Perhaps the god of the desert thought that Xiao Weiwei's wish was not pious enough, and until the sea buckthorn tree appeared in front of him, he did not find a snake, or any meat.

The sea buckthorn tree looks like an oleander when it was a child, with a thin trunk, thin branches, and thin leaves.

But now the branches are covered with soybean-sized, orange fruits, so numerous that they make the dense phobia feel sad, dense and so dense that they sink the branches down to the waist.

Liu Danqing picked a grain, symbolically wiped it on his clothes, and put it directly in his mouth.

The audience originally looked at so many sea buckthorn fruits, and they began to secrete saliva, and many anxious viewers even complained on the screen.

Now seeing Liu Danqing's expression after eating sea buckthorn fruit, the audience's saliva secretion is even more.

I saw that the moment he bit it, all the flesh on his face was squeezed to the middle, except for the two corners of his mouth down, and the sharp-eyed audience even saw that the muscles were squeezing in and twitching twice at the same time.

"Sour, really sour. Liu Danqing spit out a fruit pit, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and complained.

"This thing seems to have to be picked and put for a few days before eating, it's too sour, you should be able to withstand this acid, I can't, my teeth feel like it's almost out of control." ”

Xiao Weiwei walked behind Liu Danqing, so she took a slow step to pick the sea buckthorn fruit, and when she saw Liu Danqing's expression at this time, she was hesitating whether to eat it, but she was instigated by Liu Danqing, and put one in her mouth.

Finally, Liu Danqing's goal was achieved, this person's face, it is better to smoke alone than to draw in public, looking at Xiao Weiwei's face squeezed into a small steamed bun in an instant, he felt that the world was so beautiful and the air was so fresh.

"Ah!" Liu Danqing screamed, good times are always so short.

Xiao Weiwei, who realized that she had been fooled, directly came to grab the waist and phoenix claw hand, and added Thomas to the whirlwind.

"Let you lie to me, let you lie to me, can you lie to me?"

Xiao Weiwei questioned as she raised her hand up.

"Ahh

"Humph!"

Queen Xiao Weiwei proudly issued her own declaration of victory, saying that she would temporarily let Liu Danqing, a small reptile, go.

Many viewers came for the sketches of these two or two goods, of course, friends in the Northeast called this interaction between them a two-person performance.

"Boss Li gave Danqing and Weiwei a fighter jet - Qing Ye, what about the man who said that he was good? Why did he coax him so quickly?"

"Xiong Da gave Danqing and Weiwei an early warning plane-second cowardice! Master Qing, you are too embarrassed to lose the face of our male compatriots, it hurts morale, it hurts morale!"

"Liqiang Oba gave Danqing and Weiwei a spaceship - this sketch is well acted, in line with the theme of strict wife control of the Spring Festival Gala, you can go to the Spring Festival Gala, I am going to the Spring Festival Gala, but, Qingye, you can't fight for some anger. ”

"Sister is a spaceship given to Danqing and Weiwei by the moat door - Weiwei is doing a good job, but it has to be like this for men, or it will not be opened in three days. ”

A minute later, the comment area of the live broadcast room became a forum for female compatriots, and all kinds of peerless learning were shared by generous women comrades, such as "Eighteen twists of the young minions", "Forty-eight hands are hurt without hurting the heart", "Seventy-two tricks to go to work as usual tomorrow after beating half to death", ......

The male compatriots are like quails, shrinking their heads, looking at the live broadcast screen, not daring to look at the comment area that has fallen.

"Qingqing, this thing is so sour, there is no meat, how can we eat it? Why don't we look for it again and see if there is anything else." ”

Liu Danqing took the sea buckthorn fruit on the ground, put it in his pocket, and replied: "Pick a little more first, take it away, boil tea and drink it, or use it as a seasoning." ”

"Sea buckthorn fruit is a good thing, it has its legend in Europe and Asia, it is the holy fruit of Genghis Khan, it is very helpful for us, let's pick some of it. ”

Xiao Weiwei looked at the sea buckthorn in her hand and expressed serious doubts: "This thing is still a holy fruit?" A fruit the size of a soybean, the core inside is larger than a red bean, and the meat is less juicy, but why is sea buckthorn juice so expensive, I understand, how much sea buckthorn has to be used for a cup of sea buckthorn juice." ”

"Yes, if you are idle anyway, and there is no shortage of water to moisten your throat, I will tell you the story of sea buckthorn, first from afar. ”

Liu Danqing looked like a cross talk actor, and with a little Jinmen tone, he started the Qingye Lecture Hall.

"The Latin name for sea buckthorn is Hippohgae rhamnoides L, which means the tree that makes the horse shine. Legend has it that the Spartans once won the battle as usual, but more than 60 horses were seriously wounded in the battle. The Spartans, rich and capricious, valued love and righteousness, so they put their beloved war horses into a sea buckthorn forest, wanting to give them a decent way to die. After some time, they were surprised to find that the dying horses were not only dead, but also fat and strong, with bright fur, and their bodies seemed to be shining. The Spartans were very strange and began to research, and eventually found that the horses had been eating sea buckthorn fruit, so they gave sea buckthorn such a non-technical Latin name. ”

"Coincidentally, a few years ago, our technicians found that the feathers on the captive-bred brown horse chicken would lose their luster, but after feeding the sea buckthorn fruit, the luster of the feathers returned, fortunately, we have the culture and will not give the sea buckthorn fruit another name, called the tree that makes the chicken shine"

Xiao Weiwei fiddled with the sea buckthorn fruit in her hand with a suspicious face, and muttered: "That's it, it can also make horses and chickens shine, so can we eat it can also shine, beautiful?"

Liu Danqing stuffed the sea buckthorn fruit into his pocket and replied with a smile: "It's not clear whether it can be beautiful, but it's true that it can strengthen the body." There is a Taoist priest named Qiu Chuji, have you heard of it?"

Xiao Weiwei nodded and replied, "You know, one of the seven sons of Quanzhen, Yang Kang's master." ”

Liu Danqing suddenly had a black line and explained: "Uh...... This mound is not the mound machine, it is ......"

"Poof!" Xiao Weiwei couldn't help laughing and explained: "It's funny for you, it seems that who hasn't studied middle school history, I know, you're talking about the old Qiu Ji who fooled Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan." ”

"Yes, it was that Qiu Chuji, he concocted a seabuckthorn-based prescription for Genghis Khan, after Genghis Khan took it, he felt that it was fragrant and his body was great, so he regarded seabuckthorn as a panacea given by the 'Immortal Heaven', and named it 'Appetizing Spleen Longevity Fruit' and 'Holy Fruit'"

"In the Qing Dynasty, there was a Tibetan Buddhist master Zhangjia Ruopei Dorje who was well versed in the way of sales, he offered a holy medicine to the Qianlong Emperor, the main medicine of which is the holy fruit, in fact, it is the sea buckthorn fruit that is everywhere on the Gobi Desert, maybe the prescription is similar to the one of Qiu Chuji, Qianlong Ye eats, but also eats Ma Ma fragrant, the body is great, he will be named the tantric master and the national teacher. ”

Xiao Weiwei listened to a few stories told by Liu Danqing, and felt that these small orange fruits in front of her had become beautiful, and she picked up one and put it in her mouth, and she didn't feel so sour.

"Well, since they're so useful, let's pick a little more, fill our pockets, and clear them, why don't you pick them?"

Liu Danqing patted the two jacket pockets, which were bulging.

"The pockets of your clothes are full, so don't put these in your pants pockets, it will affect your movement. ”

Xiao Weiwei nodded, sped up her movements, and filled her jacket pocket with sea buckthorn fruits.

Sure enough, marketing is king.