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"Actually, you really don't need to add the last half of the sentence, I already know that he is more handsome than me. Yang Zitao wanted to cry without tears, half of it was for the variety show effect, and half of it was also out of real exclamation, I really haven't seen such a charismatic artist after doing so many episodes of the show, even the cold-blooded writer and the iron-faced PD have fallen, Lu Li also learned his previous trick, deliberately pretended not to hear, and repeated, "Which sentence?
Jiang Yu, who was on the same team, immediately mended the knife, "Seriously, Taotao, your hairstyle looks like an aunt, with a split head, it looks like your forehead is so wide, and your face is so big." โ
"Like the kind of old palace maid in the cold palace?"
"Shouldn't it be a palace maid who sweeps the floor? Being able to enter the cold palace shows that she has been favored before, and she has grown up like Taotao, which emperor can do it, no, it can be used. โ
"What kind of palace maid, should you really enter the palace without picking your looks?"
"Sure enough, it still depends on the person, and if you change it to Siyan, you may be able to look a lot better. โ
"Actually, it's useless to change any hairstyle if you're ugly, you see Taotao like this, it's purely disabled, even if Jelley comes in person, he can't save it. โ
Jelley mentioned in the words is a well-known stylist in France, who has styled many big-name stars, and even the royal princess Aucarrie The rainbow fishbone hair that Heris was sought after and imitated by the upper class at the charity dinner was all made by him, and it can be said that it has become a representative of fashion and trend, known as Golden Scissors, saying that his hands have the magic power to turn decay into magic, which can make any girl who is not beautiful turn into a sweet princess.
"Eh, you people are really, why embarrass Jelley. โ
"That's right, Brother Lu, don't you want to smash someone's signboard? Jelley should cry. โ
With the leadership of the patriarch, Jiang Yu and Lin Chuya also immediately joined the team of daily loss of the elderly, Zhang Jiajia was even more astonishing, originally wanted to comfort Yang Zitao, who was hit hard, but the result should be that the hairstyle is not suitable, but the person is actually fine, immediately let him turn into a fire-breathing tyrannosaurus, and directly pounced on the culprit Lu Li, shouting that you are ugly, you are the ugliest, Lu Li was not to be outdone, and directly pinched his cheeks and pulled that face into various strange shapes, typical less talk and more work.
"Taotao, your hairstyle today is like, and it's still steaming. โ
"Mud hurry up, don't let Kai go. โ
"You straighten your tongue before you speak. โ
"Lu Li, you beep!"
The two of them rolled around on the ground very childishly, and the little pink fist punched one after another, you come and go, just like the scene of kindergarten children grabbing toys, and the picture is simply undaring to look at directly.
The barrage is also crazy.
"I beg my eldest brother to be merciful and let us go. โ
"Looking at it this way, Zitao's hairstyle is really a bit like a lazy sheep. โ
"Hahahaha, the buddy upstairs is talented. โ
"What the hell is beep? Has Tao Tao also turned into a bad boy?"
"Chu Ya, go and stop your foolish brother!"
"The shield of all evils, I'm just curious about what I'm scolding. โ
"Lu's father and his stupid son fight each other every day (1/1)"
"Sure enough, hairstyles are everything. โ
"Lu Li: Your hairstyle is good today.
Yang Zitao: You beep beep-"
"This stalk is enough to laugh for a year, I bet five cents, tomorrow's hot search will definitely be #Yang Zitao's new hairstyle#"
"No, no, no, the style of painting could be like this, #ๆจๅญๆถๅฑ#"
"Bridge bean sack, Taotao, where do you put your hand? โ
"Navel Orange !!"
"Pay attention to the impact, this is a regular children's education program!"
"Radio and Television Bureau: I'm sorry, please come with us. โ
"Why isn't there Huo Dashen and Siyan in the camera? I want to see the interaction between husband and wife. โ
"Howison: My daughter-in-law, don't show it. โ
"May I ask which daughter-in-law are you talking about, Ningbo Lu Siyan?"
"Hello everyone, I'm Yantai Lu Siyan. โ
As for the two people who didn't see the camera scanning, they were standing in the corner watching the battle, of course, Lu Siyan was the only one watching the game, and Ho Weisen next to him was purely looking at him in a daze.
"You seem to be happy?" The ribbon has been violently dismantled by Lu Siyan, and the two of them will each have a new one tied around their wrists, which is covered by the sleeves, although Ho Weisen is a little disappointed in his heart, but his face is still not obvious, cold and abstinent, and he will show a polite smile when the camera sweeps over.
His shell is much more mature than Lu Siyan, if Lu Siyan wants to describe it as phoenix fire, the golden flame heart, the surrounding flames, giving people an indescribable sense of amazement, then Ho Weisen is probably a glass of wine, black and white intersect, exuding a mixed taste of agave, lemongrass, and patchouli, which happens to be the type that women are most obsessed with.
To a certain extent, there are indeed many more adult women among Ho Weisen's fans than Lu Siyan, and even Lin Chuya, who was still shouting at Lu Siyan for a male god before, also unceremoniously changed to a new male god after seeing Ho Weisen appear, and repeated what he said before, shouting that all of them are in one group, and they should be balanced, of course, it is not excluded that it is for the sake of the show.
Seeing that the camera was focused on the two people who were fighting, Ho Weisen immediately moved a little silently to Lu Siyan's side, stood closer, and began to foolishly guess what kind of perfume his sweetheart was using today, a bit like cologne, but there was a sweet and silky smell, and it smelled like rum, and he didn't know what restricted picture came to mind in his mind, even the breath on his body began to change, and a very fine glow quietly passed under his eyes, and when Lu Siyan looked over, he regained his calm, it seemed that he was just pure curiosityใ
"What? Is there a rule that says I can't laugh? I'm just interested in the next game, and it has nothing to do with you. Lu Siyan didn't think too much, his fingers swirled on the ribbon tied into a bow, his tone was careless, and his expression also revealed a bit of arrogance, the slightly narrowed eyes squinted over, with a kind of arrogance and squeamishness that people couldn't bear to blame, almost let Ho Weisen uncontrollably press it directly, and he finally understood what the sentence on the Internet meant to be spoiled and willful, there was such a king, even if he was willing to fight for him.
Lu Siyan has always disliked to wear lipstick, I feel girly, when I meet such an idol, the makeup artist is also very helpless, fortunately, his lips are originally good-looking, standard kissing lips, the lips are slightly raised, and the red is like the most intense color, of course, this is indoors, it will become more red when blown by the wind, like a plump red cherry still stained with dewdrops, which makes people want to lean over and suck out the juice, Howison's attention will be attracted by the child's constantly opening and closing lips, and he thinks about it in his heart, and he didn't hear what the other party said at all, of course, as an actor with connotation and acting skills, his face is still an ascetic expression, not even the slightest change in his eyes.
To be honest, Lu Siyan is really looking forward to the next link, and even has begun to move, for artists who have only participated in one indoor variety show since their debut, the sudden release of the ban by the company is tantamount to a bird escaping from a cage, and they can't wait to fly high.
Seeing that Ho Weisen didn't speak, and even looked away, looking away, as if he was impatient to talk to him again, the tsundere child began to be unhappy again, although his tone was a little unpolite, but compared to the last strong kiss, it was already considered face-saving, and he was embarrassed to shake his face to show himself, he was really capable, how did he know that Ho Weison was trying his best to suppress the sudden surge in his heart*, and he didn't want to temporarily interrupt the shooting and run to the bathroom to solve it with a five-fingered girl*.
Lu Siyan has always said something, disdainful of hiding his emotions and preferences, and immediately frowned and looked at Ho Weisen, with a hint of threat in his tone, "Also, although the two of us are now forced to be divided into a group by reluctance, you'd better not hold me back." "Look at this ability to reverse right and wrong, it's obvious that he tied the ribbon to people's wrists, and now it's embarrassing to say that it's forced to be helpless.
"Well, I promise I won't hold you back, if you want to win. Howison didn't care about his gracious tone at all, anyway, his daughter-in-law just wanted to spoil and indulge, so that he couldn't leave him, especially an awkward beauty like Lu Siyan who was arrogant and venomous and refused to admit his mistakes, he had to go along with his hair, at most he would get back to the bed and then get the field back, so he would smile gently and dotingly, the curvature of his mouth rose several points, and even those eyes were like an impenetrable net, tightly wrapping someone's heart.
Compared with the two female guests who had already tried on the crystal crown, Ho Weisen felt that Lu Siyan was more suitable to sit on the throne, wearing a crown full of beads and gold on his head, a gorgeous dress, and a scepter in his hand.
In fact, what he wants to do more now is to directly press the child on the beauty couch and block the red mouth, so that he can only whimper and moan/ Moan, I can't say anything else hurtful, it's best to kiss him to make it difficult to breathe, the nasal cavity makes a small beast-like whimper, every inch of the mouth is full of his own taste, and then carefully suck the dripping saliva along the corner of his mouth, down the neck, lick and kiss the small Adam's apple in his mouth, and the two red cherries on his chest naturally have to be taken care of, tear off those eye-catching clothes, and watch the child soften into a pool of spring water under him, and his whole body is covered with layers of seductive pink.
As for the two slender legs that Bai Shengsheng likes to kick the fragile parts of the human body, it's time to rest and rest, as long as they are coiled around their waists and bear more and more violent impacts, anyway, there is a backrest, even if they get in hard, they can only be imprisoned between their arms, isn't it? Wait, half a day shouldn't be enough, it's better to have two days, you can try different postures.
Lu Siyan naturally didn't know what colored things the actor had made up in his brain, but he felt that the other party was staring at him and smiling more and more tiredly, and it was a little unspeakably weird, and suddenly came to mind the shot that the two of them fought in the fitting room last time, phew, it was the kiss, think about it carefully, Ho Weison has filmed so many scenes, or with different actresses, the first kiss should have been gone a long time ago, so wouldn't it be a big loss? Lu Siyan, whose thinking had deviated inexplicably, began to be unhappy, and his words became even more unkind, "Just talk, what are you laughing at so lewdly/?
Huo Yingdi, who was caught off guard and was labeled as lewd/, was stunned for two seconds before he reacted, in fact, I really wanted to say a word of wronged, daughter-in-law, I was just thinking about you, but looking at the child's obviously unhappy face, he decided not to speak first, obviously the atmosphere was not bad before, why did he suddenly get angry, didn't he say that only women are capricious?
To sum up, this is actually a misunderstanding, everyone in the entertainment industry knows that Howison never accepts intimate scenes, and the first thing he asks before picking the script is whether there is a kiss scene bed/ play, the director thought he liked these things at first, and mysteriously promised that as long as Howison was willing to take over the filming, he would add as much as he wanted to the kiss scene, kiss until he was satisfied, and have a romantic kiss in the water.
For Ho Weison, dedication is one thing, but the maximum scale he can accept is limited to hugging and touching his head, and the kiss scene is all borrowed from the position, no matter how you modify it later, he won't really kiss it anyway, but unexpectedly, the shooting effect is not bad, it has completely reached the level of fake and real, and there is no need to embellish it, and there have been actresses who want to use this matter to stir up some news, such as #Ho Weison is uncontrollable, and the heroine is really close on the set##ๅๆ็ๅ, the great god has a famous grass master##้็ปดๆฃฎ็ฅ็งๅฅณๅๆๅ , suspected to be the heroine of the new drama# This kind of topic is full of explosive points, but unfortunately, without exception, they have all been strangled in the cradle.
So Huo Yingdi that day was actually the first kiss, although it was the first kiss he forcibly dedicated, as for the so-called kiss skills in Lu Siyan's eyes, it was completely due to the nature of men, and it suddenly broke out after holding it for so long, of course, there was also a little help from calcium tablets, the subordinate who instigated him to grab the endorsement with his daughter-in-law last time almost turned against him and made a mistake took the initiative to contribute, a full twelve g of resources, Ho Weisen only watched the beginning of a small fresh campus film at first, and felt that it was not interesting to leave it in the computer and leave it alone, If you don't practice your skills in advance, what if your daughter-in-law dislikes it and shouts to stop at a critical moment?
In just a few minutes, the two people on the other side had already finished fighting and were shaking hands and making peace, of course, the routine king Lu Li would definitely not be able to stop so easily, so he took the opportunity to sort out the microphone and slapped him from the hem of Yang Zitao's clothes, snapped, no louder, with the messy chicken nest head and bewildered look on the face of the party It made people laugh even more, not only "Two Days and One Night" Several fixed MCs burst out laughing, and even Zhang Jiajia, who was trying to maintain the image of the goddess because of the presence of the male god, also laughed, which happened to be captured by the camera.
Zhang Jiajia's appearance tends to be pure and bright, the standard melon seed face, unlike those cookie-cutter Internet celebrity awl faces, the chin is a little rounded, but the arc looks beautiful, a pair of big eyes, watery, laughing and pursing her lips, slightly revealing a few clean and white teeth, which happens to be the kind of first love beauty that can arouse the pity of men the most, seeing that everyone's eyes were suddenly focused on her, even Lu Siyan and Ho Weisen also looked over, her cheeks immediately flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, like a freshly picked apple with a red haloใ
"Wow, Sister Jiajia actually laughed!" Yang Zitao screamed as if he had discovered a new continent, and he couldn't care about his hair and clothes anymore, he jumped over to ask for warmth, and finally didn't forget to raise his hand and swear, "Lord Princess, I will definitely help you win today and trample Sister Chu Ya under your feet." Before Zhang Jiajia could answer, he had already been unceremoniously slapped on the head.
"Who!??Who's beating me, stand up, there's a kind of us going head-to-head. Yang Zitao reacted quickly, his eyes immediately swept over the few people standing in front of him like radar, and finally stopped at Lu Siyan, his tone was firm, "Oh, I know, you must be jealous of my beauty, thinking that I Ningbo Lu Siyan is not a wasteful name, I haven't seen any big winds and waves." Before the words fell, he was hit again in the same position, and this time he was stunned.
"I really can't bear it this time," Lin Chuya was still wearing that white dress skirt, high heels on the pedals, and those eyes were full of threats, which were completely bad girl postures, "Has my brother been itching again recently? Hmm? Ningbo Lu Siyan is right? Also, who did you just say you were going to trample under your feet? I didn't hear clearly, you say it again." โ
"No, sister, nothing, you must have heard it wrong. Yang Zitao shook his head vigorously, but Jiang Yu and Lu Li were still adding oil and vinegar to the side, and when the page finally turned over, Lu Li suddenly remembered something important, "By the way, Siyan seems to have left a middle score when he filmed the MV before, right?" After he reminded him like this, Jiang Yu also immediately remembered, "Yes, yes, in "kisses", the little prince of the nightclub, has the great god seen it?"
The topic was quietly thrown on Ho Weisen, the camera and the line of sight were focused, and Lu Siyan, who was standing next to him, began to get nervous for no reason, for fear that the guy would come out without saying that I don't know, I'm not interested in that kind of thing, and I don't want to think about it, is Huo Yingdi like that?
""Kisses"..."The voice was paused here, Ho Weisen looked at Lu Siyan almost instinctively, and there was no surprise that the child rolled his eyes, and he also understood the meaning in it, and he couldn't help but feel funny in his heart, but he turned his head and was able to continue with kindness, "I haven't watched the MV, but I have heard this song, it is very tense, and I often hear someone ringing with it when the crew is filming, and I like it very much." โ
How could it be that I didn't watch it, I replayed it over and over again more than a dozen times, and finally froze on the flying kiss that the child disappeared into the crowd and turned around, only to feel that the beating of the heart began to become uncontrollable, the surroundings were bizarre, men and women danced wildly, and the smell of tobacco and alcohol seemed to be substantial, lingering in mid-air, except for the young man in white who was particularly conspicuous, the whole person seemed to come out of the night, the wings representing sin and luxury extended from the corner of the eye, and any movement had an intoxicating charm.
This is the largest scale in all Lu Siyan's MVs, there is a dancing scene at the beginning, the shirt is only tied with the bottom two buttons, revealing a large white chest, along with the two seductive red cherry blossoms, low-waisted jeans, revealing a soft waist and abdomen, it seems that it can slide down with a slight pull, and see more and more attractive scenery, and there are constantly people in the audience squeezing up, all of them are obsessed, as if they have fallen into Gu.
As an actor, Howison naturally saw it very clearly, the woman who danced with the child was not good at all, she was purely brought into the situation, and subconsciously showed that kind of obsessive look.
The plot of "kisses" is actually quite clichรฉ, and it was not even very optimistic at the beginning, purely for the fame of the male and female protagonists.
Playing the role of a good girl, uee was lured to a nightclub by a friend with bad intentions, and when she was at a loss when she encountered the indecent behavior of the groping uncle, the young man who suddenly appeared on the stage like a demon to attract everyone's attention, at the end of the whole song, the young man suddenly approached her, and then lowered his head and landed a light kiss on her forehead, strictly speaking, the two did not touch, after all, there are still layers of bangs, but it looks very ambiguous, and the final ending is open-ended, there is a guess that the male protagonist is not actually human with that feather, and it is also said that the kiss represents the contract, and the female protagonist's trance eyes and scarlet flashing in her pupils are the best evidence, but the official website has never given accurate words.
As for Ho Weison, when he watched it for the first time, he was staring at the hands that dared to put it on the children, and the mouse was almost crushed alive, and he couldn't wait to knock out the heroine in it directly, so that he could replace it.
As soon as "kisses" came out, the barrage also began to surge.
"I was blown up by kisses!!"
"Write with both hands to show your innocence. โ
"Typing with both hands and feet. โ
"Tongue typing, you know. โ
"Upstairs, you're a pervert! โ
"The little prince of the nightclub, is it okay to cry?"
"Mommy, Mommy, he flirted with me!
"The same hairstyle is very different from person to person. โ
"Yang Zitao: Believe it or not, Ningbo Lu Siyan sprayed you with a mouthful of salt soda. โ
"What nonsense is telling the truth. โ
"Do you dare to mention Ningbo Lu Siyan, do you want to be hung on the statue?"
"I don't believe that Huo Yingdi hasn't watched the MV. โ
"I'm sure I've seen it, maybe it's still on my phone. โ
"Before answering questions, you have to habitually look at your daughter-in-law first, and you have to adjust / teach it really well. โ
With obvious disgust in his eyes, the great god actually smiled, and it made my heart almost jump out. โ
"The two of them looked at each other again just now, what kind of trouble is it so sweet?"
"Do you still have the camera and the director team in mind?"
"It's tooth-sweet. โ
"Add one to your teeth. โ
"Tooth take me one. โ
"This is talking about me, right? It must be me, I wonder if there was anyone in the Chaozhou region back then who didn't know the name of my little prince in the nightclub. There is no doubt that Yang Zitao is the kind of typical scar that forgets the pain, turns his head and starts to get nervous again, and by the way, he strokes his hair and poses a pose, "Like, like, like?" The program team has always been very humane, and immediately met his wishes, cut out Lu Siyan's style in the MV, and then side by side, horizontally criticizing the seller show and the buyer show, with a similarity of 0%.
"Taotao, don't make trouble, take this, go to the side to play, and call you when my brother and sister finish talking about business. What was stuffed into his hand was the hat that had been soaked in water before, I don't know which kind staff member took it back, Lin Chuya took care of him anyway, and the other two didn't look at him at all, you and I chatted happily.
Jiang Yu turned over the old things with even more interest, "By the way, Siyan my sister is your brainless fan, the MV just came out, it will be played on a loop all day long, and the deepest impression is that I once accidentally tore off a corner of the poster she pasted on the bedside, which was the size of a fingernail, I don't know how I was discovered, and chased me for several streets with a bench, and then the police came to deal with it." โ
"Oh, you're talking about that hot search. โ
"Yes, yes, yes, that's it, I promised to buy her a hundred copies, but the girl didn't say that I was disrespectful to her male god, and I made the headlines. The screenshot of the hot search at that time#Jiang Yu Police Station# was replayed next to it, and the subtitles also added in a timely manner: A family bloodshed caused by Lu Siyan. 166 Reading Network