Now that they have finished the exam, You Qi and Chen Feng got up at noon and went out to make up for a meal of meat, and after eating, the two of them had a bulging belly, and swaggered back to the bedroom, You Qi's mobile phone that has not rang once in 800 years finally rang once, and when he picked it up, it was You Qi's grandmother, and the old lady's voice was a little choked: "Qiqi, why don't you call grandma? Grandma dreams of you." ”

In fact, You Qi used to call every day when he was just in college, but every time he called, no one answered or said a few words and hung up in a hurry, and over time, You Qi rarely called back.

Generally, it is calculated that the old man and the old lady must be basking in the sun on the balcony before calling back, although the old man and the old lady also think about their grandson, and occasionally complain that You Qi calls less, but if You Qi really calls back every day, it is estimated that the old man and the old lady will be more annoying than You Qi.

In addition, once You Qi goes crazy, he can't even remember to call back, and their phone communication will be even less.

The old man and the old lady are professors at a certain university, and they are very busy every day with a group of graduate students and other young people. It's rare to take the initiative to call like this time, but You Qi is a delicate little, and when he heard his grandmother crying, he hurriedly comforted him a few words, and said coquettishly, "It's my fault, I will call often in the future, what did you dream about?"

"I dreamed that you were so young and kept crying, but I couldn't find you at home, and then your parents came back, and your father told me that I didn't worry about you coming back to see, and we looked for it together, but I couldn't find it, and then I woke up. The old lady basically rarely mentioned her parents who died early to You Qi, hearing the old lady's choked voice, You Qi felt a little guilty, as a grandson, no matter what, he should call more and go back to accompany the old man and the old lady.

"Don't cry, I've grown so big, how can I hide and cry my nose!I'll go back after a few days of vacation, and I'll make something to eat when the time comes!" You Qi sat in front of the computer and coaxed the old lady, unexpectedly glimpsed Zila on the bookshelf, and looked at him lightly, as if he was looking at him and didn't seem to be looking at him, I don't know what this hairball is thinking in his head.

"Did I hear you talking? I went to the hospital for a physical examination this weekend, and your grandfather said that your parents are not worried about your dream for me. ”

"Grandma, can you, a university professor, not engage in feudal superstition? You are not afraid that your students will laugh at you!" You Qi laughed dumbly, although her grandmother was an old lady who loved science, she was very superstitious and believed in such a thing as dreaming.

"I told you that you don't understand, but you must go to the physical examination, and then go to the temple to make incense, otherwise I will be angry. The old lady's love is much better, and she can already start to use the identity of the elder to pressure You Qi, You Qi had to promise her, coaxed the old lady with a good mouth, put down the phone, You Qi found that Zila was still in the same posture as just now, her tail swept back and forth from time to time, but her eyes never looked away.

You Qi leaned over and picked up Zila, "What's wrong, you don't eat anything for you, are you really a fake? Did you sneak out today?"

"Meow ......" Zila called lazily, obediently let You Qi pick it up, and calmly looked at You Qi, "Meow~"

"If only you could talk, I think you have something on your mind. ”

You Qi muttered quietly, the voice was so small that he couldn't hear it clearly, but it was still heard by Chen Feng, Chen Feng immediately laughed after hearing it, "Are you crazy? If a cat can talk, what is it? Isn't that a monster? Zhun Bao scared you for a heart attack!"

You Qi put down Zila, looked back at Chen Feng, and snorted disdainfully, "Then are you afraid?"

Chen Feng was mentioned something he didn't want to think about, and his face changed, "I'm afraid, but I want to live more, but fortunately, I met a master and saved me, and the few people who entered the mountain came out alive by myself...... Speaking of which, the master took me to the village and disappeared, and in my opinion, he was also wounded, so why did he go in such a hurry?"

"Meow ......" Zila sat on the table seriously, as if listening to Chen Feng's words, Chen Feng had palpitations about the mark on his face, so he didn't dare to approach Zila, just leaned on his table and looked at Zila.

"What are you doing? You still want to hear stories?"

Zila didn't react, staring at Chen Feng with a fierce gaze.

You Qi stretched out his hand and rubbed Zila's head, and a flash of inspiration, "You said that Zila is so smart, will it count? Just like on TV, let's try? If it will, we will send it!"

You Qi's brain circuit has always been different from ordinary people, as soon as he put forward such an idea, he went to get a pen and paper to prepare to teach Zila arithmetic, but Zila just glanced at him coldly, and jumped to the cabinet to sleep, no matter how You Qi called it, it didn't come down.

"Even Zila thinks you have a hole in your head, and you are hopeless. ”

You Qi rolled his eyes, "It's better to have a pit in your brain than to have a scar on your face, let me tell you, now little girls like to have a good look, and if you leave a scar in the future, your appearance is negative." ”

Chen Feng sat down and turned on the computer nonchalantly, preparing to scumbag Jisan, "You know a fart, I call it manly!"

"It's still manly, even the scar is so small, can the little girl take a fancy to you?" You Qi scoffed at Chen Feng's remarks, and the obscene talk began, men's bedrooms, not to mention those who have no discipline, this is nothing.

"You're a chrysanthemum and itchy, don't you?"

You Qi was stunned for a moment, then turned around and sat down to turn on the computer with a "hehe" sound, preparing to scumbag three, "Little yellow chicken, be careful when talking to your father in the future, be careful that you can't get up." ”

Chen Feng was dismissive, "What are you little?"

"Heh, I don't have anything to say to the little yellow chicken who can't kill the milk. ”

Turn on the computer scum base three, a series of actions are completed smoothly, You Qi Hualuo's password was halfway into it, only to find that he swore last night that he was going to a Hua Luoluo, why can't he control his hands today?!

This flag, he can't pull it out!

So he put on another trumpet and went online, a little Meow Luo who focused on PV energy and was thrown in the main city all the year round, and today was finally turned over by You Qi, at this moment Meow Luo's heart is excited, and You Qi is also excited.

Because he hadn't been on this energy account for a long time, he found that his Meow Luo didn't know when he added Haoqi Alliance! Even the key positions were changed! You Qi poked the people who knew their Meow Luo password one by one, and everyone said that they were innocent.

And You Qi flipped through the list of Meow Luo's gangs, heh, why is this lonely little dried fish so familiar?

So You Qi immediately went to WeChat to poke Moutai.

[Hao Se]: You old immortal, you actually added my meow to the camp?! When did you do it! You compensate me Meow Luo! She's just a child! You don't even let go of a child!

[Moutai]: Wow! You found out? I see that you haven't been on the Meow Luo for a long time, so I'll use it!

[Hao Se]: Waste your sister! I'm going to quit the camp!

[Moutai]: Bridge bean sack! Go to the pile with the teacher! In exchange, I can block the Fenjiu by the way!

Hearing Moutai shouting him to block the pile, You Qi's first reaction was to refuse, but when he heard that he could also block Fenjiu by the way, You Qi became excited.

[Hao Se]: Give you three seconds to get online, otherwise I will quit the camp and stay safe!

[Moutai]: Immediately, immediately, the pile is in Ma Weiyi! You go over first!

You Qi didn't wait for Shen Xing, he was already grouped by the leader of the Meow Luo Gang, yes, it was the autumn pants show who was afraid of pulling eggs when dancing with a big fan, and as soon as the group came in, he began to scold: You don't fucking do personal things! What about the hundred veins that Lao Tzu put in the warehouse?

Hundred vein roots?

The leader of a gang feeds horses not Huang Zhu Grass but also Sweet Elephant Grass, how can it be a hundred vein roots?! You Qi was a little suspicious of whether he was illiterate?

【Squad】A few blind disarming: Uh, it's not me.

When the words were issued, You Qi realized that something was wrong, Nima Moutai is not himself, okay?! This number is his! Is he the real me?!

Autumn pants show flew in front of Meow Luo, was quiet for two seconds, and then withdrew from the team without saying a word and started Meow Luo's vendetta.

If you don't hand over my hundred vein roots, you won't want to get up from the ground!

【Secret Chat】A few blind disarming: qaq is a good man to spare his life! I really am not myself! He is going online immediately! There is a debtor and a debtor! You go and kill him!

Moutai's meow sister finally went online at this tense juncture, and after the line, Qiu Pants Show stopped attacking, stood in place and was stunned, just in the stunned kung fu, Qiu Pants Show was beaten down by the Hidden Yuan Hui samurai.

You Qi immediately walked stealthily out of the god of war, and after the Moutai group came in, he was thrown a begonia seed.

[Squad] Blind a few disarming: You don't fucking do anything! What are you doing with other people's roots? Everyone is coming to hunt me down! No matter how he says, he doesn't believe that I'm not you!

【Squad】Lone Dried Fish: ......

[Squad] Blind a few disarming: Isn't qaq the root of a hundred veins?! As for vendetta?!

【Squad】Lonely Little Dried Fish: I took a page of his Baimai Root......

[Squad] Blind a few disarming: Shenjing Bing, what are you doing with so many hundred vein roots?!

【Squad】Lonely Little Dried Fish: We bet that if he uses Xiuxiu to dig up three pages of Baimai roots, we will raise funds to buy him a mile of flying sand. #阴险

You Qi now feels a deep helplessness, what kind of Shenjing Bing master did he worship!