"On Pawn Practice" is a traditional cross talk joke, which talks about the rules and interesting facts of pawn shops.

Cross talk is a very open art, it is not self-cherished, this art can absorb the characteristics of any art, and also absorb everything as a performance element.

The path of cross talk should be wider and wider, not narrower and narrower, and traditional jokes should also keep pace with the times.

Therefore, the cross talk industry should be getting better and better, and it should not decline so much. But fortunately, now the cross talk industry is slowly getting better.

Stage.

Just now, this burden was smashed by Gao Ganglong on the spot, and the effect was very good, and the audience was a sensation. Therefore, catching the current hanging is really a skill that cross talk actors must master, because this skill can really reap unexpected effects.

Gao Ganglong didn't expect that the burden he had just shaken out would be so good, and he was shocked.

Guan Hong was steady, he just smiled, and then said, "You told the truth." ”

Gao Ganglong covered his mouth and made a palpitating look.

Seeing his unlucky appearance, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

Gao Ganglong put down his hand in a cringe, and then said, "Okay, don't spread the word, let's change the topic." ”

Guan Hong exclaimed: "Hey, it's real. ”

Gao Ganglong said: "What I just said is familiarity, familiarity, you have to make people familiar with your face, this is called familiarity." And what about business, what is it?"

Guan Hong also said: "Then you can tell me." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "Business, as the name suggests, is to give birth to an idea, and then rely on this idea to do business, so businessmen are also called traders." The teacher next to me, he is a trader. ”

Guan Hong nodded and asked, "Oh, then what kind of business am I doing?"

Gao Ganglong said: "You sell cooking cakes on Qianmen Street, and you have a good friend who sells crispy pears, just that crispy and sweet crispy pear, and you also have a younger brother, who is very powerful, and can beat tigers to death." ”

The audience was already laughing.

Guan Hong's face turned gloomy, he pushed Gao Ganglong, and shouted angrily: "Go, I'm Wu Dalang?"

Gao Ganglong was still unhappy: "What are you doing, what are you doing, I didn't say that your daughter-in-law is Pan Jinlian." ”

Guan Hong's eyes widened: "You didn't say it, but that's what you mean." ”

Gao Ganglong also explained: "I'm just giving an example. ”

Guan Hong scolded: "That's not good." ”

Gao Ganglong made do: "Okay, okay, what I'm talking about is doing business, and there are many types of business." ”

Guan Hong asked curiously, "Is it a lot?"

Gao Ganglong said: "There are many, there are deals that make people buy and sell, there are deals that don't let people, there are deals that raise their heads, there are deals that bow their heads, and there are deals that kill three lives in anger." ”

Guan Hong was surprised: "Hey, there are so many." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "That's right." ”

Guan Hong said: "Then you tell us all." ”

Gao Ganglong replied loudly: "Okay, let's talk about the business that makes people buy and sell first." ”

Guan Hong asked, "What is the deal that makes people merry?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Restaurants, restaurants are people's business." ”

Guan Hong asked suspiciously, "Restaurant?"

Gao Ganglong nodded and said, "That's right, for example, in this fried sauce noodle restaurant, the young man stands at the door, so he has to let people in." ”

Guan Hong: "Really?"

"I'll teach you, and now I'm a guy in a restaurant. Gao Gang's eyebrows flew and said very enthusiastically: "Sir, please inside." Come in and take a look, come in and take a look, there's jajanjangmyeon, there's jajanjang, there's jajangmyeon, there's jajangmyeon. ”

Guan Hong squirted: "Nonsense, it's the same as not saying it." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "This is the business of people, and it is this enthusiastic energy to listen to." It's a man's deal, and there's a deal. ”

Guan Hong asked, "What is the deal that doesn't let people go?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Coffin shop." ”

Guan Hong was surprised: "Coffin shop?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Yes, the coffin shop doesn't let people, and when they finish choosing the coffin and want to leave." At most, the shopkeeper will say one sentence, 'If there is something to do with friends and family in the future, you can do more for me,' just like that, if there is more, there will be no more, and if you talk too much, you will have to fight. ”

Guan Hong stopped Gao Ganglong: "Hey, no, what you said is not right, now society pays attention to advertising and smiling service, isn't it good for you to go inside?"

Gao Ganglong turned his head to look at him: "You mean to be more enthusiastic?"

Guan Hong nodded: "Yes, that's right." ”

Gao Ganglong waved his hand: "No, it's going to start like this." ”

Guan Hong also came to the task: "Impossible." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "Then why don't we try?"

Guan Hong said: "Try it." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "Then I'll come here for this little guy, and you will come here for a walk." ”

Guan Hong nodded: "Okay." ”

Gao Ganglong stretched out his hand and said enthusiastically: "Sir, please, come in and take a look, come in and take a look." ”

Guan Hong asked casually, "What kind of business?"

Gao Ganglong said: "Coffin shop, you come in and take a look." ”

Guan Hong nodded: "Okay, then I'll come in." ”

Gao Ganglong pointed to the side with his hand: "Sir, look at this coffin, the size is just right, can you lie down and try it?"

Guan Hong grabbed Gao Ganglong and was startled: "This is not." ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Gao Ganglong said: "Look, no, you have to fight." ”

Guan Hong also said: "No." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "This is a business that does not let people." There are also high-rise sales, and there are low-headed transactions. ”

Guan Hong asked suspiciously, "What is this up-and-coming business?"

Gao Ganglong replied: "Paste roofs, now there are few in the city, and there may be some in the countryside." In the past, some old houses, old-fashioned brick houses, were easy to leak when it rained, so they had to find someone to go up and repair the roof. ”

Guan Hong said: "Yes, this is the paste roof." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "The master of the roof is standing on the ladder, with his head up, and he has to do the work in his hands. Renben's family is standing next to him, he has to talk to others, his mouth can't be wrong, his hands can't be messy, it's not easy. ”

Guan Hong was surprised: "I have to work on my hands, and I have to chat with others, which is difficult." ”

Gao Ganglong said: "Yes, I will learn from you." ”

Gao Ganglong picked up the folding fan on the table and put it on his right hand, as a tool for pasting the ceiling, he looked up, held the fan and pasted it, and said in his mouth: "Uncle......"

Before he finished speaking, the audience agreed in unison: "Hey......"

These are all old viewers of Xiangwen Society, they are bad.

Gao Ganglong was stunned on the spot, he threw the fan and shouted to the audience: "Whoever promised, you come up." ”

The audience also shouted in unison: "You come down." ”

"Come up. ”

"Come down. ”

……

Gao Ganglong began to jump on and off the stage again, and the time to test the level of praise has also arrived.

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