"Boss, have a cappuccino. ”

"Me too. ”

"Me too. ”

"Give me a vanilla latte. ”

Four bespectacled guests walked in, spoke to the bar, and then sat down in their usual seats, leaning against the floor-to-ceiling windows.

The person in the bar is sometimes Li Wei, the owner of this coffee shop, sometimes it is Ah Tao, a bar employee, or sometimes it is Xiaoqiu or Xiaomin who is resting at the bar. But for the guests, it makes no difference, for them, the one who collects the money is the boss, and whoever cares who is the real boss.

This group of guys who look like intellectuals always get together to talk about the current situation, new high technology, and philosophy. Boastful, often chatting so much that I don't know the southeast and northwest, but it can be regarded as restraint and does not disturb the guests next to me.

These stupid hats, brightly dressed, drinking coffee, chatting about things that make people scratch their heads, what Sony's VR, what Trump is governing the country on Twitter, what pear blossom body is too connotative, except for that pear blossom body, Ah Tao doesn't understand it all, and he doesn't want to understand it.

Hmm? What is a pear blossom body? Recently, Ah Yi in the kitchen made a poem with pear blossom body, you can listen to it.

"Into the Fate Cafe"

no doubt

Viagra makes coffee

It's the whole spring city

The best to drink

This is the pear blossom body, not pretentious at all, simple and straightforward, elegant and vulgar appreciation, even children can see at a glance what is to be expressed between the verses. Well, let's talk about it here, it is difficult for a work of Ah Yi's level to be elegant, so let's continue to talk about these four guys in Kan Dashan.

It looks very glamorous, but Li Wei is still quite familiar with them, isn't it the tenants of the row of rental houses behind the café, one is a coder of a local software company, the other is a writer of yellow jokes who is not in the stream, one is a temporary worker of the Land Bureau, and the other is the owner of a small store on the pedestrian street.

I don't know if they will talk so loudly at ordinary times, but here in fate, they often chat more energetically, and sometimes they will come to a few bottles of 1664 wave fries, usually at this time, Li Wei will ask Ah Tao to call them to the seats outside, a few mouthfuls of horse pee, who knows if they will remember themselves.

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"Ah! Recently, my students have been on vacation, and my business is really good, and it is enough for my usual week's business at the end of the day. The little boss took a sip of coffee and couldn't help but sigh and said, "Those student brothers' money is really easy to earn, and the general guests will basically bargain for a while, so you have to give them a little less, but those student brothers, tsk." ”

"It's all with a little girlfriend, good face, I'm embarrassed to talk to you. The joker continued, "Today's students, how can there be such a reserve of our generation, there are many little girls in high school and junior high school. ”

"Do you still know where to go, have you looked for it?" said the temporary worker with a squint and a smile, "Is there a good way, when will you take your buddies to see and learn?" ”

"I asked someone about the price and I was intimidated, and the money for one night was enough for us to visit the café several times. And who knows which little kids are living, good or bad, hahahaha. After the joker finished speaking, he didn't forget to say haha, in fact, he was worried about money, if he had more money in his pocket, he also wanted to have some dew love with the student girl.

However, now writing pornographic jokes is not as easy as before, with the development of the Internet, all kinds of jokes emerge in endlessly, all kinds of old drivers and various models are popular, plus Guo Jia's increasingly strict review system. Not to mention innovation, even if it is difficult to maintain the original level, let alone avoid lightning at all times, for fear of accidentally stepping on the mine and being checked by the water meter.

"That said, but it's not like that, is it? The temp worker still hasn't let go of the idea.

"Forget it, if you have that money, you might as well buy some small gifts for your wife. The little boss scoffed at this.

"A few of us have married wives, and the three of us are still single, Xiao Liao, what do you think. The temporary worker glanced at the little boss, who in the eyes of the temporary worker, the little boss was showing the three of their single dogs in the red fruit field.

Naturally, the coder who is called Xiao Liao is the one left of the four, but at this time the coder doesn't seem to be in the same channel as the other three, and he only raised his head when he heard someone shouting, with a black question mark on his face.

"What do you think, I'm not Yuan Fang. Xiao Liao didn't know why, "I was thinking about the code just now, but I forgot about it when you mixed it up." ”

"Just keep your working hours for work, and you still want to work for him with the little salary your boss gives. The four of them also know each other, knowing how much money the code farmer only has every month, the temporary worker stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the code farmer, "They all told you that they were taking the civil service exam with me at that time, don't look at me as a contract worker now, but once there is a vacancy, I can enter the establishment, and then I will become a fragrant bun." ”

"Don't think about any code, we're discussing whether to have some excitement, student girl, Lao Zhang has a channel over there. ”

"Student's sister?" Yardong paused for a while, and combined with what the temporary worker said at the beginning, the matter was clear, "No, no, no." ”

"Why?" said the temporary worker Zou frowned.

"I ...... Recently, I talked about my girlfriend and was ready for third base, and I didn't want anything to happen. ”

"Okay, Xiao Liao, you sullen coquettish, if you don't talk about it here today, are you going to tell us when you get married?" As soon as the three of them heard that the coder had talked about his girlfriend, they immediately began to ask, "Hurry up and tell the brothers about their younger siblings." ”

Among the four, the coder Xiao Liao is the youngest, and the other three are not wrong when they say that their younger siblings are not wrong.

"The newcomer from the company, who is three years younger than me, works on the customer service side. ”

"Photos, photos, don't talk so much. "The most coaxing is the temporary worker, Xiao Liao, who is usually inconspicuous, has found a girlfriend and is about to reach third base, which makes him a little bad for this guy who thinks he is one level higher than the other three, he wants to see if Xiao Liao has found an ugly woman casually.

However, the calculation of the temporary worker fell through, although the girl in the photo is not very beautiful, but the little jasper is also a very good object for Xiao Liao.

'The good cabbage is arched by something. The temporary worker couldn't help but think, "A high-quality man like me can't find a partner, so I actually let the sullen Xiao Liao find it." But the temporary worker didn't say it, and when he said it, it definitely ruined the relationship between the four of them.

But the temporary worker didn't think about what he was, even if he looked mediocre, he often had high eyes, and often made the girls he talked to deflated, and it was hell that such a character could talk about female tickets.