There are a lot of things to buy for grandpa's funeral, and the incense hall requested by Mrs. Yang was quickly put out. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Mrs. Yang stood behind the offering table, grinned and asked me:

"Flow doll, are you afraid?"

I don't know why, but when I looked at Mrs. Yang, my heart felt stable, so I said:

"Granny Yang, I'm not afraid, I believe you can cure me!"

Mrs. Yang touched my head and said:

"Liuwa, mother-in-law does have a way to help you, but this method may have some impact on you, are you afraid?"

When I heard this, my heart stopped, if I was healed by her and lost my arm and leg, wouldn't I be useless?

But in the next second, I thought of the shadow in college, and I was full of strength again. I must live in order to see her!

"Mother-in-law, I am willing, even if I am missing an arm and a broken leg, I will admit it, you can treat it!"

Mrs. Yang seemed to see my thoughts, laughed, and then took five tablets and stood on the incense table, and wrote a word on each piece, which read: Hu, Yellow, White, Willow, and Gray. Explain to us as you write:

"Chang Lao Ghost's breath has reached the internal organs of the doll, and he has to get the divine power of the gods and Buddhas to surpass him out of the sea of suffering, but he is an ordinary man's life, destined to have no relationship with the gods and Buddhas, and the Buddha said that my Buddha is not compassionate to people who have no fate. Fortunately, the avenue is fifty days and forty-nine, and there is always a glimmer of life, so that there is a broken incense thread leading to the kang cave, and the doll may still have a wild fairy fate. ”

The so-called wild immortals, both in the northeast region of Hu Huang, white willow gray five kinds of psychic animals, cultivated into the climate, known as the immortal family, often go down the mountain to collect people who are destined for the fragrant boy brother horse, through the disciple's body to help the poor and accumulate merit.

The Kang cave is pitch black, there are dust and fireworks, which represents the place where the red dust is the heaviest, and the wild immortals in the Northeast are all animal illusions and like to drill holes, so the smoke drilled into the kang cave represents this faint fate with the wild immortals.

"Although I don't know why the doll of ordinary life has such a fate with the fairy family, but most of the people who are associated with the fairy family have to worship the fairy as a teacher in order to be blessed by the fairy family.

"Granny Yang, I'm willing!"

After doing it for a long time, it turned out that it was just a teacher who worshiped immortals, and the most serious thing was just to let me go out of the horse, what is the big deal! In these years, it is difficult for college students to find a job, but those monks and Taoists have made a move out of the horse and immortals, and the asking price is quite high, and it would be good if they could go out to show people things.

Mrs. Yang looked at my parents inquiringly again, and my parents discussed it and said:

"Aunt Yang, as long as you can save Xiaoliu, you can do anything, you can do it quickly!"

Cracking sound!

Mrs. Yang sprinkled a handful of millet on the five tablets that had been written, and there were words in her mouth, I don't know what they were, and then the five tablets all stood up magically by themselves.

In our surprised eyes, Mrs. Yang twisted up three incense sticks, came to the Hu family tablet, twisted her buttocks, danced, and sang when she opened her voice.

"What we're talking about is that it's dark at sunset, and every household closes their doors. Nine out of ten houses have locks, and one door is not closed. Birds run to the mountains and forests, tigers run to the mountains, and magpies run under the big trees. The house finches and pigeons run to the eaves, and the gentlemen of pedestrians run to the hotel...... Please old immortal~"

Mrs. Yang sang and danced, but she was so old, her physical strength was a little unsustainable, and her head was sweating, so she finished singing, and then quickly put the three sticks of incense in her hand in front of the Hu family's tablet for a long time, and then gasped and said to us:

"This is called fox yellow incense, to be inserted in front of the main incense position, never trespass the middle palace, today we are in a hurry to obey the power, in the future you set up a hall, don't be reckless, offend the gods and Buddhas. ”

I trembled and said that I had written it down, and Mrs. Yang bowed to the Hu family tablet according to me, but just as I was about to worship the incense, it was extinguished, and the tablet also fell, Mrs. Yang sighed, twisted three fox yellow incense, twisted her ass and sang the tune:

"Let's ......"

After singing, she was so tired that she was sweating again, and she bowed to the Huang family's tablet according to me, but the incense was extinguished.

My parents looked at Mrs. Yang pitifully, expecting her to dance again, and the old woman waved her hand:

"Rest, rest, I'm old, and my body bones are useless. ”

Later, I learned that Mrs. Yang's way of singing and dancing to invite God is called Wu Invitation, as the name suggests, the more lively the shouting, the better the effect, and the Wen Invitation is much simpler, just sit down and sing the divine tune. When he was young, Wu Yu was okay, but after old age and blood decay, he had to dance the divine dance, which was also very stressful for Mrs. Yang.

After Mrs. Yang rested, she first sprinkled a handful of black beans on me, which made me feel a lot better, and then began to sing incense again, and said to me before singing:

"Flow doll, mother-in-law is useless, it's hard for you. ”

"Mother-in-law, I will definitely repay you for your hard work!"

Mrs. Yang sang and danced in front of the Bai family's tablet again, and sang all the divine tunes again.

When she sang the tune before, I was chilled all over my body because I swallowed my breath, so I didn't pay attention to it, but just gritted my teeth and endured it. However, Granny Yang sprinkled black beans on me just now, which made me feel a lot more comfortable, so I also took some time to listen carefully.

I often hear that the Northeast Divine Tune is the source of the two-person turn, the melody is very good, and the Divine Tune as a spell to attract the immortals, has a mysterious power, and people with immortal fate will feel happy when they hear the Divine Tune, and this tune also has a certain restraint effect on the evil things, but the more I listen to it, the more noisy I feel.

But fortunately, Mrs. Yang finished singing quickly, and then drove me to kowtow.

As a result, with a snap, the Bai family's tablet also fell.

"Alas, the three families of Hu, Huang and Bai don't accept you, and it seems that the latter two have little hope. ”

Mrs. Yang wiped the sweat from her head, panting even thicker, and danced the Divine Dance twice, which was a great loss to her old body.

My parents saw that she was so tired that they could only pour her some water to drink, and no matter how much physical strength she had, she couldn't help much. I saw that Granny Yang, who was good to me when she was a child, was jumping around at such an old age in order to save me, and her eyes turned red unconsciously, and she raised her strength and said:

"Granny Yang, I think I can still hold on, you can take a rest. ”

Mrs. Yang grinned bitterly at me:

"Whether it can be achieved or not, how can I rest, the flow doll kneels well, let's worship the Liu family!"

My dad hurriedly knelt in front of the Liu family's tablet with me, but before Mrs. Yang could light incense and sing the tune, the Liu family's tablet fell by itself.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Mrs. Yang frowned, and asked my mother for my birthday, and even asked me exactly when and how many minutes I was born, and then I saw that she found a piece of red paper to write and paint for a long time, holding back her sweat, and finally sighed:

"Alas, I thought that the doll still had a glimmer of life, but no matter how you calculate, his life chart is also a real ordinary life, even the gods and Buddhas don't want to get involved in cause and effect with him, and the last gray family wife doesn't have to worship, hurry up and buy some delicious food and drink, mother-in-law sees that you are both still young, and I feel like I want a second child." ”

Mrs. Yang's words are tantamount to sentencing me to death.

My mom didn't care that I was as cold as a big popsicle, and she cried when she hugged me, and hugged me tightly.

It's a pity that I don't feel the warmth of this hug at all.

I said to Granny Yang:

"Mother-in-law, let me worship one last time!"

After listening to my words, Mrs. Yang looked at me seriously, and finally grinned bitterly:

"Mother-in-law, I have seen a lot of afterlife in my life, young people are bloody, when it comes to life and death, there are a lot of stupid people, and there are a few heroes who are not afraid of death, but like a flowing doll, you are so life-sparing and sober, and you are the first one who will not give up until you die, doll, why are you so insistent?"

I also smiled bitterly:

"Mother-in-law, why should I die?"

Mrs. Yang looked at me with a monster-like look, and she saw that my hair was straight. At this time, I didn't understand, and it was only later that I understood that in the eyes of people in their metaphysical circles, everything is mandated by heaven, and the first lesson of all cultivation is to accept fate, even if the sky wants you to die, you have to face it calmly, but in fact, in this matter, I was not wrong from beginning to end, just an unlucky guy who swallowed the bad luck by mistake, who said that if you are unlucky, you must die if you step on the ****? But it's really a wonder to point to God like me and ask why.

"Okay, mother-in-law will help you again!"

My mother saw that there was still hope, and hurriedly put me in front of the gray tablet and knelt well, the gray family is a mouse, when I was a child, I loved to watch Mickey Mouse, the gray family gave face, and I turned over my cards as soon as I came up.

As soon as Mrs. Yang saw that there was a door, she cheered up again, poured incense, and sang a divine tune.

I don't know if I really have a relationship with the Gray Family, but this time it went very smoothly, until Mrs. Yang finished singing the divine tune and plugged in the incense, and the Gray Family tablet has not yet fallen.

So Mrs. Yang hurriedly urged me:

"Flow doll, kowtow to the gray fairy family!"

My mother kowtowed to the Gray family with joy, and her son was saved.

But as soon as my head was halfway down, the gray family's sign snapped and fell.

This time I was dead, Mrs. Yang was depressed, she was wondering why she didn't fall at first, and she didn't fall until the end.

"Mother-in-law, I know, the eyes of the rat are inch-eyed, the gray family fairy has a bad eye, I didn't see you at first, and when you kowtowed, they saw you, so the tablet fell. ”

Even I was depressed this time.

Just when I was in despair, and everyone thought that I had no chance, suddenly a black shadow popped out of the kang hole, and came towards my head, I couldn't move, I couldn't dodge, I just felt that it was dark in front of me, and I didn't know anything.

Before I passed out, I heard a domineering voice say:

"I'll do it too!"

Then the five immortal tablets on the incense table were shattered one after another.