The first person to see Tyrion was the awe-inspiring witch. The witch only glanced at Tyrion and withdrew her gaze, but at that glance, Tyrion felt that she had been seen through by the witch, as if it were ...... He was undressed.

The witch's gaze was even more meaningful, as if she knew all of Tyrion's secrets.

This feeling made Tyrion uncomfortable.

He knew it was a witch's trick, probably similar to illusion. Characters like nuns, monks, wizards, priests, priests, and priests were not liked by Tyrion. He admits that these people have some demagogic tricks, or say some kind of divine babbling to confuse people, and in the end they are still for the gold.

They are not messengers of God, they are messengers of their own **. Tricking the truth is their only skill.

Tyrion knew that his father was no one to believe in witches' tricks, so why was this witch still sitting here, and there was a magic mountain here.

With the stupidity of the Demon Mountain, he is not qualified to sit here. The headquarters of the army is the place where the highest decision-making in the military is made.

The only person who could sit with his father at the army headquarters was Uncle Kavon Lannister in Tyrion's mind.

Tyrion looked at the Magic Mountain, he had a pact with the Magic Mountain last night, he gave the Magic Mountain a hundred golden dragons, and the Magic Mountain kept Shae's secret for him. Of course, Tyrion was a little unsure if the Demon Mountain would be able to do this, but he hadn't given the Golden Dragon to the Demon Mountain anyway. Before going out today, he also made arrangements for Shae, and promised the chief prostitute a bag of gold.

Tyrion doesn't have any money on him, but he can go around with his mouth in debt.

Money is a watch, it can neither be loved, nor is it worth cherishing.

The second person to see Tyrion was the Magic Mountain, and his eyes reminded Tyrion of the eyes of a shadow lynx, or the hungry eyes of a wolf in the forests of the West. These eyes are never friendly to people, only beastly aggressiveness and killing.

A vicious dog, but Tyrion prefers to think of the mountain as a hungry wolf, the ferocity of the mountain is more suitable for wolves, and the dog is only suitable for the hunting dog Sandor, and the mountain is not as loyal to its owner as a dog. The dog is loyal to the family that feeds him, but the magic mountain is not, and no one else with Lannister blood can drive him except for his father.

Tyrion winks at the Magic Mountain.

The Magic Mountain humiliated Bronn last night, stomping on the ground and rubbing the dignity of Bronn and Tyrion himself. But Tyrion knew that it would be a fool to bother with these conflicts with a brainless rough man like the Mountain, and that it wouldn't be when he was bigger than a fist with him.

Still, Tyrion was a little surprised.

The third person to see Tyrion was Uncle Kay von Lannister, who was surprised, "Tyrion, you're back!"

"Hello Uncle, Hello!" Tyrion bowed to his uncle and father as he walked in a laughing circle on his deformed legs, "Hello Father, I'm sorry for causing you trouble because of my business. ”

Duke Tywin didn't move, he looked at Tyrion Lannister expressionlessly, as if he were looking at an ordinary piece of furniture or a stone everywhere: "There are rumors everywhere that you are dead, and now it looks like they are all rumors. ”

"I'm sorry to disappoint you, Father. Tyrion staggered over to the wine cabinet, and he unceremoniously poured himself a full glass of wine, taking a big sip first, "Good wine, what a cool!, Father, I am coming back from the dead, don't jump up and hug me, if it hits your waist." ”

No one laughed at Tyrion's quips, and all four people in the room looked at the dwarf who staggered as he walked.

Tyrion didn't seem to care about anything, but he actually saw the situation of all four of them. At present, it seems that the dog thing of the Magic Mountain actually kept his promise last night, and did not tell his father the news of his return, in fact, he had already taken care of Count Leo Rainford when he came back last night, don't tell his father the news, let him relax and find a prostitute to sleep for the night. Count Leo Leofford agreed understandingly.

Then, my father won't know about the rhyme of his overnight stay on the east bank of the Green Fork River last night.

Tyrion glanced at the Mountain, and he thought he should pour a glass of wine for it. My father said that there is nothing that cannot be solved by one bag of gold, and if there is, then two bags.

There are many prostitutes, but the prostitutes who are interesting to talk and do and are delicate and delicate are also first-class in a hundred prostitutes.

Tyrion didn't want to sleep with Shae for just one night, it was a rare stunner, and he still had her warmth on his lips. He wanted to stay with him until he met a better prostitute than her.

Magic Mountain is really interesting this time!

"Thank you very much for sending troops to fight for me, Father. Tyrion said, climbing into a chair to face his father. He holds a wine glass in one hand and a bottle in the other.

"You're so proud! Tyrion, this war started because of you. Lord Tywin replied, "In the case of your brother Jaime, he would never succumb to the hands of a woman." Caitlin was able to subdue and take you away in vain, and you're pretty good. ”

Tyrion grinned, "Father, if you look closely, you will see that Jaime is taller than me in addition to his swordsmanship. ”

Magic Mountain suddenly interjected, which was actually very rude, and interjected when the Duke and his son were talking: "Little devil!" Magic Mountain called him by his nickname, which was in line with Magic Mountain's stupidity and rudeness, "This war is about the honor of the Lannister family, the people of the Westland have no choice, anyone who makes the Lannister family bleed will be severely punished!"

"That's a good point, Magic Mountain. Tyrion grinned, "I'm surprised you could say something like that, really, as if you had actually studied." Actually, I didn't bleed a drop of blood, although a few times it was close. My retinue, Maurice and Jack, died. Tyrion looked at Duke Tywin, staring at the duke's pale green eyes with golden yellow, "Father, I'm curious, when will your barracks headquarters sit on a house slave demon mountain and a mysterious wizard?"

Tywin stared at Tyrion's turquoise and dark eyes (original): "Count Gregor is not a house slave, he is a family member. Like you, he is now my child. The witch queen is the maternal grandmother of Count Gregor and your elder. The people sitting in this room are all family members, and there are no outsiders. ”

Tyrion was drinking and choked. The duke's words took him by surprise. He quickly turned his head, but the wine was already choking on his father's face opposite. Duke Tywin was expressionless, and he pulled out his silk scarf and slowly wiped the wine stains off his face.

Sir Kevon spoke, "Tyrion, the Magic Mountain has married Jane Westerling, the daughter of Count Gavin of Crag Rock, and Jenny is the adopted daughter of Lord Duke, and she is the sister you have never met. Jenny Vesterling was well-versed in medicine, agriculture, literature, and the art of painting, and was versatile. She presented the results of milk sterilization to King Robert in King's Landing Red Keep, so that the people of King's Landing drank fresh milk instead of pouring it into the sewers, and the Magic Mountain presented the King with the unique snow salt of the West, and Robert personally conferred the title of Earl on the Mountain. ”

Tyrion's eyes rolled, he had heard someone call the Mountain Count last night, and he thought he had misheard. Unexpectedly, the title of Magic Mountain was already higher than him. No wonder this idiot is even more arrogant.

"Jenny found a way to sterilize milk?" Tyrion's eyes flickered, "I've come all the way back, and there are quite a few farmers in the Arryn Valley who dump milk. ”

"There are also a lot of milk dumped in the riverlands, and although we have sold the milk sterilization technology to Riverrun, they have not had time to teach it to the vassals below. Farmers don't know much more. Magic Mountain said lightly.

Tyrion wiped the wine stains off his clothes for himself: "Magic Mountain, it must be that God is blind and let you marry such a smart wife, I toast to you, I sincerely hope that she can live a long life." ”

The family members who lived with the Magic Mountain all died one after another: a father, a sister, two wives, and a younger brother Hound who never came home.

"Magic Mountain invented the military whistle, chopsticks. His subordinate, Master Tobmod, invented the noodle machine. At present, the dried noodles have been sold to the other side of the Narrow Sea through the port of Lannis. Earl of Lannithport Audlannister and Count Gregor teamed up to open the first noodle restaurant in Lannisport, and business was booming. Now they've sent someone to open a second somen restaurant in King's Landing. ”

"Also, the snow salt in the Western Realm, which has begun to sell well, is also a way for Magic Mountain to find a way to boil salt. Mrs. Jenny also invented the Sink Bend at Fort Klegane, a special bend that prevented the smell of the toilet's septic tank from rushing down the pipes into the room. Duke Tywin calmly watched Tyrion's stunned face turn into a stunned stunned stunned expression, "Sir Tyrion, do you now think the Magic Mountain is qualified to sit in my army headquarters and participate in decision-making?"

"Sir Tyrion, do you believe in the Seven Gods? not a few perfunctory prayers, but a true belief in the Seven Gods from the depths of your heart and soul. If you truly believe in the gods, you will understand that the invention of the Magic Mountain and Jane was not because of their ingenuity, but because of the divine will. Wu Ji said slowly.

Tyrion looked at the Witch Queen, and he saw the Witch Queen's mouth full of black teeth.

How can a normal person's teeth be black and shiny black. Wu Ji has seven-pointed stars painted on her face and hands, and she doesn't look like a normal person.

"I have always believed in the Seven Gods, but the Seven Gods do not care for their people. Tyrion swallowed a big mouthful of saliva, he had too many questions to believe, he was a very intelligent man, he had a lot of knowledge in his head, it was difficult for anyone to fool him, it was his share of fooling others, "Your name is Wu Ji, well, I admit that I have heard your name since I was a child." Grandmother, hehe, a very good name, if you believe in the Seven Gods, then look at my height and my legs, and my two eyes that are not the same color, how can the Seven Gods be so cruel to his people and make me lose the kindness of this world since I was a child. ”

As Tyrion said this, his eyes turned to the Magic Mountain. He had already learned the deliciousness of snow salt last night.

Magic Mountain was able to invent military whistles, chopsticks, and find a way to make snow salt, which made him still very shocked when he was relieved!