Chapter 689: Sell Him the Next Year
"Hey, hey, he's ridiculous to death. ”
The person who laughed the most exaggerated had to say that it was Lin Dakuan, this time people didn't slap their thighs, but slapped the table instead, this time and again, the strength was surprisingly big.
The wine in the wine glasses on the table was shaking and shaking, and the whole table was about to disperse.
But Lin Dakuan is happy, who can say anything?
What's more, everyone is laughing happily, not only Lin Dakuan is laughing wildly.
Shen Laibao in the TV got out of the wheelchair again, and he still didn't believe it.
"One more. ”
"A driver, driving a bus, looked at a monkey squatting in the tree opposite, ...... Brakes, why?"
"Because this driver loves animals. ”
"He's using the monkey's ass as a red light, you're so stupid!"
This wave after wave of laughter made the audience almost unacceptable.
Before, everyone was still a little skeptical about the quality of this sketch, many works are like this, after the first part was well received, the second part made everyone extremely disappointed.
But when everyone really watched this sketch, they found that the quality of the sketch was no worse than the first one, especially the funny.
This skit is so good, the laughter is unbearable.
The sketch has been performed here, and everyone can see that Shen Laibao has been completely fooled, and he is now in a circle and begins to doubt his IQ.
"Oh, yes, that monkey ass, red and round, why are these eyes not good, you come again. Shen Laibao sat in a wheelchair again.
"Attention, there's a monkey squatting in the tree!"
"Ah, he's using the monkey's ass as a red light!"
"Congratulations......"
Such a ridiculous dialogue makes it impossible for the audience not to laugh, and it is impossible not to laugh.
The Lin family's dining table was unlucky again, and this time it was slapped louder by Lin Dakuan.
Lin Shihao glanced at the table and then at the TV, at this time the camera was facing the audience, and Lin Shihao saw that many viewers were also slapping their thighs with laughter.
It seems to be really funny.
It seems that the response to the sketch is very good.
In the laughter of the audience, Shen Laibao finally realized something, paused for a moment, and then said to Tian San: "Hey, no, no, big brother, look, as soon as I sit on the side, you often ask questions that have been answered, and when I stand up, you ask me new questions!
This guy actually discovered that the audience was speechless, and he should have discovered it a long time ago.
A lot of viewers showed that bad smile, and they wanted to see how to explain this big fool.
Tian San on the stage didn't take this matter to heart at all, he said: "Okay! Then stand up and try another old problem, which is also a question of how many plus one equals." You've answered that question. ”
"You say. ”
"Listen to the question: Under what circumstances does one plus one equal two?"
"In the case of miscalculation, it is equal to two!"
After answering this question, Shen Laibao himself was stunned, and the confident appearance just now was gone.
"Two, didn't you just say three?"
"You don't even have two or three anymore, how far are you going?"
Shen Laibao was crying when he said this, and he had already begun to doubt his IQ deeply.
Especially after being stimulated by Tian San and Du Chunxue on the stage, he was even more uneasy.
This time there was no persuasion, Shen Laibao took the initiative to sit in a wheelchair again, waiting for Tian San's question.
"One Plus One ......"
"Ah, what is right equals two, what is wrong equals three!"
"Congratulations, you've already answered two answers!"
"Oops, this ......"
Shen Laibao has begun to doubt his life, and the audience laughed even more crazily, they have never seen such a good deceitful person, let alone such a funny big fool.
The audience knew the appearance of Shen Laibao in the stands, this time the big flicker was successful again, and the wheelchair was sold.
This farce is so interesting.
Tian San touched Shen Laibao lightly, "Okay, you have also found the problem of illness, you go home first, we have to go back." ”
"Yes, give us the car, we have something to do!"
"Don't, big brother, how much is it, I'll buy it." ”
"Don't say I lied to you!"
Sure enough, the big flicker succeeded again.
Oops~ The audience rubbed their stomachs, last year's scene has reappeared, this Shen Laibao, it's really cute and interesting.
Looking at Shen Laibao's pitiful appearance on the stage, the audience not only felt distressed, but laughed louder.
Looking at his eyes, he really regarded the big flicker as a benefactor, "I understand, I can't live without this thing for the rest of my life, I'll buy it." ”
"To be honest, this wheelchair was changed from your bicycle last year, I knew you had this disease, and I was waiting for you for half a year, you know, if you want to give money, you will give a modification fee, four hundred yuan, give me more, I won't deal with you, and I won't sell you anything. ”
"No problem, no problem, big brother, I'll have more than 300 yuan. ”
"Take it, that's a lot!"
"What are you wearing, what are you wearing, what are you wearing?"
This scene seems familiar, it seems that last year it was because of this, I asked for an extra bicycle, which is good, this time I asked for a more watch.
Why is he so talented? Why is he so humorous?
Obviously, many people don't have the strength to laugh anymore, but after hearing this, they just squeezed out a little strength to laugh wildly.
It's tiring to laugh for a long time, but this sketch is so funny, I can't laugh like this.
The show has finally come to an end, and everyone knows that the plot has developed like this, and it's time to say goodbye.
I still haven't seen enough, and I'm still reluctant.
But Shen Laibao had already left in this wheelchair, and just when everyone was reluctant, Shen Laibao suddenly turned around and said, "Thank you!"
"You see he's thanking him, go, go home. ”
Du Chunxue picked up the pair of crutches again when she saw the big flicker, and said angrily: "Then what is the use of this thing?"
"Go back and change a stretcher, and sell him next year!"
Damn, it's all the last, and I didn't forget to make everyone laugh.
The most important thing is that there is a sequel, as soon as these words are said, many people shout yes, everyone applauds, applause is like thunder, it is called a loud one.
Selling a car is already difficult in everyone's eyes, it is already impossible, but the difficulty has escalated again, how to sell this stretcher? What makes everyone even more applauded is that this big fool has changed the crutch into a stretcher, and even has to sell it to Shen Laibao.
It's interesting to think about.
The show has just ended, and everyone is looking forward to it.
Everyone wants to know how to sell stretchers for this big fool.
It's a pity that it will have to wait another year.
The audience doesn't know that Lin Shihao doesn't plan to participate in the Spring Festival Gala in the past few years, that is to say, everyone can't see the sketches of selling stretchers in a big way.
This is also a small regret for the audience.