"What's next is a romantic relationship?" asked Li Yunfei with a teasing expression. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"You're thinking too much!" Hao Yun knocked on Li Yunfei's little head and said.

"It hurts!Master, you're going to be stupid if you knock Xiaofei again!" Little Lori protested.

"It's good to be stupid! I completed my college courses at the age of seven and mastered several foreign languages, and my head is better to knock on the stupid.,Being a cute and well-behaved normal Lori is the right way in the world.。 Hao Yun said with an unhappy face, his own apprentice always caused himself to suppress his IQ, and he really couldn't afford to hurt it.

"Don't go off-topic! I want to listen to the story!" Li Yunfei patted the table and said dissatisfiedly.

"Ann, la, a... Think about it with your own head, how can a person who doesn't like to learn fall in love at first sight with a person who forces him to study every day? So from the very beginning, our relationship was hostile!" Hao Yun said with a depressed face.

"So?" Li Yunfei couldn't help asking.

In order to force me to go to class, she called me every morning at six o'clock to urge me to get up, eat, and go to the study room. So I blocked her without hesitation!" Hao Yun said with a look of resentment.

"Blacked?" Li Yunfei was shocked, her master was really a man with a temper.

"That's right, but blocking doesn't work, who doesn't have a mobile phone these days! Since my phone couldn't be connected, she extended her claws to my roommate... It's six o'clock in the morning! One of our dormitories almost had a nervous breakdown from her!" Hao Yun lamented.

"You gave in?" asked Li Yunfei with bulging cheeks.

"How is it possible! Your master, I would rather bend than bend! I would rather die standing than kneel to live! But the existence of my pig teammates made me cry. My roommates coaxed, so they compromised with the woman — the roommates reported me to the school mental health office in a joint letter, and I was kicked out of my dorm room and moved into the legendary second look. The so-called second look is another name for the second apartment, and the second apartment was sent to the nickname of the second detention center. The people who were able to live in the second apartment were all characterized by the school's mental health office as having mental problems. The mental health office characterized me as autistic, and I need to be monitored in real time to avoid suicide..."Hao Yun said with a sad face, this is proper black history!

"Wow couple! Autism! I always feel that Master has been cheated!" Li Yunfei pouted and analyzed.

Since I was judged to have autistic tendencies, I needed psychological safety volunteers to supervise and observe, and if I didn't have a tendency to get sick, I could move out of the second apartment - because this is a public welfare activity, there are always more people who need to be monitored than volunteers, so volunteers have the right to choose who to monitor. Hao Yun gritted his teeth.

"That aunt has become a volunteer to monitor you?"

"That's right! Because of the special circumstances of the second apartment, she moved directly to my opposite door! Yes, yes, at the door! That way she would knock on my door at six o'clock every morning to wake me up, and if I didn't go to class, she would make a note of my supervision record, and she would be sinister and vicious. Hao Yun said hatefully, that time was really a dark moment in life.

"Since then, I have become her follower, whether it is the classroom, the study room or the library, I must go wherever she goes, except for going to the toilet I can't get out of her sight - at that time, the whole department thought I was pursuing her! Everyone admired my toad spirit of wanting to eat swan meat, after all, I was a big fat man of more than 200 pounds at that time. Hao Yun said with a painful face.

"Uh... Then how did you fall in love with that aunt?" asked Li Yunfei.

"Let's fall in love over time, single men and women get along like this every day, sooner or later, they will find a shining point from each other... She is very hard-working, very enthusiastic, very strong, no matter what difficulties she faces, she will not complain about bitterness and tiredness. She often considers herself a female man, and laughs that she will never marry. Hao Yun's eyes showed a look of nostalgia, and his thoughts seemed to return to that time.

"Master, have you confessed, I think you will definitely confess according to your character!" Li Yunfei said firmly, of course she knew Hao Yun's character after getting along with Hao Yun for so long.

Hao Yun smiled: "I didn't hurt you in vain! You really know Master! I did confess... It was a large-scale theatrical evening at the college, and she was selected as the female host, but the male host was undecided. You'll find out later that there are very few male students in liberal arts faculties, and there are more than five male students in a class of more than 30 people. Therefore, it is not easy for the Faculty of Arts to find a male student with a talent for hosting. In the end, your master and I recommended myself to run for the male host, and in the end I succeeded. ”

"Wow, did you confess at the party?" asked Li Yunfei with little stars in her eyes.

"Yes, you also know that Master has always been not bad for money, and I have never been able to use the living expenses that your grandmother gives me every month, how much can an otaku spend? I checked the bank card, and there were more than one million yuan left in it, and I casually took out tens of thousands of yuan to prepare a confession ceremony. I became the sponsor of the party, so the student council left us time to confess to her. I bought a lot of electronically controlled fireworks to put on the stage, and in addition to that, I also contacted my classmates to get them to cheer them up. The classmates all have the mentality of not thinking big of a deal when they watch the excitement, and they tacitly help me keep the secret. On the day of the party, she and I had a program, singing "You at the Same Table", in the soft light, your master and I knelt down on one knee and took her hand and asked, "I like you, can you be my girlfriend......?"

Li Yunfei asked, "Are you together? are you really together?"

"Don't worry, listen to me... In the eyes of the audience, she nodded, I hugged her excitedly, the party continued, after the party ended, I took her hand and walked around the school, and finally sent her back to the dormitory. She locked the door, and I felt that something was wrong. The next day, I woke up to find an envelope on the floor in front of the door, which she had written to me. She said that we were not suitable, what she wanted was a sense of security and a dependence, and I couldn't give her this dependence. She was right, I graduated thanks to her oppression, and I was not the model she wanted at all. She moved away, and I went back to my old dormitory, but the two straight lines that had crossed each other could only get farther and farther apart... I didn't say a word to her until I graduated from college, and I didn't go to a single class until I graduated from college. Hao Yun said with a depressed face.

"But now you have changed!" Li Yunfei said solemnly: "You are my support! You can hold up my whole sky." ”

"But the lost beauty can never be returned, she already has a boyfriend, they are very affectionate, it is her own choice, she feels that this man can give her what she wants and what she needs... I could tell she cared about him when we were chatting just now. What's more, I already have your Aunt Xiahou, she is the most suitable for me. Good memories are memories after all, and only by embracing the future can we have tomorrow. Hao Yun sighed and said.

"It's so profound..."Li Yunfei blinked her eyes and said, "When will Master confess to Aunt Xiahou?"

"In preparation, don't ask nonsense, little hairy children, this is an adult's business!" Hao Yun poured the melted ice cream into his mouth, and the soft and glutinous sundae was like a flying youth, sweet and sour, but it disappeared forever after eating it.

Looking at Hao Yun's unfathomable expression, Li Yunfei grimaced at him: "Slightly ......"