【Chapter 367】Please treat me like a shrew.
Humiliate?
The four-wheel drive fighter froze for a moment.
That's a good word!
Anyway, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement!
"yes! I think this fighter is directly attacking you!"
After saying this, the four-wheel drive fighter also knocked the wooden fish in his hand comfortably.
Today is the second day of recording the show, and his state is naturally much better than the first day.
Yun Xuan Xiaoyu was not as flustered as he imagined, he looked at Uzumaki Jiu Sinai with a smile: "Teacher, your answer is like this, do you dare to say that Teacher Bo Fengshuimen's mobile phone...... Uh-huh? You know. ”
Uzumaki Kushina didn't look angry, she pretended to be angry: "Can't I see it in the bright light? I didn't peek!"
Kakashi Hachiki fanned the flames on the side: "Stealing is just a means of seeing, what we want to discuss is ......"
Before the words fell, Kakashi Hachiki saw the black aura on Uzumaki Kushina's body reappear.
"The old lady didn't steal it! The old lady is looking at it brightly! Kakashi Hachiki, you little ghost, ask the old lady about Bo Feng Shuimen, the old lady wants to look at his mobile phone, does he dare to say a 'no'!!!"
Kakashi Hachiki was immediately instigated.
Seconds.
The innocent lying gun Bo Feng Shuimen wisely chose to keep silent.
……
Under the stage.
Uchiha Shisui was almost dumbfounded looking at everything that was happening on the stage, he felt as if his brain was not enough, and he asked almost dumbfounded, "That...... My impression of Uzumaki Kushina...... It seems to be taking the route of a goddess, right?"
Uchiha Itachi tugged at the corners of his mouth, his face couldn't help but shake twice, and gave a comment: "This show...... It's specifically here to ruin the guests. ”
The Uchiha Obito chuckled lowly.
Is this ruined guests?
If you see how Uzumaki Jiu Sinai behaved when the first episode was recorded yesterday, I guess you will understand that there is no script that Sunan can't write!
……
on stage.
The four-wheel drive fighter looked at the field that was about to explode, and took control of the field again: "Forget it, let's not talk about this topic." That, I'd like to ask, is this Uchiha Group an exclusive sponsor of the title, does it also give money to each player?"
Yun Xuan Xiaoyu immediately denied: "No." ”
The other players also denied: "No. ”
The audience laughed.
Sunan pierced with a loud voice, and sat there while pointing at Yunxuan Xiaoyu, shouting: "Just give him money alone! Otherwise, he will advertise the Uchiha Group so hard!"
The four-wheel drive fighter groaned, and said to Yunxuan Xiaoyu with a smile: "Our program team will take half of it! Half of it will be handed in, and half of it will be kept by yourself." ”
Yunxuan Xiaoyu: "...... Should I thank the program team for leaving me half of it?"
After the joke, the four-wheel drive fighter turned his head to look at Sunan and raised his eyebrows: "This hero...... You're going to do a dozen or three today...... Come on. ”
All the players on the field suddenly looked different.
Tu Shan Honghong was observing, and Ye Xiu was also observing. They were very curious, what did Sunan rely on to dare to fight alone? They all knew that Sunan was outrageous, but ...... After all, he's just a human being.
Sunan didn't care about the reactions of the players on the field, stood up, bowed respectfully, and the moment he raised his head, he said a word that made the audience squirt out directly.
"Phew. ”
Mikoto Misaka was dumbfounded.
Hinata Hinata was dumbfounded.
The little master Liu Pleiades Xinghei Chuangzhen Kirito Asuna...... All dumbfounded.
it!
What's the fuss?
You're a personal attack on Chi Guoguo, right?
Even Uchiha Itachi couldn't help but shake his face again, and his heart was full of MMP: What the hell is this thing going on?
……
Immediately after, Sunan said the second sentence.
"For the rest of the time, don't treat me as a man. ”
The audience boiled.
Don't treat you as a man?
Do you want women's clothes?
Do you want to be transgender?
The four-wheel drive fighter couldn't help but laugh and knocked on the wooden fish in his hand: "Don't you treat you as a man, treat you as a woman?"
Sunan vetoed: "No." ”
The four-wheel drive fighter breathed a sigh of relief.
Kakashi Hagi also stared at Sunan with interest, not knowing what the latter wanted to do.
Sunan said calmly: "Next, please treat me as a shrew!"
Audience: "......"
Mikoto Misaka: "......"
Little master Liu Pleiasion: "......"
Friends: "......"
Uchiha Obito, Shizui, Itachi: "......"
Mentor: "......"
All the players on the field widened their eyes: "......"
Sunan took a breath and began his gorgeous performance.
"Personally, I think what Yunxuan Xiaoyu just said just expounds the point I want to express. Oops, how could I say such an official thing. ”
"Why look at each other's phones, because of love. ”
"Our love knows no bounds!"
Why do you think that we check the phone just to wait all day long like this, 'when will my husband cheat, when will my husband cheat, when will my husband cheat?' Haven't cheated yet, I'm not satisfied!"
"You think we're stupid!
"Why look at each other's phones!!??? because of love!!"
What is the ......
What a!
Let's talk nonsense with our eyes open!
Kakashi Hachiki interrupted Sunan in time: "Phew. ”
The audience laughed.
Teacher, don't make trouble. I didn't even get you to speak.
Sunan glanced at him leisurely: "I'll settle accounts with you later." ”
Kakashi Hachiki explained with a grin, "Ahhhh ”
The audience was crazy anyway.
This show is so appetizing to them!
It turns out that a language program can be so interesting!
Sunan rolled his eyes and continued his performance: "Why do you want to look at each other's mobile phones? Because we love each other very much, we really want to know the bits and pieces of his life." ”
For example, my husband hasn't touched me for a month, I'm so worried about why? I don't have to buy erotic underwear, I don't have to send this kind of thing, look at his mobile phone, oh~~ It turns out that there is a bit of a dark problem with the X function. ”
"What then?"
"I secretly went to an old Chinese medicine doctor, took some medicine and put it in his soup, and the problem will be cured immediately!"
"This kind of thing wants to save face for my husband, and my husband can't say it, right!"
……
The audience was dumbfounded again.
You...... Husband?
X features are...... Issue?
On the opposite side of Sunan, Xinba-chan couldn't help it, and opened his mouth to complain: "Didn't you say that you were going to be a shrew!!!!!, hey!
"If you wear erotic underwear, you'll be spicy to the extreme!!!"
It is worthy of complaining about the great god Shinhachi-chan.
Triple hit!
Triple Crit!
Of course, these are all muttered by Xinbachan in a low voice, Sunan naturally couldn't hear it, and he continued to speak leisurely: "Maybe my husband's parents are short of money, and something big has happened in the family, he is embarrassed to speak, I saw it! I sent one million Huaxia coins to his parents!"
"I'm a good wife, you know. ”
While the audience burst into laughter, they were all dumbfounded.
Hey, hey, hey.
Sunan players, how many knots are you going to throw away in order to win!
Sunan continued: "There is one more thing, my husband is very distressed about what gifts I want to get this month, he is very distressed, Valentine's Day is coming, this holiday and that holiday." I saw it from his phone. ”
"Don't worry, husband, I'll tell you what I want. ”
"Money. ”