【Chapter 267】You ...... What the fuck are you going to do? (2-in-1)
Damn it!
Sunan still thinks his system is omnipotent!
He's always been proud of his system.
Now it seems......
Rubbish!
It's a waste one!
It was reduced to the point that it was necessary for others to enter the world of "Infinite Horror" to open all the props!
Can it be a little funnier!?
For the next two days, Sunan looked a little sullen and emotional. But fortunately, the continuous popularity of the "Nohara Lin" program has brought him a boost in popularity (fan value), which has made him a little more comfortable.
The program "Nohara Lin" has obviously become a dark horse on the Internet, and Nohara Lin herself has become a generation of Internet celebrities in just over a month, with six videos of less than 30 episodes in just over a month.
For this reason, someone also summarized some classic quotations from Nohara Lin on the Internet for several episodes of the program so far.
"How can you be an Internet celebrity if you are not poor?"
"Abuse or not, you just say abuse or not abuse, torture to death. ”
"Does your daughter-in-law have anything to do with your husband?"
"A man touching flowers and grass is called a romance, and a woman is calling a wave when he touches flowers and grass!"
"We just eat, drink tea, watch movies, chat, go shopping, hold hands, drink wine, and open a house. ”
"The most important thing in giving a gift is the heart, but the heart mainly depends on what you give. ”
"If you like it, you can confess, it's a big deal that you don't even have to be friends, what's the use of being friends? I don't lack friends, I lack you. ”
"The stage is as big as the heart! Even if it's just a shopping mall, you have to pretend that you're on Red Square in Moscow!"
"This kind of scumbag is going to be divided early, do you want to keep it for the New Year!?"
"I can't write a word of my homework during the holidays, I don't wake up before noon during the holidays, I don't sleep before 3 a.m., I don't have any interest in internships or anything, but I know, God knows, I'm a good girl. ”
"Reporter: Nohara Rin-chan, netizens say you don't have breasts. ”
"Nohara Rin: No breasts? Hehehehe, I don't have any money yet. Get out!"
……
On the Internet, various jokes about Nohara Lin are constantly circulating, which are flooded on major websites and social platforms such as Weibo. Sunan made this show for Uchiha Obito's wife Nohara Lin is really popular, although the click rate is not as good as the authentic TV show in all aspects, but it also makes many platforms red.
Of course, the hottest topic recently is the show "Sing Huaxia".
First-class instructors, surprising contestants, entertaining interactions.
It's hard to think about this kind of show if it's not popular.
Especially the topic of human flesh 'Yang Guo contestants' on the Internet, although it has long been squeezed out of the first place in the topic, it has never fallen out of the top ten!
At the same time, there is also good news from Qi Hanyangyu's side, and the candidates for the final shortlist for the official competition of the "Wonderful Story" program have also been finalized!
But even so, as long as Sunan thinks that the people around him are about to enter "Infinite Terror" and experience infinite horror reincarnation, he will still sigh in a low voice.
Even if this person is Chu Xuan.
Even if this person can play with all the reincarnation squads.
Even if this man calculates the Lord, there is no ambiguity.
The book "Infinite Terror" ...... place...... It's true.
That's it.
That's it.
……
……
The next morning.
Sunan and Gintoki Sakata, as well as Naruto Sasuke, appeared in the studio hall of the Uchiha Group.
Today is the time to announce that the contestants of "Wonderful Story" have been shortlisted for the official competition!
When they arrived, Ha Feng Shuimon, Kakashi Hachiki, and the four-wheel drive fighter were already waiting there. Sunan hurriedly stepped forward and smiled: "I'm sorry, Bokaze-sensei, Kakashi-sensei, I'm late." ”
Bo Fengshui's smile was very gentle, and his tone of voice also had a warm male feeling: "It's okay, it's not that you're late, it's that we're early." ”
It was Kakashi Hagi, who raised his eyebrows when he saw Sunan: "Stinky boy, you really took the permission given by Old Man Makarov and never came to class......?" You will ...... in the future" Speaking of this, Kakashi Hagi waved his hand: "Forget it, you must know it yourself, I don't have much more." ”
Sunan smiled, scratched his head, and didn't refute.
The four-wheel drive fighter looked a little restrained, and he nodded respectfully at Sunan: "Boss, morning." ”
Sunan shook his head: "Didn't you say it, you don't need to call me boss, just call me Master Su!"
A few people exchanged a few words, Sunan hurriedly invited everyone to the small meeting, and Qi Han, Yang Yu, Yan Bin and other staff on the other side have already begun to arrange for the players to enter the arena and wait for the results. Sasuke, on the other hand, knew that his work was about to begin, so he took a few people from the technical department to another office for post-production.
Room II.
The players sat there nervous, or restless, or anxious, or calm, or restless, and some players were nervous to go to others to 'talk and laugh'.
"How's it going, buddy, do you have the confidence to be shortlisted for the official program competition?"
“…… Get lost. ”
"You are a person with such a bad mentality, you will definitely not be able to enter the finals. ”
"yes, thank you for the curse. ”
"Damn, what kind of attitude do you have?"
"Hmm...... Are you sure you want me to answer you? I just don't want to waste my time with someone who can't even make it to the official show. ”
“……”
Qi Han happened to pass by them, and after hearing the conversation between them, he couldn't help but smile inwardly.
This vicious conversation, this vicious tone.
It's so cheap!
Good to die, the one who mocked...... If he's not mistaken, it seems to be Fran with a very poisonous mouth.
Qi Han walked to the middle of the stage, and the contestants couldn't help but feel a pang in their hearts, and secretly said in their hearts: It's coming!
They looked in the direction of the stage, and on the other side, Naruto and Sakata Gintoki were directing the crew to shoot on the side, the four-wheel drive fighter was walking in the middle, and the wave of the wind and water gate and Kakashi Hachiki were walking on either side of him, and Sunan said hello to them and walked towards the field below, and found a random place to sit down.
Many players have doubts in their hearts when they see this scene.
This silver-haired young man ...... Isn't it the chief director?
He sat in the audience...... Isn't he supposed to be in front of a bunch of camera-connected devices over there?
However, it is not wrong to hand over the stage to the host and the two mentors.
The four-wheel drive fighter stood in the center of the venue, took the microphone handed by Qi Han, and coughed lightly: "After our entire audition, it is actually a very unforgettable experience for everyone and our "Wonderful Story" program team. ”
The four-wheel drive fighter raised his head, his eyes swept over each player, and slowly spoke: "In this process, we are very impressed by everyone who comes, and I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to all the players in advance." ”
Applause rang out.
The mood of the players is even more nervous.
Sunan couldn't help but smile when he sat in the audience, he found that when the four-wheel drive fighter was hosting, he became more and more relaxed, and his ability to control the field became stronger and stronger.
The four-wheel drive fighter didn't delay the time, and directly announced the result: "First of all, let's bring the players who directly got the promotion pass to the stage!"
……
In the next second, under the surprised gaze of everyone (except Ye Xiu), Sunan slowly stood up and stepped forward.