The cross talk in the small theater is relatively free, and there are not as many restrictions as the TV station, so the actors can also use some baggage and skills more calmly.

But many cross talk actors have a language cleanliness habit, which is strange to say, these guys who are full of dirty jokes actually have a language cleanliness habit?

But that's exactly what happened.

There will be some dirty ones in the cross talk baggage, and there will also be some, pee, and fart, involving dirty and ethical things.

This is a performance technique of cross talk, and it is also a method that can make the audience laugh, but when they talk about these burdens, they generally don't say it nakedly.

For example,, pee, fart, he is talking about this thing, but the words, pee and fart will never appear in his mouth, he will use language skills to let you know that he is talking about this thing, and also make you laugh, but he doesn't say these words in his mouth.

That's what they insist on.

This is similar to the ancient poets' skills in composing poems, singing snow without seeing snow, and other people's poems are writing about snow, but there is no snow word in the poem.

The same is true of the diabetes and the burden of smiling sweetly that Li Geng said just now, what he said is not so specific and explicit.

Crosstalk is vulgar, but it's not so vulgar.

Cross talk can't be elegant, if it's elegant, it won't have vitality, everyone can't understand it, and they don't want to listen to it, doesn't this art have to go into the museum?

Only if it is vulgar, it will have vitality, but it can't be too vulgar, too vulgar, and it will also annoy the audience.

This scale has to be well grasped.

He Xiangdong was called the king of and urine by Fang Wenqi when he was young, and when he grew up, he slowly avoided this, which also proved that his art was mature.

……

The audience was amused by Li Geng.

Xu Yang didn't understand this burden, and turned his head to ask Tian Gu.

Tian Gu's face darkened, and he didn't know how to answer.

He Xiangdong also laughed when he heard it at the door of the game.

On the stage, Tao Fangbai was about to dislike Li Geng: "Master and girl, I don't think you plan to do it here." ”

Li Geng touched his chest: "You say that, I'm really a little scared." ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Tao Fangbai laughed twice: "Ho ho, why did you go earlier?"

Li Geng explained: "I'm praising Master. ”

Tao Fangbai said: "Then I have to thank you for Master?"

Li Geng waved his hand and said, "That's not necessary, I mean that the lives of famous actors like our master are different from ours." ”

Tao Fangbai said: "There must be a difference." ”

Li Gengdao: "You see how much people earn, they can earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a month, but I don't have it." ”

Tao Fangbai asked, "Then how much do you earn in a month?"

Li Geng touched his nose and was a little embarrassed: "Not much." ”

Tao Fangbai asked, "How much is it?"

Li Geng said unhappily: "It's really not much, less than 100,000." ”

"Huh. Tao Fangbai was startled: "That's a lot." ”

Li Geng smiled very modestly: "It's nothing, nothing." ”

"Woo ......" the audience coaxed.

Tao Fangbai asked again: "Then how much do you earn?"

Li Gengdao: "Eight hundred." ”

"Haha......" the audience laughed.

Tao Fangbai was dumbfounded: "Ah, you can't call it 100,000?"

Li Geng said confidently: "No." ”

Tao Fangbai said speechlessly: "Okay, this makes sense." ”

Li Gengdao: "You can't keep mentioning money, rich people may not be happy, and happiness is not measured by money." ”

Old man Tian Gu smiled and nodded, this sentence can be regarded as speaking in his heart, he looked at Li Geng a lot more pleasing to the eyes, and the consciousness of the children of the Xiangwen Society is still good.

Tao Fangbai asked, "Is that so?"

Li Geng replied: "Yes, our master has money, a big house, a big car, how much has he bought, but is he really as happy as we imagined?"

Tao Fangbai asked, "No?"

Li Geng shook his head, his face was bitter: "We can't imagine Master's happiness at all. ”

"Go. Tao Fangbai shouted.

The audience laughed.

Tian Gu secretly quenched and praised in vain.

Li Geng said again: "Look at me, I earn 800 yuan a month, I earn less, but do you think I am unhappy? Let me tell you, I am very happy." ”

Tao Fangbai asked again: "Why is this?"

Li Geng covered his face with a sad expression: "Because I ...... Because I can't help it. ”

"Haha......" The audience laughed again.

Old man Tian Gu didn't want to pay attention to Li Geng at all.

Wen Nan was even more unconvinced, and he hated these laughing audiences. What kind of broken cross talk, just laughing like this, as for it, I haven't seen the world.

There is no first in the text, and there is no second in the martial arts. It is difficult to distinguish between art and art, because there is no unified and accurate standard, so Wen Nan does not look down on Li Geng at all.

Yang Zifeng is the same, they have a pimple in their hearts, they came with opinions, and naturally they don't like it.

Only Xu Yang, the child, is very happy to watch, he is just a child, and he has no scheming, he laughs when he is happy, and cries when he is unhappy, child.

Stage.

Tao Fangbai said: "Okay, there is still no way to be happy." ”

Li Gengdao: "That is to say, I envy the life of their rich people." ”

Tao Fangbai asked, "Oh, how do rich people live?"

Li Geng sighed: "It's delicious and delicious every day, you have to let people put two pieces of meat to buy a meat bun, and you don't have to make change if you go to make a bus." ”

Tao Fangbai was surprised: "Hey, that's really rich." ”

"Woo ......" the audience coaxed.

Li Gengdao: "There is also travel, my master loves to play everywhere." I just went to Hainan last month to see the sea, and I haven't seen the sea. ”

Tao Fangbai: "That's a rich man." ”

Li Gengdao: "Yes, my master eats and drinks in Hainan, that's called a happy one." People also look at things that can't be seen in Beijing. ”

Tao Fangbai asked, "What's there?"

Li Geng gestured with his hand: "Just like the big sea turtle, it is unique to the seaside." My master saw it and was happy, my master likes to sing, and everyone knows that he likes to sing when he is happy. ”

Tao Fangbai held it and asked, "What did he sing?"

Li Geng pretended to hold the turtle with his hands, looked at the turtle with his eyes, and opened his mouth to sing: "My old father is now full of gray hair......

"Hahaha......" the audience laughed.

Tao Fangbai hurriedly stopped Li Geng: "I think you are really going to die today." ”

Li Geng also said: "I can be regarded as giving myself out." ”

Tao Fangbai said: "Master will have to kill you sooner or later." ”

Li Geng said with a smile: "I mean, our master has money and likes to travel, just before the game, my master told me that he plans to go on a global trip, starting from China, going around the world, and having a good time." ”

Tao Fangbai said: "Oh, yes, how is the master going to go, you tell us one by one." ”

As soon as these words came out, the peers in the audience came to the spirit, and the drama came.