Chapter 397: Poop Seminar

Looking at the tidyed ground, Liu Danqing said: "Yes, with the protection of fire and Boma walls, we don't even need to arrange someone to be on duty tonight, which is really rare in Africa." ”

"You see, our fire fold is still slightly smoking, which means that there are still sparks in it, which means that we don't need to drill wood again to make fire, just find some firewood. ”

"However, before we do it again, we have to take advantage of the last light to carry out two tasks, that is, to fetch water and kill snakes, Weiwei, let's go, go to the river. ”

The two left the shelter, carrying spears on their shoulders, and walked towards the river with a secondary tank and a "snake staff".

It is a small river with a surface of only six or seven meters wide, and the water level does not look very high, but the water is not crystal clear, but a little muddy and muddy.

Walking to the river, the first thing Liu Danqing did was to tie the auxiliary water tank to the tail of the spear and stretch it into the water to hit a box of water.

And what Xiao Weiwei has to do is still hold a spear to guard.

Liu Danqing watched the blisters rise, and said: "Let me emphasize again, don't lean over to fetch water unless you have to, especially this kind of bottomless river, you can't see anything in the water at all." ”

This is Xiao Weiwei suddenly exclaimed: "Qingqing, there is something in the water coming, look over there, the water surface is fluctuating, and it is approaching this side." ”

"Crocodile" Liu Danqing looked at the position pointed by Xiao Weiwei and said affirmatively: "As long as you look at the situation of water fluctuations, it can basically be determined that it is a crocodile, it is its tail that swings the water waves, and its body is in front of the location where the water waves occur." ”

"You see, if we lean over to get water, we can't see the abnormal waves on the surface, and the crocodile will attack from under the water and drag people into the water. ”

Liu Danqing pulled up the half-filled auxiliary water tank and put it aside, then picked up a large clod of soil and said, "Let's verify whether there is a crocodile in the water." ”

After saying that, he took a few steps in the direction of the water wave and smashed the large clod of earth with great force.

"Poof!" This is the sound of a stone entering the water.

As the stone smashed into the water, with a "boom", a giant beast in the water suddenly jumped out of the water, and most of its body was a huge crocodile.

Liu Danqing clapped his hands, turned around and went back to pick up the spear and snake staff, and said to Xiao Weiwei: "Let's go, let's deal with the snake first, and then come back to fetch some water." ”

Leaving the puzzled crocodile, the two walked away from the shelter, found a big tree, Liu Danqing cut off the snake's head, and then pulled the snake body off the branch, nailed it to the trunk and peeled off the skin.

And Xiao Weiwei continued to do her old job, guarding the guard.

The African drum-bellied giant viper, as the name suggests, can't get rid of a fat word.

This is the case with this bulg-bellied viper, although it is only about 1.5 meters long, but its body is as thick as an adult's arm.

The adult arm here refers to Liu Danqing's muscular arm, not Xiao Weiwei's seemingly slender arm.

So Liu Danqing explained while dealing with it.

"This bulging-bellied viper is really fat, they are lazy to get fat out of their bodies. If you use it for barbecue, it's superb. ”

"How do you describe the laziness of the bulbo-bellied viper? Let's put it this way, the average snake will tell the size of the vibration wave coming from the ground, if it is large, such as a human, they will leave, but the bulging-bellied viper is different from other snakes, they are very lazy, even if they feel the vibration wave, they still stay lazy in place. ”

"But they have a very good protective color, and the average person can't spot them, so tragedy happened, the aggressive bulging viper will attack the creatures that pass by, even if they don't step on them, and the venom in their teeth is enough to poison five adults. ”

"Don't look at them so fat, but their attack speed is indeed one of the best among snakes, very fast, so fast that the eye can't even see it. ”

As he spoke, a bulging-bellied giant viper turned into pink snake meat, Liu Danqing asked Xiao Weiwei to take the auxiliary water tank, wash away the snake blood on his hands and snake meat, and then walked towards the river again.

They didn't run into the Nile crocodile this time, so they filled a crate of water and returned to the shelter without incident.

Hanging the snake flesh inside the thorn tree, while the sky was still dark, the two of them began to sweep around, whether it was dead branches or branches, cut them down and bundled them, and brought them back to the shelter.

was busy until it got dark, Liu Danqing carried a small tree, and Xiao Weiwei carried a large bundle of branches, entered the camp, moved the cut thorn tree, and closed the gate.

After preparing the ignition material, Liu Danqing carefully uncovered the elephant's poop fire fold, and in the middle of the poop, there was a ball of sparks, which encountered abundant oxygen at this time and began to become brighter.

Liu Danqing picked up a clump of kneaded hay and put it on Mars, shaking it gently.

After a few shakes, orange-red flames rose from the hay.

He quickly put the poop down and added hay and twigs to it.

Xiao Weiwei watched Liu Danqing successfully raise the fire, and said with a smile: "This may be the easiest time to make a fire, easier than using flint, but Qingqing, why don't you put your mouth up and blow it." ”

I don't know who would want to put their mouth next to a ball of poop if they had a choice, even if it was herbivore poop.

This time, it was Liu Danqing's turn to give Xiao Weiwei an eye dart, and got up to cut down the small tree.

If he wanted to keep the fire on for the whole night, it was certainly not enough to rely on the branches, so he cut down a total of three small trees, which was already all the small trees within a radius of a hundred meters.

Xiao Weiwei began to set up a tripod, poured water into a mineral water bottle, and hung it on the fire to burn.

After that, she threaded copper wire through the snake's flesh and tied it to a tripod and roasted it.

After many trials of wilderness survival, many skills have become very proficient, except for some lack of experience in new survival places.

Xiao Weiwei is busy here, and Liu Danqing has also cut three small trees into wooden segments and stacked them together as energy for the night.

The four elements of survival: fire, water, food, and shelter.

Now that they're all ready, it's time to improve the quality of survival.

First of all, the bed, the two of them have just cut back a lot of weeds, which are good materials for making beds.

When it doesn't rain, the land in Africa is very dry, and after a day of sunshine, the ground is warm.

Once the bed is made, the next thing to do is to repel the mosquitoes.

Liu Danqing took out some red-hot charcoal from the fire, put it on the other side of the bed, and then took out a still wet elephant poop ball and put it on top of the charcoal.

It didn't take long for the elephant's poop to start emitting blue-white smoke.

"It's really effective!" Xiao Weiwei was pleasantly surprised, although she was used to mosquito attacks and didn't complain, it was always a good thing to be able to drive mosquitoes away.

She carefully leaned on the poop, took a breath, and exclaimed, "It doesn't stink at all, and it still smells of grass, which is amazing." ”

Now, the two who are empty can pick up their mobile phones again and interact and chat with the audience.

Liu Danqing held his mobile phone and said with a smile: "Now let's do a Q&A, who knows what is the most expensive coffee in the world? ”

Hearing that there were souvenirs, the comment area suddenly became lively, and they were all busy answering questions.

"Blue Mountain coffee in Jamaica! I'm talking authentic, not in the supermarket. ”

"Cuba's Amber Coffee, that's really good coffee, I've drunk it, it's a lot better than the Blue Mountains. ”

"Ignorant people, the best thing to drink is, of course, our cat's poop, and the coffee beans that come out of the Indonesian civet poop are now less and less. ”

"Small-grain coffee in Southwest Province, domestic products should be self-reliant, I am proud to drink domestic products!"

......

"Elephant poop coffee, coffee beans found in elephant poop. ”

"Bingo!" Liu Danqing snapped his fingers and said: "Just now I saw the correct answer flash, backstage, help find out the friend who said elephant poop coffee, confirm it, and we will give him a gift when we go back." ”

Xiao Weiwei next to her immediately had a surprise on her face and asked, "Qingqing, are you serious, the best coffee is in elephant poop?"

"Of course. Liu Danqing affirmed: "Originally, the most expensive was the cat poop coffee found from the musk cat poop, but a few years ago, elephant fecal coffee defeated the cat poop coffee and became the most expensive coffee, but because of the small production, it was not visible in the market at all, and it was ordered by top hotels and top families." ”

Xiao Weiwei was puzzled: "Is there very little elephant dung coffee? Elephants can pull so much poop at one time, and can produce a lot of elephant dung coffee, right?"

Liu Danqing said: "How is it possible, if you feed all the elephants to eat coffee cherries, the elephants will hang, and you can only mix a little coffee cherries with the forage fruits." In addition, if you breed elephants specifically to produce coffee, the cost of raising elephants is also expensive. ”

Xiao Weiwei complained: "I really don't understand, well, I have to eat animal poop, isn't it disgusting when I drink it?"

"It is said that the enzymes in the elephant's body break down the protein in the beans during digestion, thus leaving it with almost no bitterness of regular coffee. Liu Danqing also felt quite puzzled: "If there is no bitter taste, can it still be called coffee? Forget it, anyway, we don't have to eat poop, we have water and snake meat." ”

After the snake meat was roasted, Liu Danqing boiled the boiling water, ate dinner, said goodbye to the audience early, and went to bed first.

Although he had just said that with the thorn wall and the fire, he could not be on duty in shifts, but it was not a big mistake to be careful, and the two of them decided to keep a vigil alone.

Anyway, it's not difficult to keep vigil now, hold a mobile phone to interact with the audience, time flies quickly, and you can mix some tips or feathers.

(End of chapter)