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After a pause, he looked at He Xiangdong and said with a smile: "You are not very old, and your ability to talk nonsense is not small." ”

He Xiangdong raised his eyebrows slightly, it's a little interesting, this period is based on age, and this time it will be supported to the front, this temporary smashing is to test your ability?

There are rules in the cross talk world, you can't take people on stage, you are not allowed to do work, two people are one person when they come to the stage, and they must not let each other not get off the stage, so that the other party is at a loss, and your cross talk is about to end.

This is the artistic virtue of cross talk artists, and it must be observed.

Chen Yifang has done a little bit of work this time, and changed the order of entry a little, but it is harmless, after all, he still works by age, and he also puts the word age on the bright side, if He Xiangdong can't catch it, then it's really no wonder.

I saw He Xiangdong smile slightly, and asked rhetorically, "I'm not old?" ”

Chen Yifang said: "Just look at your little young face." ”

He Xiangdong said: "I can't see this, I was born to be tender." ”

Chen Yifang said: "Ho, how old are you?"

He Xiangdong smiled: "Then you can guess." ”

After thinking about it, Chen Yifang said, "Are you ten thousand years old?"

He Xiangdong's eyes widened and said, "No, I'm just nine thousand eight this year." ”dudu1;

The audience was happy, and Chen Yifang was also happy.

He Xiangdong continued: "What you say is not true, how can anyone live to be 10,000 years old?"

Chen Yifang asked again, "Then how old are you this year?"

He Xiangdong replied: "I am 22 years old. ”

As soon as he said this, Chen Yifang didn't do much, the audience below made a shock, basically the old audience came, watching He Xiangdong perform many times, just look at this young man's tender face, but the temperament of people is too old, too stable, the face of a twenty-year-old, and the stability of a sixtie-year-old.

So much so that everyone subconsciously ignored He Xiangdong's real age, and this burst really surprised them.

In an inconspicuous position in the middle of the audience, there was a very elegant middle-aged man, wearing a simple striped plaid shirt, a pair of open-framed glasses, his hair was neatly groomed, his body was also very clean, and there was a smile on his thin but not dry face.

He glanced at He Xiangdong on the stage, the smile on the corner of his mouth gradually enlarged, and he muttered to himself: "I'm only twenty-two years old." ”

Chen Yifang on the stage was also quite surprised by the audience's reaction, and smashed a hanging on the spot: "Ho, you see that the audience doesn't believe you." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Then I don't have a problem." ”

Chen Yifang smiled and said, "You are twenty-two years old this year, so have you caught up with Qin Shi Huang?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "I didn't." ”dudu2;

Chen Yifang was also very disgusted and said: "Why didn't you even catch up with Qin Shihuang." ”

He Xiangdong asked rhetorically, "Oh, then you caught up?"

Chen Yifang spread his hands and said, "I don't have either." ”

He Xiangdong immediately scolded angrily: "Then what do you say it's for?"

Chen Yifang said: "Although I didn't catch up with that time, I know a lot about what happened during that year. ”

"Huo, you're knowledgeable enough, so can you tell me about it?"

Chen Yifang said: "This Qin Shi Huang, he is not sitting as an emperor. ”

"Huh?" He Xiangdong said in surprise.

Chen Yifang said: "Look at your rare and strange appearance, this Qin Shi Huang, he is not only an emperor, but also Qin Shi Fan, Qin Shi Green, Qin Shi Black, ......"

He Xiangdong was dumbfounded: "I haven't heard of it." ”

Chen Yifang squinted at him: "Either how can you young men be shallow and don't understand anything." ”

He Xiangdong said: "Why don't you introduce me so that I can increase my knowledge?" dudu3;

Chen Yifang said: "This Qin Shi Huang has sat for several emperors, in that Qin Shihei year, the first year of Qin Shihei......"

He Xiangdong said: "How dark is this." ”

Chen Yifang shook his head and sighed: "You don't understand anything anymore, this Qin Shihei is a year name." ”

"Oh?" He Xiangdong is the second tone, the answer in the cross talk is particular, not random, when to say something, what kind of tone to use, how many tones to use, this is all skillful, to pay attention to the rhyme, not random.

Chen Yifang continued: "In this Qin Shihei year, a lot of strange things happened in the first year of Qin Shihei, and it was called the old man at that time. ”

This cross talk is called the old man, and it is also a traditional old joke, in the last years of the Qing Dynasty, there were cross talk predecessors who were talking, and later Dai Shaofu and Yu Junbo, Zhang Shouchen and Hou Yichen, Chen Zizhen and Guangguangquan, Gao Deming and Wang Changyou, these famous artists have also said this paragraph.

The cross talk book has also been changed several times, adding to it, in fact, those cross talk predecessors are also the same as He Xiangdong, changing the traditional cross talk to make it more suitable for the current background and liked by more audiences, which is a necessary quality for cross talk artists.

Although it has been changed many times, the framework has not changed. The original old book was that during the Qianlong period, sesame oil and white noodles were all over the world, and one made money to buy ninety-seven pigs, and tofu was so cheap that no one ate these small paragraphs. Later, after changing it, it was said that it was a matter of the Qin Shihei period, and it also added new jokes that can roast people's hair during the day and freeze people into popsicles at night.

Although Chen Yifang and He Xiangdong are partners for the first time, both of them have strong cross talk skills, they can tease and hold it, plus this old joke is already interesting, and the audience's response is very good.

After speaking, the two stepped down, and Chen Yifang said this one in the afternoon. The next one is a stand-up that Fan Wenquan said, and after finishing speaking, Zhang Wenhai and He Xiangdong finally said a counterpart, and it was over.

When it ended, it was already past five o'clock, and the performance lasted for more than three hours, and ten yuan could listen to it for so long, He Xiangdong and they were really kind.

The audience is over, the actors are ready to have dinner, and there is another show in the evening, so they have to hurry up to replenish their strength. Wu Xiao also began to clean the theater, but found that there was still one person in the audience who had not left.

Wu Xiao held a cigarette butt in his mouth, looked at the man with a cigarette, and did not urge him, but smoked silently to look at the person, and the man just looked at Wu Xiao with a gentle smile and did not speak, and the two fell into silence.

Fortunately, He Xiangdong discovered this situation in time, and he was afraid that the two would cause something unpleasant, so he hurried over. (To be continued.) {Chongqing University Giant Breast School Flower Selfie, Real Childlike Giant Breast Photo Please pay attention to the WeChat public account to see the beauty online (Beauty Island Search meinvdao123 Press and hold for 3 seconds to copy)