The stand-up comedy of the nine-head case is suspenseful, and the plot ups and downs are fascinating, which is the biggest advantage of this stand-up, but it is also its biggest problem, there are too many pits, and each of them is a sinkhole, which is completely bottomless. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

Don't kill people in the pit, this ring of sinkholes is too terrible, in ancient times, there were white pits to kill 400,000 Zhao soldiers, although the nine-head case did not require human life, but the people in the pit must be at least tens of millions.

There are so many stand-up comedies and so many storytelling, but the most pitiful is the nine-headed case, which is a god pit.

And He Xiangdong moved this pit to the stage today, this product is also lacking in virtue, in order for the new theater to have a beautiful start, he is also fighting.

"The second baby is so scared, even crying and crawling to the ground ran in, hurriedly told the Shanxi shopkeeper about the head at the door, the Shanxi shopkeeper was also scared, and quickly walked out with the two of them, opened the door and took a look, there was really a head on the front of the door, and counted it, one, two, three, three. ”

"Smack......

Wake up, He Xiangdong smiled evilly, and immediately escaped.

Sure enough, the audience erupted, and the voices of scolding the street came and went.

"Hold the grass, refund the ticket. ”

"Don't say it, it's gone, refund the ticket. ”

"I'm going to report it. ”

"I also want to report it, the Consumer Association doesn't care about it, the Industrial and Commercial Bureau doesn't care about it, does it manage it, no one cares, I'm going to call the police." ”

"Oh, let's not talk about this juncture, this lack of virtue, this lack of virtue, I won't go to the new theater, I won't go to the death, just let him hell with it. ”

"I'm not going either, this ghost who lacks virtue, lacks virtue. ”

There is no one in the audience who does not scold the street, and most of the audience who come today are old audiences, many of them are familiar with Xiang Wenshe, if it is a living person, people will be cautious, and acquaintances will not care at all, alas, the more familiar and scolded, the more jubilant.

The next show to be on the stage is Gu Baimo and Li Quanjiang, both of them are about to cry, the audience has become like this, what else can they say about their cross talk.

Gu Baimo pointed at He Xiangdong's nose, trembled his hands, and scolded sadly and angrily: "You lack virtue and lack of great hair, the audience has become like this, how can you let us play?"

He Xiangdong said sincerely: "Cross talk actors can't be stunned, now is the time to show your Lao Gu's strength, isn't it just a town, isn't it just an easy thing for you." ”

Gu Baimo said angrily: "You kid don't wear a high hat for me, who can control this kind of scene, you...... Your uncle's. ”

After speaking, Gu Baimo didn't have time to continue to argue with He Xiangdong, so he hurriedly played with Li Quanjiang, the audience was too chaotic, the charm of the nine-headed case was too great, and the audience was already crazy.

After Gu Baimo came on the stage, he secretly complained, this kind of scene is too difficult to say, now all the audience is immersed in the last performance, and they are still thinking about what is going on with the nine-head case, He Xiangdong still has such a lack of moral buttons, how can he say it to break the audience's attention back?

Gu Baimo's head is big.

Li Quanjiang can still hold on, he is funny, generally this kind of messy scene is solved by the funny actors, and he is only responsible for cooperating with good people.

Gu Baimo is an experienced veteran actor, and he is also a character who is used to seeing scenes, but in just a short moment, he came up with a countermeasure: "Alas, He Xiangdong on this dog day." ”

Li Quanjiang was stunned at the time, he couldn't answer this, why did he suddenly come to such a sentence.

The audience was in an instant, and without him, Gu Baimo said what all of them thought.

He Xiangdong hadn't left the door yet, and was still waiting to see the excitement, who knew that Gu Baimo suddenly said this, and He Xiangdong's face immediately darkened.

Li Quanjiang's reaction speed was also extremely fast, and he immediately picked it up and said, "Oh?

Gu Baimo slapped his thigh and said sadly: "You don't know, you listened to the book in the audience just now, and I listened to it at the door of the venue, I'm having a good time, good guy, but people don't talk about it, this lack of morality." ”

When the audience heard this, they found that everyone was a fallen person at the end of the world, and they were all victims, and in an instant they looked at Gu Baimo much more pleasantly, and they were willing to listen to him.

Gu Baimo continued to scold: "This bastard, I'm so angry, let's scold him together." ”

"Bastard. ”

"Turtle grandson. ”

"Bunny. ”

Anyway, there are all kinds of shouting.

Gu Baimo shook his hand and said seriously: "You don't shout well, I'll start up, you go on to shout, I call He Xiangdong, you call bastard." He Xiangdong ......"

"Bastard. "The voices of the audience were really loud and loud, and the scene was extremely spectacular.

He Xiangdong looked stupid, it was the first time he had seen so many people scolding him at the same time.

Even the actors backstage were alarmed, and even the old gentleman who was sitting was shocked, and they were all surprised inexplicably.

Even Li Quanjiang on the stage looked stupid, what kind of trouble is this, don't make anything happen.

Gu Baimo ignored it, but became more energetic, and led the audience to shout in unison five or six times before he would stop.

"He Xiangdong. ”

"Bastard. ”

"He Xiangdong. ”

"Bastard. ”

……

"Wow woo ......" The audience applauded desperately, the big guys were excited, and their good impression of Gu Baimo was also unprecedentedly good, and the resentment in their stomachs was also vented, and now they are much more comfortable and willing to listen to cross talk.

Gu Baimo's cross talk is easy to say, and it is quite easy to say.

Li Quanjiang's eyes widened.

He Xiangdong also showed a look of admiration when he took a look at the door, even if he put himself on the stage, I am afraid that he will not do better than Gu Baimo.

Gu Baimo's strength is really strong, and he is good at bringing out the new, not limited to the old. When the cross talk actors come on the stage, they will answer first, say a little about the last performance, and attract the attention of the audience who are still immersed in the last performance to themselves, and then shake off a burden, and the cross talk is easy to say.

How chaotic it is in front, Gu Baimo has come up with such an ingenious response, guiding the audience to scold the street together, and making the audience feel comfortable, this answer is really beautiful.

Gu Baimo really deserves to be a generation of masters.

He Xiangdong smiled and sighed and walked towards the backstage.

In fact, the current predicament of Xiang Wenshe is not that there is no media exposure, nor is it that there is no support from nobles, but that the background of Xiang Wenshe is too thin.

To put it mildly, this is a combination of the old, weak, sick and disabled, leaving two old men, and there are only three people who can really play.

So even if he is given a chance to Xiang Wenshe and He Xiangdong a chance now, he won't be popular for long, and Xiang Wenshe won't be able to support it for long.

Because their roots are in a small folk theater, without the wonderful performances of the small theater as a support, it is useless for him to jump on TV and have fun, after all, it is a source of water, a tree without roots, and a flash in the pan.

And now Xiangwen Society does not have the ability to afford a steady stream of wonderful performances for the audience, to put it mildly, any actor is sick today and can't come, and their performance is going to have problems.

The background is too shallow, especially there are too few actors who can play in young and middle-aged people, not to mention a master like Gu Baimo, now there are no actors who can play, and consolidating the foundation of Xiangwen Society is the most important thing He Xiangdong will do next.