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Sunan collapsed on the sofa.

Lying on the sofa very lazily, it was as soft as a pile of meat.

Sakata Gintoki poured himself a glass of water, took a sip, and poured another cup for Sunan, and as soon as he turned around, he saw Sunan slumped on the sofa in that posture.

"You...... Got chondroporosis?"

Sunan rolled his eyes with a look of disgust.

Chondropocrosis?

Loosen your sister!

Anyway, the stalk of "Ge You's paralysis" will never be explained clearly with you.

So, Sunan squinted his eyes and instructed Yinshi to put the water on the coffee table in front of him: "You know a fart, this is a mourning culture." ”

Clams?

What culture?

Mourning culture?

Gintoki Sakata felt that he didn't understand what his best friend was saying.

Sunan continued to lazily slump on the sofa, squinting his eyes and explaining seriously: "Listen, my paralysis method is the traditional style of Uncle B! As the saying goes: It's better to eat than dumplings, and it's better to lie down if it's comfortable." ”

"Indulge yourself without scruples, relax completely without desire, regardless of it, unrestrained, say whatever you like, watch whatever you like, anyway, I'm a bunch of people. ”

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

You still have the traditional style of Uncle B City!?

It's going to kill you.

As the saying goes, you've moved it out.

It's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's better to lie down than comfortable.

What kind of thoughts did you use to say it?

Sunan continued to speak: "It is human nature to pursue comfort, relaxation, and refuse pressure. ”

"However, in order to survive, develop, succeed and excel, people can't do it comfortably, live easily, don't bear any pressure, don't bear any responsibility, people still have to sit in the classroom with rules, they have to sit in the office honestly, they have to sit at the negotiation table in suits and leather shoes, they have to stand in the watchtower with their chests up, and they have to sweat and sweat on the construction site......"

Come to think of it, that's exactly what happened. ”

"After so many years, I have really wronged myself. ”

Sakata Gintoki plucked his ears with his little thumb and a disgusted expression.

Hey, that's damaging to you.

It is human nature to also pursue comfort.

There is no need to advocate requirements, and it is directly self-taught.

I've really wronged you to death after so many years.

If you have the ability, you will be paralyzed here for the rest of your life!

Sunan slumped on the sofa, picked up the cup and drank with an aggrieved face, and continued to speak: "My paralysis method is a posture!

"It fully expresses my struggle against the unruly fate of life!"

……

……

Sakata Gintoki already wants to roll his eyes up to the sky.

What about the face?

Do you want more?

You are paralyzed into a "chondroporosis", and now you actually tell me that this is a culture, a kind of spirit"?

It also expresses your struggle against the unruly fate of life?

Resist a fart!

"Then you can talk about your mourning culture. ”

"What does it have to do with you being paralyzed like this?"

"Where!"

"Why didn't I see it!"

Sunan put the water cup back on the table with a calm face: "The young man is just too anxious, listen to me." ”

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

Sunan paused and spoke: "Mourning culture is the life of young people of our age or a few years older than us, in real life, who have lost their goals and hopes, fallen into the quagmire of decadence and despair, and are unable to extricate themselves, they have lost their minds, are aimless, staggering, have no emotion, no consciousness, no constraints, and can only survive numbly like the walking dead." ”

The so-called mourning culture refers to the language, words or pictures with emotions and colors such as decadence, despair, and pessimism that are popular among young people, and it is a new form of youth subculture. ”

It is a microcosm of youth subculture in the new media era, which reflects the spiritual characteristics and collective anxiety of the current youth, and to a certain extent, is a representation of the social mentality and social psychology of young people in the new era. ”

"To put it simply, it just wants to lie down, doesn't want to think, doesn't want to do anything. ”

Sakata Gintoki was slightly silent.

Then flip the table.

You're a fart mourning culture!

I also want to lie down every day, I don't want to go to class, I don't want to work hard, I don't want to run around with you!

Lao Tzu is also very anxious and decadent, and he also wants to look up at the starry sky at a forty-five degree angle!

But...... What you say sounds so reasonable.

Why don't you try to paralyze yourself?

Sakata Gintoki just thought about it slightly, and then walked to Sunan's side without a little hesitation, took out his mobile phone and pointed at Sunan's posture, only to hear a "click" sound, and took a photo.

Sunan looked up lazily: "What are you doing." ”

Sakata Gintoki replied, "I'm going to be paralyzed like this." ”

Sunan asked again: "What does that have to do with you taking a picture of me." ”

Gintoki Sakata replied, "In the future, when people ask me who I studied with, I can show him this picture." ”

Sunan spoke: "You won." ”

Sakata Gintoki replied: "Don't dare, don't dare, it was you who won and succeeded in convincing me." ”

After saying this, Sakata Gintoki slumped on the sofa following Sunan's movements.

Sunset.

Embrace the sunset.

Two silver-haired teenagers.

by the window.

Lying there without any image.

Ah, life.

How comfortable it is to be paralyzed like this all the time.

Ah, life.

That's how it should be.

……

……

That's the scene Naruto and Sasuke saw when they returned.

Sunan and Sakata Gintoki were slumped on the sofa without any image, without saying a word, their eyes were empty, and they looked at the ceiling blankly.

Naruto and Sasuke glanced at each other, both confused.

This...... What is the situation?

Why are they all slumped on the couch?

Naruto was silent for a moment, then changed into slippers and stepped forward, holding in his left hand something that looked like a round object wrapped in a black cloth, he put it down and asked, "You two...... Do you have chondroposis?"

Chondropocrosis?

What is the ...... Sounds familiar.

Gintoki Sakata: "......"

Sunan patted the empty space on the right side of the sofa: "Come, there is still a place here, let's go together." ”

Sasuke: "......"

Naruto: "......"

What do you mean that there is still a place here!?

What do you mean together!?

Enough of you two!

Naruto roared instantly, "You two! It's so shameless! Sasuke and I worked hard to go to the company to work overtime, you two are good! You two are actually paralyzed here and enjoy it comfortably!"

"You two ......"

"It's really hopeless!"

Naruto's words naturally aroused Sasuke's extreme agreement.

I saw Sasuke snort, "Are you comfortable?"

Sunan glanced at them with slanted eyes and replied, "Calm, young man, I'll give you a science about mourning culture." ”

……

……

A few minutes later.

Sunset.

Embrace the sunset.

Two silver-haired teenagers, one dark-haired teenager and one blonde teenager.

by the window, and in a row.

Lying there without any image.

Ah, life.

How comfortable it is to be paralyzed like this all the time.

None of the four of them spoke, and they were slumped there quietly, all of them looking without an image, looking at the ceiling with empty eyes.

……

……

It wasn't until a long time had passed that Sunan collapsed on the sofa, looked at the unknown object on the table that was wrapped around the black cloth, and asked lazily, "What is that?"

Naruto moved his body, enjoying the afterglow of the setting sun, "It's on the stall, you can take it if you want." ”

Sunan nodded: "Then help me get it." ”

Naruto: "...... I don't want to move either, so you can take it yourself. ”

Sunan: "...... Sasuke, you can help me get it. ”

Sasuke: "...... The weather is good, you can take it yourself. ”

Sunan: "......"

Say yes and love each other.

Let's work hard together.

You guys...... Forgot about our dreams?

Sunan just turned around, and before he could say anything, Sakata Gintoki directly refused: "Don't look at me." ”

Sunan sighed leisurely.

Forget it, let's do it yourself.

So, Sunan stood up leisurely, looked at the things on the table that were wrapped in black cloth, and opened it.

In the next second, the three words that came into his eyes made him wake up in an instant.

It reads.

Lake Toya.