Chapter 37: My Pickpockets Are Good!
There was a lot of discussion in the live broadcast room, Xiao Lingfeng had no time to take care of it, and now all he could do was to hurry up and find the coconut crab.
This crab does come out at night, and during the day it is mostly hidden in the grass, and finally a large body curled up in a sparse grass.
Coconut crab!
The coconut crab was clumped in a clump and hidden in the dense weeds, and it was curled up nearly half a meter, making it a huge man.
"Oh my God, what's that, big spider?"
"Oh my God, is this a coconut crab?
"Nima, what the hell is this? It's a spider, isn't it? Why is it still covered with armor?"
"Friends, this is indeed a coconut crab!" Xiao Lingfeng was also very excited, after all, this was the first time he had seen a coconut crab, and his heartbeat began to accelerate violently.
"When dealing with coconut crabs, it is important to pay attention to the fact that its large pincers are extremely large, comparable to the palm of a human hand, but their force can easily break our fingers. Xiao Lingfeng woke up the sleeping coconut crab and clenched its large pincers with both hands.
The coconut crab looked quite docile, it didn't struggle too hard, in fact, this guy was still in the process of being coerced, and woke up to find himself being grabbed by a large hand, and there was a strange thing shooting at him.
"Wow~!" Lingling glared at the beautiful Lingling curiously, clapping his hands. "This spider is so big, chop, this is delicious, isn't it?"
"This is a coconut crab, it tastes quite delicious, and Dad will make it for you later!"
"This big guy looks so scary, can you really eat it?" Duan Xuerong was skeptical, this was clearly a big spider, and the color of the body was very complex, the limbs on the abdomen were blue, and the back was brown.
"Of course, this thing is a good baby, it has to weigh 10 pounds, it's a big guy. Xiao Lingfeng was very satisfied with his record, and sure enough, he found the coconut crab he had dreamed of.
"I'll go, it's really a coconut crab, but this guy looks really scary, like an armored samurai. ”
"Haven't you heard of the saying that the more ugly the food, the better it tastes!"
"Brother Feng really didn't brag, this coconut crab is really big, I want to see the power of the pincers, can you stretch out your finger and let us see it?"
"Brother Feng, support you, let's see the bite force of the coconut crab!"
"The joint force that bites your sister, that's called the clamp force, it uses big pliers to clamp people, not to bite people with mouth!"
Xiao Lingfeng found a thumb-thick tree trunk and put it on the coconut crab's big tongs, only to see this docile guy gently close the tongs.
"Click~!"
The thumb-thick trunk snapped, and the branch was easily pinched off by the coconut crab!!
"Friends, as you can see, the clamping force of coconut crabs is quite high, there have been experiments by scientists, a coconut crab weighing 4 kilograms has a clamping force of 3300 Newtons, and the bite force of our human teeth is about 300 Newtons, this guy is terrible!"
Xiao Lingfeng used thin vines to wrap the coconut crab's big pincers desperately, and then bolted it tightly. "The clamping force of the coconut crab is indeed very high, but this is firmly tied like this, its clamping force is completely annihilated, this guy has the same bite force as a crocodile, it only produces a bite force when the big mouth and the pincers are closed, if you want to open it, its strength is almost zero. ”
"If you catch this guy in the wild, you must be careful of its big pincers, it is very troublesome to be clipped, it can be summed up by a slot!"
"At least three slots!" Xiao Lingfeng regretted it after saying this, and the live broadcast just now was trying to be humorous, but he completely ignored the spirit beside him.
"Pick up, what do you mean by this?" Ling Ling blinked slightly, tilted his little head, and asked suspiciously.
"Can't you pay attention to what you say?" Duan Xuerong was also helpless, and actually said this kind of thing in front of the child.
"Haha, Brother Feng, let you swear at the child, I want to see how you explain it. ”
"Hey, a cute baby as pure as white paper like Lingling, actually has this kind of dad ......"
"I just want to see how Brother Feng explains. ”
"Lingling, is it okay for Dad to make you a delicious coconut crab?" Xiao Lingfeng was also a big head, and as soon as his brain turned, he immediately changed the topic and turned to the temptation of food.
"Hmm......" Lingling's fingers tapped his cheeks, and his big smart eyes turned flexibly, "Haven't you told me what it means to be in a groove? What do you mean by three more grooves?"
The little girl's voice was slender and beautiful, and when she talked about "lying down", it was particularly harsh, which made Xiao Lingfeng's heart twitch.
"Lingling, this can't be said casually, it's a dirty word!" Xiao Lingfeng explained.
"Dirty words? What's that?"
Why are elves so difficult to communicate with at some point?
"Anyway, the word "" is not allowed to be said nonsense, you know?" Xiao Lingfeng looked serious.
"Well, Lingling just wants to know what it means, tell Lingling!" Lingling shook Xiao Lingfeng's big hand, and her delicate body was writhing.
"Actually, lying groove is an interjection, which represents surprise, a very powerful look......"
"Oh...... That's it!" Ling Ling seemed to understand, and Zhengse nodded, "My chop is very!"
"Lingling is right!"
In fact, what Lingling wanted to say was, "My chopping is very greasy." "But I learned a new word, a new word called a groove......
Xiao Lingfeng's face was confused, and the little girl still didn't understand her feelings, but she didn't care about her anymore, Tong Yan was unscrupulous......
"Haha, your daughter is so cute!" Duan Xuerong laughed exaggeratedly, and when she bent over, she could see the deep furrow through her collar.
"Lingling is so fun, haha, Brother Feng is all self-inflicted. ”
"I inadvertently swear and my kids shout there repeatedly, it's really infuriating and funny......"
"Parents should have a snack, don't swear at your children, there is a good saying, parents are their children's first teachers. ”
"That's right, I'm lying in bed with my daughter, and she learns what I do, and she's happy!"
"I dare to say, if you in bed, your daughter won't be able to do it, don't believe you try......"
"I'll ...... This is simply God's reply. Xiao Lingfeng's face was sluggish, and he wanted to laugh when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast room.
"Lingling, you are not allowed to use the word lie in the future, do you hear?" Xiao Lingfeng still taught his lovely daughter very responsibly.
"Hmm!" Ling Ling nodded and smiled, "Ling Ling listens to the pickpocket, and never talks about lying in the groove again!"