Chapter 186: Please Send Me to the Underworld!
Could it be that Xiao Huang has gone to the underworld? Is she dead?
Thinking of this, Jiang Lingyun was going to add an immortal who managed the underworld, and then tried to ask, to see if Xiao Huang was in the underworld?
Jiang Lingyun opens the search dialog box. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
On your phone: Enter the name of the friend you want to make in the search dialog.
Jiang Lingyun typed: Qin Guangwang in the search dialog box, and then clicked confirm, and then a picture of Hades appeared, and Jiang Lingyun clicked the add button next to it.
After a few seconds, a message appeared: King Qin Guang has refused to add you as a friend.
Jiang Lingyun looked at the subtitles on the mobile phone screen and scolded: "Special code, I really don't give Lao Tzu face, Lao Tzu is your blessing to add you." ”
Seeing that King Qin Guang refused to add himself as a friend, Jiang Lingyun added the Hades of the other halls in turn, but the Hades of the other halls also refused to add himself as a friend like King Qin Guang.
In the end, Jiang Lingyun also added black and white impermanence and other hellish juniors, but even these unknown petty officials refused to add themselves, and some even simply paid a reason for refusal: You are a mortal, an ignorant junior, come back after death!
Jiang Lingyun looked at the mobile phone screen and said to himself: "You actually look down on me as a mortal, then I will go to the underworld for a walk, and when I get to the underworld, the universal browser knows all the affairs of the underworld, so it is not difficult to know where Xiao Huang is." ”
But how can we reach the underworld? Jiang Lingyun's first reaction was the Gaode map. Taking out the Gaode map, Jiang Lingyun voice typed: Underworld.
After a few seconds, the phone screen will show that there is no place in the underworld on the map, please enter exactly where you want to go.
I'm dizzy!
In fact, Jiang Lingyun also guessed that this Gaode map would not reach the underworld, but he still wanted to have a glimmer of hope, so he tried it.
Thinking of this, Jiang Lingyun opened the universal browser and searched in the search box: How to go to the underworld?
After typing the question, Jiang Lingyun pressed the search button, and after a few seconds, the phone screen displayed: There are three ways to go to hell.
The first is that after death, your soul will enter the underworld, but after death, your soul will go to the underworld and there will be no return.
The second is to rely on the help of people who have attained the Dao, but this is a bit risky, once the soul is out of the body for too long after the hour, it will be difficult to save the Daluo Immortals.
Third, the first time is a total lunar eclipse, and 12 o'clock in the evening is the time when the gates of the underworld open. Then sit cross-legged and say to the moon in your heart why you want to go, and if the god of the underworld thinks you can, then you can go to the underworld.
After Jiang Lingyun looked at the subtitle display on the mobile phone screen, he muttered: "This is equivalent to not saying it, first, I don't want to die, second, where can I find someone, and third, I don't know what year or month the next total lunar eclipse is." ”
Just when Jiang Lingyun felt helpless, he suddenly thought of Sun Wukong, this Sun Wukong had broken through the Hades Palace before, and there should be a way to send him in.
Thinking of this, Jiang Lingyun opened the dialog box to chat with Sun Wukong.
Jiang Lingyun: Great Sage, do you want to eat steamed sea bass?
As soon as Jiang Lingyun's message was issued, Sun Wukong replied.
Sun Wukong: Think, do you want my grandson to eat alone?
Jiang Lingyun: As long as the Great Sage can help me, how about ten plates of steamed sea bass?
Sun Wukong: Ten plates? (a series of questioning expressions) You must know that last time Jiang Lingyun gave his steamed sea bass to other immortals, Sun Wukong just asked, and he didn't enjoy it at all, so now when he heard Jiang Lingyun open his mouth, he gave ten plates, so naturally he didn't believe it.
Jiang Lingyun: It's ten plates, all for you. And I can give it to you first, and then you can help, for the great sage's personality, I believe that the great sage is the kind of person who believes in his word.
Sun Wukong was originally a person who loved to wear high hats, and when he heard Jiang Lingyun say this, he agreed again and again.
Sun Wukong: You really know my grandson so well, what my grandson says and does, promises other people's things, and my grandson has never broken his word.
Jiang Lingyun looked at Sun Wukong's news and couldn't help but be happy.
Jiang Lingyun: I'll prepare for you to go, you wait.
Monkey King: (a series of laughing emojis)
In fact, when Jiang Lingyun took out his mobile phone, Shen Qingxue was always beside him, looking at Jiang Lingyun holding his mobile phone all the time, happy for a while and worried for a while, Shen Qingxue finally couldn't bear it anymore, and asked Jiang Lingyun, "Honey, are you okay?"
At this time, Jiang Lingyun had just said something to Sun Wukong, so he quit the technology mode, put the phone in his pocket and said to Shen Qingxue: "I'm fine, I'll go out to find Xiao Huang now, you don't have to wait for me, I'll come back immediately if you find Xiao Huang." ”
"Why don't I go with you?" Shen Qingxue knew that Xiao Huang was dead, Jiang Lingyun couldn't find Xiao Huang at all, and watching Jiang Lingyun go out, Shen Qingxue pretended to be kind and said.
Because Jiang Lingyun knew where he was going, he refused Shen Qingxue's kindness, in order to make Shen Qingxue not careless, Jiang Lingyun kissed Shen Qingxue lightly on the forehead, and then hugged Shen Qingxue with both hands and said, "Xiaoxue, wait for me!"
After Jiang Lingyun finished speaking, he let go of Shen Qingxue, then found a no-man's land, and reached the full building through the Gaode map.
Jiang Lingyun bought ten plates from the full building at once, and in his car, Jiang Lingyun put these ten plates of steamed sea bass into the storage box in his WeChat system.
Because he wanted to reach the underworld, Jiang Lingyun wanted to find a quiet place, so in the end, through the Gaode map, Jiang Lingyun quietly returned to his room in Yuenan Village.
As soon as he returned to the room, Jiang Lingyun switched his phone to technology mode, and then turned on the WeChat function.
As soon as Jiang Lingyun opened the dialog box to chat with Sun Wukong, he saw a series of messages appear.
Sun Wukong: Are you done?
Monkey King: Why hasn't it been done yet?
Monkey King: Are you mortals so slow to cook?
Sun Wukong: I'm hungry.
Monkey King: It's good or not good to say a word, it's always diving!
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Seeing a lot of news, Sun Wukong had only one meaning, that is, to ask if the steamed sea bass was ready? Jiang Lingyun didn't expect this Sun Wukong to be such an anxious person.
Jiang Lingyun: Okay, okay!
Monkey King: Send it quickly!
Jiang Lingyun: You don't ask me what I want me to do for you, what if you can't do it?
Sun Wukong: There is nothing in this world that my grandson can't do.
After listening to Sun Wukong's words, Jiang Lingyun ordered the ten plates of steamed sea bass in the locker, and then clicked Send to send the ten plates of steamed sea bass to Sun Wukong.
As soon as Jiang Lingyun sent it out, this Sun Wukong immediately clicked to receive, for fear that others would rob him.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Lingyun sent out a message.
Jiang Lingyun: Please send me to the underworld!