"Haha, fruit, of course fruit!" Zhang Abacus said happily: "All major banks are fruit, ICBC, CCB, ABC, ABC, and Bank of Communications." If you return Alipay to Tenpay, you can choose whatever you want. "This guy is such a talker, he has been forced all day long, and the colonel may like him very much, but I am annoyed by him, I guess it is similar to other people annoying monkeys.

"It's ICBC. I said casually. He took out his mobile phone and opened the ICBC APP to prepare to turn around.

Zhang Abacus was about to read the number to me, when the colonel, who had been silent, suddenly said, "Don't take their money." ”

Zhang Abacus looked back in surprise: "Why?!"

Ye Xiaolai, Dawang Xiaowang, and we all looked at the colonel in surprise. The colonel continued: "No why. I just think these guys are very fruitful, and I want to make friends with them, Chen Yaodong, even if it's a meeting gift. ”

With that, the colonel turned around and walked out of the ward.

"Hah, fruitful. Ye Xiaolai took out a folding fan as if he was juggling. "Huh" opened, fanned the wind and followed out (it's really enough to pretend to be forced, this is a cold day), and the king and the king quickly followed.

Zhang Abacus put the abacus away, and hurriedly followed, and the person who was about to go out turned around and said: "Hey, you soldiers are really lucky, our boss has never given others a free list!"

The one-handed corps came and went fast. Only us soldiers were left in the ward, staring at each other.

The monkey slapped himself on the bat: "Dam, I saved a lot of money in such a while, it's too cool!"

I just hehe: "These guys are interesting, but they are worthy of making friends." ”

The monkey looked at me disdainfully, and said Pull it down Zuo Fei, you just don't think you have any money, that's why you're high, right? I said angrily that you see me as someone, am I the kind of stingy person? Isn't it just a lot of money, as if I can't afford it?

As soon as these words came out, the monkey and Huang Jie immediately stretched out their hands: "Then you should give some." ”

"Get out of the way, what did you two do to ask me for money?" I scolded them back.

"But then again, the one-handed corps has done a lot of single business in the eleventh middle school, and this is the first time that this situation has been encountered, and it seems that the colonel really wants to be friends with us. It's full of sincerity. Lu Li on the side said contemplatively.

"Are you mistaken?" Huang Jie said: "He wants to be friends with us, didn't he say he wants to be friends with you?"

"......" Lu Li's face was purple when Huang Jie choked.

I immediately said: "Huang Jie, what are you doing, you are your own brother, why are you saying these things?"

"It's okay, it's okay. Lu Li said curtly.

"Damn, if it weren't for him, would the little daughter-in-law be beaten like this?" Huang Jie looked at Lu Li more and more unpleasantly.

"Say a few words, no one wants this to happen. "I know that after the monkey decided to hire a one-handed corps, he had already decided not to make a difference with Lu Li. And Huang Jie is saying these words now, just to drive Lu Li away. I'll sing and play this play with him.

"Lu Li, you've been tired for a long time, let's go back first, let's take care of Ma Jie. ”

I pushed Lu Li out the door, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't care, Huang Jie has that temper." He has a good relationship with his little daughter-in-law, and he can't see Ma Jie being beaten like that, so he uses you as a punching bag. ”

Lu Li shook his head: "Don't blame Huang Jie, it's my fault." If it weren't for my own inconvenience, Ma Jie would have been able to run away, he was ...... for me."

"Okay, don't talk about it. I wanted to pinch Lu Li to death, but I still had to talk to him in a good voice: "You go back first, if we take care of Ma Jie." ”

"Okay, the one-handed corps is gone, and I will do my best to inform you. Lu Li shook his wheelchair and left.

I looked at his back, and my eyes grew more and more indifferent.

When I returned to the ward, I said to the monkey, explain and explain, what's going on, why do you hire a one-handed corps?

"It's nothing, after seeing the one-handed corps, I suddenly became very interested in them, and I also wanted to know why Lu Li had to introduce them. ”

"I'm also very interested in them. Huang Jie nodded and said: "As soon as that soldier guy appeared, it made me very interesting, fruit seeds, fruit seeds......

"Feeling of pity?" I finished making up for him.

"Yes, that's what it feels like. Huang Jie patted himself: "A cultural person is a cultural person, and the words are really accurate." ”

Listening to Huang Jie praise me, I was also quite happy, and continued: "They feel the same way, otherwise they won't be exempt from our order." The colonel also said that he would like to make friends with us. ”

Both Monkey and Huang Jie looked at me suspiciously.

My heart ached, "What's wrong, did I say the wrong thing?"

The monkey said, "Zuo Fei, don't forget, the one-handed corps was found by Lu Li." Who is Lu Li, don't you say it anymore, right? He must have already arranged some kind of plan to torture us in a different way. Chen Yaodong and the one-handed corps appeared one after another, and I guess Lu Li was already arranging the next game of chess. In other words, what the one-handed corps said and did in front of us was also arranged by Lu Li, and it was just a show. ”

As soon as the monkey said that, I was too aggressive. That's right, that's the reason, I almost really considered the one-handed corps a friend. I said, "Then what the hell is Lu Li trying to do, we can't just sit back and wait, right?"

The monkey said, "I still don't know the purpose of Lu Li's departure when the one-handed regiment came in, but after the one-handed regiment left, I suddenly understood. ”

Huang Jie and I both looked at the monkey.

The monkey continued: "Do you remember the reason why Lu Li dealt with us? Lin Keer not only fought with Wang Yao during the time she left, but also lost her love and friendship, which can be described as a double torture of spirit and body. Lu Li wants us to pay for our blood debts, so he wants to torture us with the same means, as can be seen from the "Thirteen Peonies" incident in the previous period, Lu Li also wants us to taste the loss of friendship and love, as well as the taste of being beaten.

In the last incident, Lu Li's plan was half successful, and he knew that our love could not be destroyed, so he had to start with friendship again. If I'm not mistaken, Lu Li's next plan is to let us and the One-handed Corps become good friends and good brothers, and finally let the One-handed Corps and Chen Yaodong join forces to deal with us, let us taste the taste of being betrayed, and beat us up again...... It's another round of physical and mental double blows. That's why the colonel will exempt us from the order, and he will say that he wants to make friends with us, which is actually arranged by Lu Li. ”

After listening to the monkey's analysis, my fists clenched, and my teeth tightened: "This Lu Li, it's so fucking vicious!"

The monkey smiled: "Fortunately, we saw through Lu Li's true face in advance, otherwise we would have fallen into his trap again." Lu Li knows us too well, and knows that we will definitely be interested in the one-handed corps, as long as the one-handed corps shows us goodwill, we will all like those guys, and we are also willing to make friends with them. ”

I nodded: "Now that we have seen through it, what are we going to do?"

The monkey took two steps back and forth and said, "I guess that the one-handed army will not clean up Chen Yaodong so quickly, and they will delay the dispersal with 'still making plans'." During this period of dispersion, they will interact with us frequently, and even join forces to fight the second time, and when the relationship warms up, the relationship deepens, and the two sides become good friends, the one-handed army will invite us to attack Chen Yaodong together. On that day, we will really fall into the trap, because the one-handed army will attack us with Chen Yaodong, and Lu Li will continue to look at our jokes coldly behind the scenes. ”

I gritted my teeth, my teeth chattering, panting, breathing heavily.

"What's wrong?" the monkey asked me.

"It's fine. I shook my head: "I just think that we have traveled all over the four schools, and we have never seen an opponent like Lu Li." ”

The monkey smiled bitterly: "Not only have you not seen it, even I have not seen it." ”

"But you can see through his schemes again and again. ”

"Because my brother is better than him. The monkey laughed even more bitterly: "I have been cheated by my brother a lot, so I naturally eat a trench and flash my wisdom, and I know very well what this kind of person is doing." ”

Speaking of his brother, the monkey's eyes burst out with hatred and murderous intent.

"Okay, let's not talk about that. I asked, "Now that we know what Lu Li wants to do, we have to do something to deal with it, right?"

"Of course. ”

"How?" I asked.

"Let the One-Hand Corps become our true friends. ”

I looked at the monkey in amazement and thought he was talking about something fantastical.

"If the one-handed corps becomes our real friends, and when Sanhou really deals with Chen Yaodong with us, will Lu Li's jaw drop in shock?" The monkey smiled hesitantly: "And, ah, the one-handed corps is really a bunch of cool guys, I especially want to be real friends with them!"

I nodded: "Your idea is good, in that case, Lu Li will have to go crazy." However, the one-handed corps is a Lu Li, so it's not so easy to pull it over, right?"

"No, you can. The monkey patted me on the shoulder.

“…… Wait a minute. I shook the monkey's hand away, "What do you mean I can do it? You don't want me to do this, do you?"

"Who but you can take on this task?" the monkey grinned, his eyes shining with a sly light.

"That's right, that's right, this thing can only be done by Zuo Fei. Huang Jie was also beside him.

"Mean, you two can afford me. With a wave of my hand, I sat on the edge of Majie's bed.

"Really. The monkey put his hand on my shoulder again: "Zuo Fei, let's do it here, only if you can do it." Even Gu Yao can be pulled over by you, what is the one-handed corps?"

"Damn, can that be the same?" Gu Yao ...... "I want to say that people like me, but I think it's too shameful to say so."

"It's the same. The monkey said: "Zuo Fei, believe me, but when it comes to interpersonal problems, I have flashed so big, and I have never seen a stronger Cun Zài than you." You exude an aura that makes people want to be close involuntarily, both boys and girls will like you very much, so Shangguan Ting likes you, Mo Xiaohua likes you, Gao Sticker and Liu Mingjun also like you. In other places, the black word on the fruit seed road is to describe your type, which is called straw sandals. ”R832