I rushed forward with my head down, pretending that the shouting had nothing to do with me, and didn't bother to call my little plate behind my back. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Yiyi?Liu Yi! I'm Panzhi!"

For example, in the matter of my name for him, his biggest wish for 22 years is to hope that I can affectionately call him "Panzhi", but unfortunately I always feel that "small plate" is the most pleasant, even if there is a very serious thing to call him, it is also "Xiao Panzhi", "Panzhi" I can't shout, I always feel too numb, and such a fleshy relationship can't exist between me and the small plate, this is very strange, I can call Aqing "Brother Aqing" , and even call Zhang Yi to do "Zhang Zhang" or "100 million", but there is no way to shout a small plate to do "Panzhi", maybe we are too familiar with each other, familiar as the arms and palms, so familiar that even the use of a cordial name feels hypocritical and awkward.

Of course, this is just an explanation for this kind of psychology that I can come up with, obviously Xiao Pan doesn't think so, although he has already accepted the title of "Xiao Panzi", but he has never insisted on calling himself "Panzhi" in front of me.

Now, as I listened to this "Panzhi" shouting at me behind me, I secretly swore that I would warn him well when I went back tonight, and that I would pretend that I didn't know me in public in the future.

I reluctantly stopped, turned around, the small plate had jogged in front of me, I saw that the group of people outside the elevator had entered the elevator just now, but the door was not closed, they all smiled at me and saluted, some not too reserved lesbians, already with their hands covering their mouths and snickering, fortunately, the elevator door quickly made them disappear in front of my eyes.

Zhang Yi stood beside him, his hand in his trouser pocket, silently looking at the small plate, and did not speak.

"Yiyi, why did you come here? Did you come to me? Why didn't you call me? You ...... in the elevator just now."

The little plate looked at me a little excited, and asked me a series of questions, especially the last one, which made me have to accept the reality, just now this group of people did see me crazy in the elevator alone, alas, this is a very harmful ghost.

In order to distract from the small plate, I decided to scare him.

"Xiao Panzhi, is it time to get off work? You don't go to work well, what are you doing here?"

"One by one, you ......" Xiao Pan looked at my stiff face and seemed a little confused, but he still answered my question honestly, "I and my department colleagues, the same people who just entered the elevator, just came back from the outside factory to see the products, Yiyi, have you been waiting for me for a long time? How did you run out before your legs were well? Fortunately, I rushed back at this time, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to touch me." ”

"Xiao Panzhi, do you know who you're talking to now?"

I asked him in a more serious tone.

"Yiyi, what's wrong with you? Is your leg hurting again? Come, go to the rest area over there, I'll help you rub it." ”

After saying that, the small plate squatted down with his back to me, ready to carry me to rest.

I looked at his squatting back, I was really angry, people obviously wanted to give you a little shocking effect.

"Xiao Panzhi!"

This time the little plate understood that something was wrong, and he stood up, looking at my extremely serious face, and became a little nervous.

"Yiyi, did something happen?"

I was so pleased with his reaction this time that I couldn't hold back any longer, and hooked my right index finger at him.

"Bring your ears and I'll tell you a big piece of news. ”

The little plate looked at me hesitantly, leaning his ear over and muttering, "You're not going to yell at me again, are you?"

Because when I used to play pranks, I wanted him to come over like this, and then a loud roar almost deafened his ears.

"Don't worry," I patted him on the shoulder soothingly, and to enhance the mystical effect, I pulled his head down a little and brought my mouth to his ear.

"Xiao Pan, let me tell you an exclusive big news, I was specially hired by your chairman to be the chairman's special assistant, and I will be your top boss from now on. ”

Of course, I sealed it myself to strengthen the shock effect, but the special assistant to the chairman is indeed genuine.

With that, I straightened up and looked at the little plate triumphantly, ready to admire how stunned he looked.

The little plate was really stunned.

He looked at me with a look of surprise and bewilderment and a look of being struck by lightning, as if he was still digesting my words, and as if he was in disbelief, I felt that his expression should be the same as the expression I had when I first heard his college entrance examination results, which made me meanly have a kind of revenge pleasure.

It took a long time for the little plate to retrieve his voice from his shock.

"Yiyi, is it true? How could the chairman ......?"

"Haha, of course I have a special talent to be favored by the chairman, and I will officially go to work tomorrow. ”

"What is a special talent?"

Xiao Pan didn't seem to believe it at all, maybe he felt that twenty-two years of being inseparable from me, it was impossible that I still had special talents that he didn't discover.

The reaction of the little plate hurt my little pride a little, but given that this special talent is indeed recent, I think I should be magnanimous and not bother with him.

"Mm-hmm, secret, and it's a trade secret, not enough for outsiders. ”

I proudly sold Guanzi, roared, and thought about it carefully, I really got this job because of my special talent, and this special talent is to be able to see ghosts, and at this moment I suddenly felt that seeing ghosts seemed to have become a matter of good luck, and this kind of talent is not something that ordinary people have.

I looked proudly at the ghost who had not disturbed me and had been quiet since just now, but I saw that he had a strange expression on his face, tense as if someone owed him hundreds of thousands of dollars and didn't pay it back (uh, it seems that I really owe, but I pretended to forget, lalala).

The ghost boss was in a bad mood and I still didn't want to mess with him, so I quickly looked away from him and away from the explosives, and I remembered that there was another very important thing to explain to the little plate.

"Small plate, I will be in the WeChat high school, junior high school, primary school classmates group, as well as in the circle of friends, all of them will expose me to the new job, you must remember to say that it is the special assistant of the chairman of the Zhang Group, so that the students are also happy, I will not show it myself, low-key." ”

The little plate was obviously not very happy, and he looked at me with concern.

"Yiyi, why did the chairman hire you, is there any purpose?"

I wasn't very happy to hear this, and my self-esteem was even more damaged.

Ying Er Shao said

I want to eat every time I code words.,Will it become a big fat pig if it goes on like this?,I want to lose weight.,I want to lose weight.,In the future, the code word will only drink water (roar~),How about this article?,There is an interactive wood (snickering)