readx; Seeing that the effect was good, He Xiangdong continued to say: "Men Liuer sang it to everyone, and the next thing to talk about is the set poem, the set poem is generally used in stand-up comedy, say a set poem, drop the wake wood, press the words, I have a good book here." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"This is Awakening Wood. He Xiangdong picked up a small cotton bag from the table, took out a small piece of waking wood from it, held it up to signal to the audience, and said: "This waking wood has been used by Mr. Shuanghouping and has been passed down for several generations, this is a cultural relic." For this show, he took out all the treasures.

Zhang Wenhai also praised: "This is precious." ”

He Xiangdong also nodded and said: "Yes, this waking wood may not be anything in the eyes of outsiders, nor is it a precious wood, but in the eyes of us storytellers, it can be regarded as a real treasure, and they can grab it with their teeth as soon as I throw it out."

Zhang Wenhai exclaimed: "Ho, it's so powerful." ”

"That's right. He Xiangdong put Xingmu down and said to the audience: "The finale poem in our cross talk is not a serious kind of five-word poem, but the kind with a little baggage, I'll listen to it for everyone first." ”

"The dream of wealth and prosperity is a spring dream, and the fame is a floating cloud. Pure heart and few desires to get rid of the world, happy scenery duty. A piece of cut cake is 4 taels, two pieces of cut cake are half a catty, three pieces of cut cake are 12 taels, and four pieces of cut cake are cut into ...... Syllable...... A whole pound. ”

Zhang Wenhai praised it in time: "This is the most reasonable poem I have ever heard." ”

The audience couldn't help laughing, this cross talk is not a funny joke in the strict sense, it focuses more on popular science, and the more important display is the solidity of the actor's basic skills. Why do today's cross talk actors basically don't say twelve homework, the reason is that few people have learned all of them, and they can't even know half of them, how embarrassed to say it.

He Xiangdong continued: "Our cross talk actors are also required to be able to speak stand-up comedy, perform alone, have long stories, and be able to speak the right words, be able to tease and praise, and be able to speak in groups. ”

Zhang Wenhai helped He Xiangdong explain: "This time there are four lessons. ”

He Xiangdong also nodded and said: "Yes, this is the content of the words in the learning and singing." Don't look at what I'm saying simply, just say that there are only a few of these four doors in it. ”dudu1;

Zhang Wenhai also said: "The basic skills are not solid." ”

He Xiangdong pointed at Zhang Wenhai with a smile and said, "It's easy to offend people with your words." ”

Zhang Wenhai also smiled: "You picked it up." ”

He Xiangdong raised his head and smiled, but he was not stunned at all, and continued to introduce to the audience: "What are the songs in the learning to sing, this refers to singing Taiping lyrics and singing the number of treasures." The main song in the cross talk is the Taiping lyrics. Taiping lyrics are also derived from the ten idle lotus flowers, and later became a main song that cross talk must be known. ”

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "You can remember, the singing in the cross talk refers to the Taiping lyrics, and the other singing, singing a song, singing a play, this is all considered learning, we call it learning to sing." ”

The audience listened to it freshly, and it was the first time someone said this, and other cross talk actors all rapped a lot, singing, singing, singing, singing, how could this statement be different.

The audience is wondering, those reporters are excited, it's good to be different, what a good selling point, it's quite late, none of the reporters left, all of them were red-eyed and excited, and they didn't dare to blink.

He Xiangdong was also in a very good state on stage, took out a black boiled jade from another cotton bag on the table, picked it up and introduced it to the audience: "This is called jade, which is used to sing Taiping lyrics, that is, two small bamboo boards, put it in your hand and beat it, there are also two and a half pieces, and I have two and a half pieces in my hand." This is also a cultural relic, which was used by Mr. Chang Lian'an. ”

This pair of jade was passed on to He Xiangdong by Fang Wenqi, and when He Xiangdong was full of art, Fang Wenqi passed this pair of jade to him. He Xiangdong put the jade in his hand and clamped it, and flexibly played a bunch of flowers.

"Good ......" The audience applauded loudly, and the ornamentation of the flower dots was very strong, and the main reason for playing the flower dots was to show the skills of the actors.

He Xiangdong paused and continued: "This Taiping lyrics, there are short and long, long and hundreds of sentences, I will sing a single knife meeting for everyone, and I will do it again in all three versions." ”dudu2;

"You wait. Zhang Wenhai stopped He Xiangdong and complained: "It's dawn after you finish singing, you can't come." ”

He Xiangdong is also very kind: "Then I'll come for a short time." ”

"Short lines. ”

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves, played the board, his nasal voice was leisurely, and he shook his voice freely: "Zhao Qiansun, Li Zhou, Wu Zhengwang, my short paragraph is so long." ”

After singing, the board is dropped.

Zhang Wenhai glared and said, "This is not enough for a penny." ”

He Xiangdong also blamed Zhang Wenhai: "You said you wanted it short." ”

"Hey, I'm to blame for that. ”

He Xiangdong didn't continue to entangle, because their program had a time limit, so they were given twelve minutes, and they didn't have time to say a lot of words. This kind of performance made He Xiangdong feel very uncomfortable and a little constrained, and it also greatly limited the effect of cross talk.

He continued: "There is also the singing of counting treasures, counting treasures were sung by beggars in the past, and they went door to door to beg for money, and then this art evolved into our current allegro art, I will give you a short taste first." ”

Later, He Xiangdong took out the allegro and sang a short piece of counting treasures to the audience, shaking the burden. Then he performed the white sand words, without the powder of white marble, because he performed on stage, the audience couldn't see it off the stage at all, and the time didn't allow, so he sang a few lines of dismantling the cross to relieve the audience's hunger. dudu3;

After performing these two lessons, He Xiangdong came to open the pestle for a while, which is also one of the twelve lessons of cross talk, which refers to the craft of asking for money. This job He Xiangdong is very handy, he is an artist who really asks for money on the ground, and he began to pay the audience when he was nine years old, and he is very familiar.

Then there is ventriloquism, and now there are very few cross talk actors who can also ventriloquist, and the Tibetan guy who died a few years ago who said cross talk in the quyi miscellaneous talk is very good at ventriloquism, and his show is also very popular.

In fact, whether it is ventriloquism or cross talk level, He Xiangdong is only strong but not weak compared to him, but he has not yet had a single hair red, or the old saying, no chance, talent is equal to shit.

After performing the above eleven lessons, the time is about to come, He Xiangdong did not panic, and continued: "This last one, called double reed, double reed, everyone should have seen it, this is one person in front of the commission to sell the statue, one person in the back to learn to sing, come, let's give everyone a taste." ”

He Xiangdong picked up the powder on the table and wiped it on Zhang Wenhai's eyebrows, it was a big white dough, Zhang Wenhai shook his eyes a few times, shook off the floating powder, and said, "My life will be ruined in your hands." ”

He Xiangdong raised his head and laughed, but his hands did not stop, and tied a black pigtail to Zhang Wenhai's head, which looked funny, He Xiangdong drilled behind Zhang Wenhai and squatted down.

didn't need to speak, He Xiangdong knocked on Zhang Wenhai's leg with his hand, and he understood that he was going to start, and the mouth in front and the back were exactly the same.

"With a pout of the pigtails, standing on the street, whoever applauds me, I call whoever is dad. ”

The audience applauded loudly.

Zhang Wenhai was in a hurry, pushed He Xiangdong hard, and scolded angrily: "I'll you." ”

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