Chapter 422: Yours Is Smaller Than Me
In order to go home early with Brother Bai, Liang Hongdou, who has always been well-behaved, got off work half an hour early for the first time.
For this reason, she also went to the director's office, and after blushing and whispering her request, the director naturally agreed politely and kindly, and then sent Liang Hongdou to the door of the office.
"It's strange, I heard that our director is very strict, and it is very difficult to ask for leave. On the way back, Liang Hongdou said suspiciously.
"But why do I always feel like he's a little afraid of me? Whenever he sees me, he looks so careful to please me, which makes me feel so embarrassed. ”
Bai Junyi, who was driving, heard a black line, he coughed dryly, and said seriously: "He must think that our red bean soft girl usually works so hard and hard, and there is no need to spur or anything, and for employees who have always been very responsible and conscientious, it is good to relax occasionally." ”
"What's the matter, Brother Bai, you praise me, in fact, there are still many places where I am not good enough. Liang Hongdou lowered his head and twisted the corners of his clothes with his little hands.
In fact, there are serious consequences when I look forward to going home with my soft girl from work.
For example, the current Captain White.
"Bai Junyi, do you know how pigs die?" Goddess Tang crossed her hands on her waist, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and she looked at the man with her head hanging in front of her angrily, she must be very shrewd in other women's movements and words, but in the goddess, it looks good no matter how it behaves, but the current Captain Bai doesn't have the heart to enjoy the unique style of this perfect Goddess Tang.
"I don't know?"
"It's stupid!" Tang Ning stretched out his green fingers, pointed at Bai Junyi and said loudly dissatisfiedly, "Then do you know how you died?"
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"You are perverted! You big pervert, as soon as you see a beautiful woman, you will throw the things I explained to you to the sky!" Tang Ning was angry when he thought of this guy happily pulling Liang Hongdou's little hand into the door, and now that he finally grabbed his tail, where is the possibility of not taking the opportunity to have a big attack?
"What does this have to do with how the pig died?" Bai Junyi thought for a long time, then suddenly raised his head and looked at Tang Ning in shock and said.
Then Captain Bai looked at the goddess Tang with a black line speechlessly and turned her head and left, the conscience of heaven and earth, he really didn't know what the meaning of the two analogies of Goddess Tang was!
"I don't care, you didn't buy me crucian carp, I must eat West Lake vinegar fish today!" Goddess Tang suddenly turned her head indignantly and said to Bai Junyi coquettishly.
"Sister Tang, otherwise, I'll buy it, right?" Liang Hongdou said in a low voice.
"No!" Tang Ning rejected Liang Hongdou in one bite, and then said angrily to Bai Junyi: "You go buy it!"
Bai Junyi said cautiously: "There is no problem with me going to buy it, but I still can't figure out what does it have to do with how the pig died stupidly?"
Looking at Bai Junyi's innocent expression, Tang Ning stomped his feet and gritted his teeth and said, "Bai Junyi! You are not only lustful, but you also hate to die! You are annoyed to death!"
Lust is dead.
Hate to die.
Sick of it.
Bai Junyi suddenly discovered that women are really the most bizarre creatures on this planet, and there is no logic at all, so he got three vigorous ways to die in exchange for such a while.
"Okay, okay, I heard your noise through the gate, it seems that someone in this family immediately became a chicken and a dog jumped up as soon as he came back, do you want this?" came the voice of Su Mei, who had been absent for a long time, at the door, and then Su Mei, who was still as graceful as a queen, walked in with a plastic bag.
Inside the plastic bag was a crucian carp.
Bai Junyi looked at Su Mei, I haven't seen her for a long time, Her Majesty's momentum is still so strong.
Su Mei also looked at Bai Junyi, the eyes that seemed to be smiling and not smiling and seemed to be able to talk were not strange at all that they hadn't met for a long time, but a kind of teasing and charming, this kind of dark fragrance floating teasing only communicates and passes between eyes and eyes, and may not be able to express that feeling in words, but by these eyes, you must be able to feel it.
Her Majesty's temptation, who can withstand it?
At least Captain White is very unproductive.
Goddess Tang is still here! Su Mei, can you vixen pay attention to the influence? How bad is it to be so eyebrow-raised, at least when Goddess Tang is not there, you will launch a fierce attack on me again.
And women are extremely sensitive to such a dark fragrance floating teasing, especially when it comes to the ownership of their own territory, Tang Ning immediately found out that there is such a between the two people.
Tang Ning stood sideways in front of Su Mei, and after blocking Bai Junyi's sight, she snorted and said to Su Mei: "Fox spirit, don't seduce men as soon as you come back!"
Su Mei chuckled and said, "Your man, if you don't want to be rare, you can't let it be given to me?"
Tang Ning said angrily: "No!"
Tang Ning felt that Su Mei was too shameless, how could a woman say such things in a grand manner? It was simply shameless, and she didn't want to be a little reserved...... Speaking of being reserved, Tang Ning sighed secretly, if there is anything that is most unlikely to appear on Su Mei's body, it is probably such a thing as reserve.
In any case, with the crucian carp brought back by Su Mei, a table of sumptuous dishes and a dish of West Lake vinegar fish were finally made, and cooking was naturally familiar to Bai Junyi, but what made Captain Bai a little dissatisfied was that the world had completely changed now, and when he cooked, it was actually a man who cooked, while the two women were chatting outside, saying something that the so-called men couldn't listen to...... Just kidding, do you think I'm really stupid? I wonder if you're just using this to hide your embarrassment that you can't cook?
It is natural for a woman to run the house, cook, wash clothes, and nurse children, how can a big man be trapped in the kitchen?
Captain Bai began to think deeply.
"Brother Bai, what are you thinking?" Liang Hongdou held a glass of red wine and looked at Bai Junyi curiously with blinking eyes.
Bai Junyi came back to his senses and saw Tang Ning and Su Mei looking at him at the dinner table, he laughed and said, "I thought of a proposal, I think our way of life needs to be changed." ”
"How to change?" Su Mei asked with interest, and even Tang Ning stopped and looked at the chopsticks that kept moving towards the vinegar fish in West Lake.
"I feel like from tomorrow we should take turns cooking. Bai Junyi said confidently.
“……”
It's cold, it's embarrassing.
"Ningning, I'm using a hydrating mask now, the effect is very good, by the way, the BB cream you introduced to me last time is also very effective, but it is a little difficult to buy in China. ”
"yes, so I order directly from abroad, what kind of hydrating mask are you talking about?
"I, I want it too. ”
“……”
took a sip of corn rib soup, and Bai Junyi's face was as black as the bottom of the pot.
Three unreasonable women! Even the soft girl has been broken!
Warm and full of lust, it means that after eating and drinking enough, and satisfying the basic needs of life, people will naturally begin to pursue some higher needs, of course, people who understand this higher needs simply by the word lust are vulgar people, vulgar people.
Captain White is such a vulgar person!
However, at the moment, the three women are here, forming the real strongest iron triangle in the legend, such a beautiful thing must not be thought about, although it is easy to look at the beautiful women, and more importantly, the cat is in the sofa, and if the head is lucky, you can also see the little glimpse of the girls when they sit down and stand up.
Such a small bargain made Captain Bai excited.
And Su Mei was in a good mood tonight and offered to play cards.
The soft girl of red beans can't play cards, so the three of them fight the landlord, and the soft girl becomes a waiter who pours tea and water.
Under Bai Junyi's serious suggestion, and under Su Mei's instigation, in the end, the three of them made a unified bet that the loser would take off a piece of clothing.
The landlords lost two, and the peasants lost one each.
When he picked up the first hand, Captain Bai began to sneer, after all, Goddess Tang and Queen Su are still too young and inexperienced, can they once be known as the little overlord of the gambling world, the jade-faced little dragon, and the landlord or something Doesn't he lose the two women to the point that there is not a single piece of clothing left?
Thinking of the beautiful picture of Tang Ning and Su Mei stripped off only their underwear, Captain Bai's excited little heart fluttered.
Half an hour later.
Bai Junyi, who was wearing a pair of pants and a shirt, sat at the table with a numb face, and he said angrily: "Everyone is having fun, you two are actually counting cards there, it's too inauthentic!"
Countless painful lessons have taught Captain Bai that don't underestimate the IQ of Goddess Tang and Queen Su, Captain Bai knows this, but now there is another item behind the things that cannot be underestimated, in addition to IQ, there is also mental arithmetic ability!
There are a total of 54 cards, Goddess Tang and Queen Su are actually dead, within 5 cards, what cards are left of Captain Bai The two women are actually clear, how to play this game?
"Of course you have to count the cards when you play cards, hurry up, hurry up!" Tang Ning said triumphantly.
Bai Junyi began to shuffle the cards with a black face, he didn't believe it, and he just carried it like this?
A few minutes later, Bai Junyi, who was so lucky, laughed at Su Mei's helpless face to play a pair of 3s, and said, "Haha, I'm a pair of 2, look at it, look at it, what is this called, feng shui takes turns, hurry up and undress!"
Seeing Bai Junyi drop the only pair of 2s left in his hand, Tang Ning suddenly said confidently: "Yours is smaller than me!