hands were stubbornly holding the window edge, and at the same time scolding: "Zuo Fei, you have to die well......"

I said don't worry, before I die, I will definitely pull you as a backer.

The little princess made such a fuss, and the downstairs of the dormitory in the afternoon immediately became lively, and the people on the opposite floor and this building pushed open the windows to see what was going on. This kind of thing spread so fast that people who ate in the cafeteria, walked around the campus, and even those in other dormitories, came running after hearing and hearing about the movement.

Seeing that there were more and more people downstairs, I shook the little princess's body again, and said that you will still bully people in the future?

The little princess shouted, "You don't have to worry about my business!"

I let go of the little princess's waist and at the same time sent her body out, and the little princess flew out immediately. There was a scream from below, and the little princess was terrified, and I grabbed her legs before her whole body flew out.

The little princess's body hung under the window like noodles, and only two legs were still clutched by me, and then I could clearly see that the little princess was a little wet between her legs - this is the legendary scared pee, right?

Luckily, it's just a little bit, and only I can see it.

The little princess was panting for breath, and it was estimated that her heart was about to burst out. I said, let me ask you again, will you still bully people in the future? The little princess was stubborn enough, and said viciously: "Zuo Fei, if you have the ability, you can throw me down today, and if you have the ability, you will kill me today! If you can't kill me, I swear, I will definitely kill you!"

She said this loudly, and a large number of classmates downstairs heard it, and I also knew that she was not just scaring people, I am afraid that she had really moved to kill. There are more and more students downstairs, and the black pressure is overwhelming, and the crowds are crowded.

I whispered, "Little princess, I guess you can feel your peeing coming out...... Of course, don't be nervous, it's not much, only I can see it. Really, you just give in and promise me not to bully people in the future...... If you're still hard-mouthed, then I'm sorry, I'll tell you about peeing your pants!"

The little princess scolded loudly, how ugly and ugly the scolding was, the people downstairs were all confused, no one knew how the little princess scolded people in a good manner? I said as I counted them.

"I promise, I promise......" The little princess finally relented.

"Okay, I'll ask you again. I said loudly, "Will you still bully people in the future?"

"Don't bully ......," the little princess's voice was like a mosquito humming.

"What are you talking about? I can't hear you!" I shook her legs!

"Don't bully!" the little princess said loudly, "I won't bully people again!" This time the voice was loud enough that the classmates below heard it. Everyone was also surprised, no one knew how the little princess, who was still iron-clad just now, was softened after a while?

"Yes, that's good. ”

I grinned and pulled the little princess back.

The dormitory was still quiet, the little princess stood firm, and said viciously: "Zuo Fei, dealing with you, it's not a bully, right?

I smiled and said, "As long as you're not afraid of being spanked by me again, you're welcome to come at any time." ”

The little princess gritted her teeth and quickly left with her own people.

I looked back at Ling Beibei and said Okay, the little princess should never trouble you again in the future. Ling Beibei said, but you...... I smiled at her and said don't worry, that girl can't fight me. With that, I swaggered out of the dormitory.

In the corridor, many girls came out to see me, many of them were star-eyed, and the voice of "so handsome" kept coming. Don't mention that feeling, it's like the emperor inspecting the three palaces and six courtyards, and it's really beautiful in my heart.

I went downstairs, and there were still a lot of people gathered at the door, but the crowd took the initiative to make way for me, after all, even the little princess was not afraid, which guy dared to provoke me? I had just taken two steps when I saw a red cigarette butt suddenly flying towards me.

I immediately reached out and grabbed it, frowning and looking at the source of the cigarette butt.

A well-dressed boy with short hair walked out, with an unruly look on his face, and he was born with the posture of a superior. Behind him, beside him, there are also a lot of boys gathered, all of them are very dick-like.

"You're very bold. The boy looked at me and sneered: "Even the little princess dares to mess with me?"

I also sneered and said it's your?

The boy smiled even more happily, and while taking off his tweed jacket and handing it to the person next to him, he walked towards me with his fists and feet, and said as he walked: "Let me introduce myself, my name is Mu Ziyang, and I usually like to fight boxing or something, I heard that you are good, twenty or thirty people can't get close to your body, how about we fight?"

The people around immediately shouted: "Brother Mu, Brother Mu, Brother Mu......"