325. An unfortunate and eventful person
"Misfortune" is the mantra of Uejo Dangma.
Fight people who are very "unlucky" from birth, and have an unfortunate constitution that everyone knows. Obviously he didn't do anything bad, but he was always the only one who would definitely get into trouble, and it had even become a "daily thing". He is a man who is considered popular by his friends to be able to suck away all misfortunes like a lightning rod as long as he is around.
In the "Hope for a Way Out Questionnaire", he filled in the "Hope Questionnaire" with such a tearful hope that "as long as you can become happy, it doesn't matter what".
When I was a child, I was treated like a plague god by my classmates and adults around me.,There are rumors that "people who stay around Kamijo will follow 'misfortune'" and "If you stay away from being hemp, you can stay away from 'misfortune'", and there have been countless experiences of mental and physical damage. For this reason,,His father sent him to the school city of "no superstition at all" after graduating from kindergarten on the night of the last knife.。
In fact, the cause of Uejo's misfortune all came from his right hand. The fantasy killer can unconsciously eliminate weak "supernatural powers" such as "God's Blessing" and "Fate's Red Line", and as a result, Kamijo always encounters unfortunate things.
Because Uejo is an unfortunate person, he has a strong ability to adapt to emergencies. Motoharu Tsuchiomon interprets the "misfortune" of Uejo as "a powerful luck that can be overcome safely, no matter how many times it encounters a hellish misfortune." Revinia Bardewell, on the other hand, believes that the characteristic of the article is not "unhappiness", on the contrary, the best part of it is how to turn "misfortune" into his own strength.
Although he has an unfortunate physique, his peach blossom luck is unusually vigorous, and he is often surrounded by girls. Often to the unfortunate girl in adversity and "stand up", for this reason Intix also came up with the formula of "fight = save the unfortunate girl", and expressed the numbness of "this kind of thing has long been used to it", and in the face of the fact that the previous article brought Gowa home also put on a "it doesn't matter" coldness.
Teacher Yue Yong Xiaomeng called Shangtiao, "the result of gambling your life, will make you get closer to the girl." In order to save the girl Intix, even if she was hit by memory loss, she still moved forward bravely, and did not hesitate to cut off the "collar" that bound the girl, so that she confided in the feelings of "Intix's favorite to be numb"; in the face of the alchemist with god-like power, he even did not hesitate to cut off his right arm, thus gaining the favor of Himejin Qiusha; he risked his life to stop the experiment, and became Mikoto Misaka's heart "as long as I cry, I will come to save my hero"; because of Intix's "collar" and "angel falling" The resolution of the incident and the "Book of Law" incident in which Amakusa was involved,Divine Rift Fire Weaving has good intentions for him;Carrying the legend that "when I was in the school city, I once used a fist to fight against the female pope who was holding seven swords for seven days, and I also hit the female pope in the face to make her admit defeat", "single-handedly without any weapons, declared war on the famous two hundred and fifty battle nuns of the Roman Orthodox Church", and was admired by the Amakusa-style girl Gowa, and was also the spiritual pillar of the fifth bee-eating exercise, and the "demon god" Otinus...... But Uejo himself is rather sluggish when it comes to falling in love.
If you look closely, you'll be surrounded by cute girls, but considering that they will always cause some kind of disaster, this may also be part of the misfortune.
Because it's an only child, it has a longing for a woman like an older sister.,I like a thoughtful type like a "caretaker sister.。 When she sees "the scene of girls cooking", she can't stop crying, and she is considered by Kuroko Shirai to be "more fond of girls with a family flavor".
They are evil friends with the class Tuyumen Yuanchun and the blue-haired earrings, and the three of them are collectively known as the "Big Three of the Dumb Melons in the Class". The partners are often referred to as "Jojo", while Tsuchigomon Motoharu and the blue-haired earrings are nicknamed "Agami", and Fukiyoshi and Tsuchigomon Mai Natsu are called by their full names "Kamijo Danma". Intex and Kamijo's parents call them "Dangma", while Mikoto Misaka often refers to them as "this guy" and "that stupid", and Kuroko Shirai, who loves Mikoto and is hostile to Ujo, as "ape".
One day, an encounter with the pure white nun Intix, who hangs on the balcony of the dormitory, causes the gears of fate to turn, and his life has become busy ever since. Living with Intex as the guardian of the shackles and forbidden book catalogues used to prevent her from betraying the Church. Faced with an unsuspecting Intix, in order to avoid undesirable mistakes, she will sleep in the bathtub in the bathroom at night and lock the door.
Self-cooking pie, who is good at cooking, is a more family-style boy, declaring, "Just give me the leftover cold rice, cheese powder and tomato sauce, and I can create miracles!"
School lunches are simply packed with leftovers in boxes. Because I am an ordinary student with a level of 0, the scholarship I can receive is quite limited. For Uejo, his basic attitude towards everything is that he wants to be cheaper, and basically calls impulse purchases of more than 1,000 yuan "special attacks". Originally, he could at least live without starvation, but thanks to Intix, life became very poor.
Therefore, in the preparation of meals, Shangjo pays more attention to the quantity of food than the quality of food, and struggles to improve the cost performance all day long. Because Intex would take it upon herself to eat all the ingredients she had bought and stored, she only dared to buy enough ingredients for a day, and didn't go to the supermarket to buy the day's ingredients until dinner time. If Intix finds out that she is stealing snacks, she will be bitten on the head immediately.
And there's a funny point here, which is that he gets a nosebleed because he eats too many peanuts. This is normal, and it makes sense for any teenager who has nowhere to vent.
Poor test scores, often failing, and the kind of child who doesn't do his homework until the last day of the summer vacation, is classified as a crane tail student. I don't seem to have the concept of the number of days I attended, I often skip classes, and if I don't receive summer tutoring, I will even repeat a grade.
I don't know any foreign languages except Japanese.,English strength is in a state of isolation of only 22 points in the English classroom test.,I was once commented by an English teacher: "You will lock the country for a lifetime!".
Before World War III, I decided to study English with the idea that I used to work with each other in Japanese, but I couldn't always rely on each other like this. I downloaded "Easy English Practice" from the function of my mobile phone, and I wanted to rely on language to fight against the Roman Orthodox Church, which is a two-billion opponent, but when I practiced to the fourth level, I was frustrated and gave up completely.
In the superpower development course of the school city,The use of drugs is a fairly basic thing.。 Therefore, the knowledge about drugs is like a historical chronology that fills Shangjo's head.
At the same time he is also a very nosy person, as has been made clear above.
How did the Shangjo power come about? How did those girls come about? Although he was passively involved in many cases, what about after being involved? If it were an ordinary person, he might have withdrawn quickly, but if it was him, he would definitely help to the end.
For example, when she was in the third grade of junior high school, when she rushed to the scene of the suicide of the honey ant Aiyu, she collided with the fifth bee eater in the future at the intersection, and lost her mobile phone at the critical moment, so there was a slight contact accident, so that Shangjo finally failed to catch up with the rescue of the honey ant Aiyu. Three days later, in order to mourn the death of the honey ant Aiyu, he came to the suicide scene again, where he met the bee-eater again. Seeing the bee-eating caustic prayer looking self-defeating, in order to prevent the tragedy from happening again, Shangjo couldn't help but step forward to talk.
This "encounter" was a perfect shot of strength for the self-depraved bee-eating Cao Qi at that time. Since then, Kamijo has also met many times with the bee-eater Cao Qi on the street, and has experienced many things. When the youth group "Dead Knot" chased and killed the bee-eating caustica, he fought side by side with her. When it was all over, Kamijo was unable to use anesthesia because he was pierced in the abdomen and his blood pressure was too low to be treated in time.
At this time, the bee-eater uses his ability to block the pain nerve of the upper strip to prevent the blood pressure from continuing to drop, so that the upper strip can treat the wound in the same way as after anesthesia. However, because of this, the previous article also caused it to be close to "the path to awakening the memory", and he couldn't remember anything about bee-eating anymore.
There's also the encounter with Intix in the main play.,Misawa Juku incident.,Save 20,000 sisters or something.。
Especially in the matter of saving 20,000 sisters, the enemy at that time was the first party to pass. At that time, if the experiment was to be prevented, the premise of the experiment that "one party is the strongest superpower" had to be overturned. With this surprising idea, Ujo convinces Mikoto to let him rescue his "sisters". In the end, with the special power of his right hand, Kamijo Danma defeated the party known as "the strongest in the school city", and the "Absolute Ability Evolution Plan" was frozen.
As a Level0, he knocked down one side of the pass.,Makes Shangjo a celebrity all of a sudden.,So the general council ordered him to leave the school city temporarily until the matter calmed down.。 Uejo takes Intix to the seaside inn "Poseidon" to reunite with his parents and cousin. On August 28th, in the "Angel Fall" incident inadvertently caused by his father's last knife night, the caster who was once regarded as the "Angel Fall" was subjected to an almost all-round physical examination by the Divine Crack, and was almost killed by Kamisaku Hino, a death row prisoner who escaped from prison.
After Misha Chloegeve, who was replaced by the archangel "God Power", sucked out the knife poison and was forced to question by Misha. On the 29th, at first, it was thought that Misaku Hinano was the caster, but when it was learned that Kamijo Daoya was the caster, at the same time that the Divine Crack suppressed the "power of God" of the archangel who tried to return to heaven by killing Kamijo Keya, the "Angel Fall" was lifted by destroying the magic array located in the Kamijo family from a distance, and the archangel returned to the sky.
In this way, although he is passively involved in various events, he will continue to go deeper because of his own will.
It's the same this time, because Mikoto Misaka was captured by the other party, so he has long wanted to save the other party, but he has never found a trace of Chiba. Now that the battle had broken out again, and it was so close to his position, of course he rushed to the battlefield desperately.
By the time he arrived at the battlefield, the situation here was already very bad.
Time was pulled back to five minutes ago, and the moment the battle began, Chiba appeared in front of the Imperial Capital of Yuanne.
Don't forget, the Yuangen Imperial Capital was suspended in mid-air at this time, and Chiba actually appeared here in an instant, but it was a hard jump for the Yuangen Imperial Capital.
He subconsciously protected himself with his wings, but he didn't see the smile on Chiba's face.
"Since it's the second fight, then I'll let you see my other strengths!"
The black armament color was domineering, covering Chiba's arms in an instant, and then his whole body was pulled apart like a big bow, and then punched out with a heavy punch. It was obviously a white wing with strong protective power, but in front of Chiba's fist, it was as fragile as white paper, and while it was pierced in an instant, the fist also smashed into the face of the Yuanne Imperial Capital.
In the next second, the Yuangen Imperial Capital fell from the sky like an angel with broken wings, and plunged headlong into a building not far away, shattering the wall and burying the whole person in the ruins.
This situation shocked the people around me enough. Such a fast speed, such a violent way of attacking...... Is this really the power that humans should have?
In the next second, the Hound troops quickly dispersed, two of them were responsible for protecting Kihara and retreated, and the others scattered in various other directions, preparing to besiege Chiba. Faster than them, it was Mai Ye Shenli. Almost the moment Emperor Yuanne was shot down, a green beam of light shot into Chiba's body. In the next second, green light pierced Chiba's body and shot into the sky in the distance.
However, when the green light disappeared completely, Chiba reappeared in front of Maino Shenli as if nothing had happened.
"You ......"
Mai Ye's eyes widened and he looked at Chiba in disbelief.
However, with a smile on Chiba's face, she slowly fell from the sky.
Then he raised his finger towards Mai Ye Shenli, "The first time, I will help you calculate, now you have attacked me a few times, and you will have to pay it back in the future." ”
After speaking, he no longer paid attention to Mai Ye Shenli, but directly set his eyes on the Hound Dog Troop.
"Then it's up to you ......"
After saying this, in less than five minutes, Chiba walked between the fields in a completely playful posture, but where he walked was a "corpse" that fell to the ground. These hounds, which were not much stronger than ordinary people, were all wiped out, and Kihara was beaten into a half-crippled person by him.
In the field, only Mai Ye Shenli was left standing not far away, alone, looking weak.
Chiba walked towards Maino Shenli with one step, but before he could take two steps, Kamijo Dangma's voice sounded behind him.
"Stop! I won't allow you to hurt anyone else!"
Uejo said in a rhetorical manner.
directly stunned everyone present, including Chiba.