Xue Guo scolded angrily: "You don't talk nonsense, is there anything like you?"

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He Xiangdong was also laughing there, and when the audience's laughter stopped a little, he said: "Isn't this that you want to entrust my wife and children to me, so how can you entrust me if you don't send them over?"

Xue Guo glared and argued, "Then what are you doing with your sleeves and lips?"

He Xiangdong explained: "I'm ready. ”

Xue Guo scolded: "What are you ready for?"

He Xiangdong said: "I'm ready to help you take care of your daughter-in-law and children, entrust your wife and son to your wife and children, you have to entrust your daughter-in-law and children to my friend." ”

Xue Guo sneered and asked, "Then do I still want to send people to your mansion?"

He Xiangdong hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't, don't, don't send it to my house." ”

Xue Guo asked curiously, "Why is this?"

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said, "You said that your daughter-in-law is that age, my age, this year, the tongue is crushing people to death, it's not good to say, I can't ignore this." ”

As he spoke, He Xiangdong patted his face with his hand.

Xue Guo helped He Xiangdong explain: "I'm still a face-saving person. ”

He Xiangdong said: "That's right." ”

Xue Guo asked again: "Then how do you plan to place my daughter-in-law and children?"

He Xiangdong said: "I will rent a small house on Qianmen Street, and place your daughter-in-law and children in it, I don't live far away, and I can send some food and clothing from time to time." ”

Xue Guo asked in surprise: "You rent a house, you give money?"

He Xiangdong said as a matter of course: "Of course, you don't want to think about what kind of friendship the two of us have, this is the friendship of a wife and a child." ”

Xue Guo was particularly pleasantly surprised.

He Xiangdong continued: "On the fifteenth day of the first month of every month, I put all those things I need to eat, those daily necessities and so on, and I put them at the door of the rented house, I just put them at the door, I don't stay long, I will leave immediately." ”

Xue Guo said politely: "It's all here, go in and sit for a while, drink a glass of water or something." ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't be, at her age, at my age, this year's tongue crushes people to death, it's good to say, I have to take care of this." ”

As he spoke, He Xiangdong patted his face with his hand again.

This time Xue Guo was really happy, and said with a smile: "That's good, that's good, just put it at the door, you are really my good brother." ”

He Xiangdong responded: "No, the friendship between the two of us is here." ”

"Good, good. Xue Guo's face was full of smiles.

He Xiangdong also laughed a few times and said: "This day has passed day by day, and five years have passed quickly, and you have earned hundreds of millions of dollars by planting seaweed in the United States for five years, and you are ready to return to China." ”

Xue Guo also said excitedly: "This is good." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I have to hurry up to your house to tell your daughter-in-law the good news, when I first arrived at your house, your daughter-in-law was holding your two-year-old son in her arms, I went over and quickly said, sister-in-law ......"

Xue Guo didn't react at first, and said with a smile: "My two-year-old son ......"

When all the laughter of the audience came out, he suddenly woke up, and here he used the technique of "late", and he hurriedly stopped He Xiangdong, who was chattering: "You wait a while, I went abroad for five years, why is my son only two years old." ”

He Xiangdong explained to him: "This is two. ”

Xue Guo understood: "Oh, it's two." ”

The audience clapped and laughed again, and he understood: "You wait, I have been abroad for five years, why do I have a second son?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said indifferently: "It's not normal to have another second son, your third daughter is still breastfeeding." ”

Xue Guo was about to explode: "Why is there a third girl, this is the case, you explain it to me clearly." ”

He Xiangdong also said with disgust: "What are you yelling about, what are you anxious about?"

Xue Guo's eyes were about to pop out: "I'm not in a hurry, I have two more children on this trip, I'm not in a hurry?"

He Xiangdong saw Xue Guo glaring at him, but he was dissatisfied first: "Why are you staring at me, what does this have to do with me, I don't go in all day during the day." ”

Xue Guo didn't believe him at all: "You can't come out all night at night, right?" ”

He Xiangdong said dissatisfiedly: "What are you talking about, am I that kind of person?"

Xue Guo sneered a few times, and at this time, the effect of praise was reflected, and he wanted to break the crooked topic back to the correct line: "I believe it or not, I don't care, I want to hear how you told my daughter-in-law about my return." ”

The line was broken back to the main line of the story, and He Xiangdong continued to say: "After I get to your house, I will tell your daughter-in-law, sister-in-law, Xue Guo will be back soon, let's discuss it." ”

Xue Guo was puzzled: "Discuss?"

He Xiangdong continued: "Your daughter-in-law also said, what to discuss, this matter, you can do it yourself." ”

Xue Guo scratched his head and said, "Why do I sound so awkward about this." ”

"We were discussing it here, and your second son came over, hugged my leg and shouted, Daddy. I rounded my mouth and pumped it over. He Xiangdong made movements.

Xue Guo was surprised: "Yo, is this still on the mark?"

He Xiangdong shouted sharply: "Call Dad? Don't call me Dad in the future, just like your eldest brother, call me uncle, do you understand?" ”

Xue Guo said: "Then there is a third daughter, you have to ask for it?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's still breastfeeding, I don't understand anything." ”

Xue Guo sneered a few times.

He Xiangdong said: "In another week, I have also trained the second son, and the eldest son has also instructed you, and you will also come back." I picked you up from the station, the family had already given birth to the hot pot, and the roast duck was called, you sat down, I accompanied you on the left, your daughter-in-law on the right, and the children on the opposite side, surrounded by groups, taking turns pouring wine. You can really be called a well-dressed homecoming, a good wife and a beautiful son, prosperous in both people and wealth, rich and glorious! You say, can you do without me as a friend?"

Xue Guo picked up the fan on the table and was about to hit He Xiangdong, scolding: "Is it okay to have a friend like you, why do I want you to be a friend, I can't beat you to death?"

He Xiangdong dodged for a while: "What are you doing, why are you beating me?"

Xue Guo was still angry: "Why am I beating you, what do you say, where did these two sons and three daughters come from, you haven't made it clear to me." ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly explained: "No, haven't you been abroad for five years, you have been out for so long and only come back, everyone is full of children and grandchildren, you come back and see, you still have a wife and a son, how bad is this." ”

Xue Guo scolded: "Then I don't need your help." ”

As he spoke, Xue Guo was going to hit He Xiangdong with a fan again.

He Xiangdong hurriedly hid and begged for mercy: "Don't fight, don't fight, listen to my explanation, you have to listen to my explanation." ”

Xue Guo stopped: "Say, if you can't say anything ugly today, see if I don't kill you." ”

He Xiangdong said loudly: "You have been abroad for five years and there is no news, who knows if you have an accident abroad, your old Xue family is such a single seedling, your daughter-in-law is such a son, if something happens to the child, won't your old Xue family cut off the seed?"

"I'm thinking about you, can I watch this friendship between the two of us? I took a son to you from my own home, thinking that even if something happened to one, there would be another one who could pass on the incense. Seeing that you only have sons and no daughters in your family, I hugged a girl for you again, just to let you have both children and daughters, so why do they call me Dad, because I am really their father, and I am all for you. ”

After saying this, Xue Guo was dumbfounded, and hurriedly said: "Ouch, ouch, I was wrong, I blamed you." ”

He Xiangdong clutched his chest and made a painful look: "Making friends like this, alas, I'm unlucky." ”

Xue Guo was about to cry: "I was wrong, I was wrong, you are my good brother, I knelt down for you." ”

He Xiangdong shook his head dejectedly, looked at the audience and said: "It's also my bad luck, I'm just a bachelor, why do you take care of this, alas......"

With a long sigh, He Xiangdong stepped down.

Seeing this, Xue Guo also hurriedly chased down.

As soon as the two got off the field, they were surrounded by Ding Jinyang and Guo Yunchong.

The eyes of these two people looking at He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were very complicated, especially Ding Jinyang with a little admiration and a little twist, but before he could ask, several viewers suddenly burst out laughing, and both of them were a little stunned.

He Xiangdong's face showed a look that was really not what I expected. (To be continued.) )