Chapter 142: Zhanbo's Girlfriend (Asking for Subscriptions, Asking for Tickets)
"Go!" After Hu Yifei glared at Xiao Xie, he said to Zhan Bo: "It's a good thing to have competitors." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Zhan Bo said with a crazy expression: "But he boasted to me yesterday that he was about to be awarded the Best Outstanding Contribution Award of the Year, and the global CEO will award him with an award!"
"Why don't I know such an awesome character. Xiao Xie said with a smile, the person who can blow this kind of awesome is really wonderful, of course, what is even more strange is that Zhanbo would believe this kind of words.
Xiao Xie asked Zhan Bo: "Hehe, Zhan Bo, you will believe such nonsense, I guess there must be no one else around when he tells you, or even if he has a very small voice, right?"
"How do you know?" Zhan Bo said in surprise, knowing that there was indeed no one else around when Zhao Wuliang told him.
"Please, brother, how would you believe such nonsense? I know you have a bad brain, but I didn't expect you to be so bad. Xiao Xie looked at Zhanbo with a smile, "He's obviously bragging, isn't he?" and the Outstanding Contribution Award, why does he make outstanding contributions? And the global CEO gave him an award, do you know how many CEOs in the world, big and small, and how come I don't know that I have awarded him an award?"
"Ahh
"......" Xiao Xie shrugged his shoulders, what else could he say about Zhanbo's naivety!
Zhanbo shook his head and said excitedly: "It doesn't matter now, the key is that tomorrow is his birthday!"
Zeng Xiaoxian listened to Zhanbo's words, and asked with a shocked face: "You also robbed this?"
"No!" Zhan Bo said frantically: "He announced to the whole office today that his girlfriend will send him a birthday cake at noon tomorrow!"
"So?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhanbo puzzled.
"Oh, you're so pathetic, I'll buy you a big cake for your birthday too, if you're not allergic to cream. Hu Yifei laughed.
"I don't mean to talk about cakes! You still don't understand, if Zhao Wuliang has a girlfriend, oh my God!, then it means that I am the only idiot in our company who has never been in love!" Lu Zhanbo exclaimed with a broken face.
"Hahaha......"
Xiao Xie and the three of them, when they heard Lu Zhanbo's words, instantly laughed.
After laughing, Hu Yifei asked in surprise: "Later, you said that the African brother who is allergic to sunlight also has a girlfriend?"
"That's right!" Zhanbo nodded sadly, "He said to a girl: I must stay in the dark or I will die......!" They're together, oh my!"
Hu Yifei couldn't help but ask Zhanbo: "What are you going to do?"
"Forget it, I've decided not to go to the company tomorrow, I'm going to ask the doctor to send me a sick note, saying that I have a cold. Zhan Bo said impatiently as he walked around the living room twice.
Suddenly, Zhanbo felt that this reason was a bit short enough for him to escape, so he changed his words again: "No, just say that I was poisoned by drinking fake milk powder, and then go to the hospital to get kidney stones! So that I don't have to go to the company for a month, until everyone forgets about it! I don't want to be the object of everyone's ridicule!"
It's a good way to do it, and it's said that ostriches do it when they can't face reality, and it seems to work. But how can Zhan Bo be sure that people will forget about it in a month?
"Zhanbo, you need to find a girlfriend!" Hu Yifei said as he flipped through the magazine.
"Are you sure he can find it? Every time I talk to a girl, he squirms, and it's like he's had a stroke. Xiao Xie thought about what Zhanbo looked like when he talked to the girl, and couldn't help but say helplessly.
"Uh......" Hu Yifei also thought about what Zhanbo usually did, and couldn't help but feel a little desperate, what Xiao Xie said was really right.
Hu Yifei was just about to give up and suddenly said excitedly: "By the way, this Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me, I can go and pretend to be your girlfriend!"
After speaking, Hu Yifei pretended to be charming and flattering and pounced on Zhanbo, Zhanbo couldn't help but shudder when he saw Hu Yifei's appearance: "Don't say goodbye, sister! goosebumps are falling!"
At this time, Lin Wanyu opened the door and came in, and said with a smile: "I'm back!
"Welcome back. Xiao Xie smiled at Lin Wanyu and said hello.
Hu Yifei saw that Wan Yu was back, and asked excitedly: "Eh, Wan Yu, judge it very objectively, do the two of us look like a couple?"
Wan Yu was stunned for a moment, and while going to put the bag, she said seriously: "Fei Fei is going to jail for *** crime in the United States!"
"What are you talking about!" Hu Yifei pushed Bo to explain: "I'm just helping Zhanbo act, so that he won't be discriminated against." ”
"If you go to act, then he will not only be discriminated against, but the whole company will have a collective silence. Zeng Xiaoxian listened to Hu Yifei's words and couldn't help but interject.
"I'm not convinced, come on!" Hu Yifei kicked Zeng Xiaoxian dissatisfiedly.
Wan Yu clapped her hands and said with a smile: "It's still quite open between the same sex in the United States!"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhanbo listened, glanced at each other, couldn't help but feel chrysanthemums and flowers tightened, and subconsciously dodged.
"I think I'm quite suitable, although I'm a little older than him, but in terms of temperament and appearance, it's more than enough for me to pretend to be a post-90s!" Hu Yifei said with a good feeling about himself, and patted Zhanbo on the shoulder and said: "Say, Zhanbo, do you want me to show the heartthrob type, or the Ha Mei type? or rock ......."
"Yifei, don't embarrass Zhanbo, didn't you see that Zhanbo was about to be scared to death by you?" Xiao Xie looked at Zhanbo who was about to cry, and couldn't help but say out loud.
"I want you to take care of it!" Hu Yifei threw Xiao Xie a big roll of his eyes, but he still let Lu Zhanbo go for the time being.
"Maybe I can do Zhanbo a favor. Wan Yu thought about it, and Mao recommended herself.
Zhan Bo happily walked to Wan Yu's side and said happily: "Wan Yu, are you willing to help me?" Thank you so much!"
Zhanbo himself likes Wan Yu, and now he can play a fake couple with Wan Yu, knowing that it is fake, and he can't help but feel a little happy.
"You usually take care of me so much, I should do me a favor. Wan Yu said with a smile.
Hu Yifei saw that he didn't want to say so much about Zhanbo, and Wanyu happily agreed when he said a word about Zhanbo, and couldn't help but feel a little unbalanced. So Yifei walked to the sofa and asked Xiao Xie and Zeng Xiaoxian, "Do you really think she is more suitable than me?"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Wan Yu, and said with a sly face: "How can she compare with you!**** girl!hahaha......"
Zeng Xiaoxian just laughed twice, and was pressed on the face by the angry Hu Yifei with a pillow, and then pressed on the sofa and started beating him wildly.
"Congratulations, Miss Lin Wanyu, you will play the heroine of this drama tomorrow, take a good look at the script after you go back, the script is like this, tomorrow Wanyu, you go to see Zhanbo, so that everyone in their company will know that Zhanbo has such a beautiful girlfriend as you, and at that time it will definitely make people in their company envious and jealous. Xiao Xie smiled at Lin Wanyu.
"Thank you, Director! I'll take advantage of this opportunity. Wan Yu pretended to be surprised, and said with Xiao Xie.
"But tomorrow isn't my birthday, wouldn't it be pretentious to go so rashly?"
Xiao Xie looked at Lu Zhanbo, and then said in a very unobtrusive tone: "It's okay, anyway, you usually do it too." ”
"Let Wanyu deliver a bento!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately came up with an idea: "Every girl will prepare a love bento for the boy she likes!"
"Teacher Zeng, you have watched too many Korean dramas, right? You ask them if they can make them? If they can't even cook well, they will still have a bento, and they will raise their hands if they can't make a bento. Xiao Xie said disdainfully.
Hu Yifei Wanyu raised her hand in unison, and Zhanbo didn't know what considerations were actually raising her hand too.
"Huh?" Xiao Xie and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Zhanbo who was raising his hand with a strange expression, Zhanbo laughed, and quickly put his hand down.
"Forget it, let's do it! Just make a super invincible romantic meat and hemp 10,000-year-old love bento! I promise to help you extinguish that Zhao Wuliang's arrogance!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head speechlessly, and rushed to the kitchen with some trepidation after speaking.