Chapter 62 Poisoning all day long has been retributed

As the saying goes, good things are grinding, Liu Danqing only climbed halfway up the mountain, and saw suspected papaya trees and suspected banana trees, but a heavy rainstorm forced them to hide in the woods.

This rain lasted for more than three hours, and the rainstorm level reached more than half of the time, and the precipitation was very heavy.

But no matter how heavy the precipitation is, it doesn't feel anything about the sea.

When the rain stopped and the sun was about to set, Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei had to return to their original camp.

It's not that they have the genes of seascape control, or they have to sleep with the sound of the waves.

It was the mosquito army in the woods that defeated them.

Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei were packing up the rope and jumping on their feet.

"Oh, these damn mosquitoes, as soon as the rain stopped, they all rushed out and stung me. ”

"That's why I've built the shelter in a windward location, and although it can be miserable in the rain, the sea breeze can stop the mosquitoes from flying around us, and they are so hateful. ”

Xiao Weiwei was also bitten bitterly, screaming miserably while hurriedly packing up her clothes.

"Oops, it hurts!, come again, fuck off, fuck off, go clear there. ”

Go to Qingqing, as long as you don't bite yourself, you are a good mosquito.

The two of them packed up their clothes, ropes, and vines, and walked out of the woods with six bottles full of water, and returned to the camp.

The fire pit was still intact, and the four pillars were still standing tenaciously there, but the fire had been extinguished.

Liu Danqing stood by the fire pond and sighed:

"Now that the sun has set, the magnifying glass at the bottom of the bottle is useless, and it is impossible to think about drilling wood to make fire on such a small island after rain. ”

"We had to spend the night without the fire today, but luckily we had vines, and while it was still dark, we hurried to make hammocks, which would keep us away from the ground, otherwise even if we spread leaves on the ground, the wet cold of the ground would still make us wet and cold. ”

Although there are no three trees together, as long as you find two trees at the right distance, you can set up two single hammocks.

"We wrapped the vines around the two trees, tied them tightly, and then tied the ends tightly with ropes, slightly, with a lot of force, and the tighter the two ends were twisted, the straighter the vines were broken, and the stronger our hammocks became. ”

"Next, we used rope to go from one end to the other with a rope around the two vines. At this point, it should be noted that our ropes are connected in sections, so try to keep the knots on both sides so as not to clump your back when you sleep. ”

"It is also important to note that the rope must be wound with a short end and a long middle, so that the person can be wrapped in it so that it does not fall off when sleeping at night. ”

"Okay, the first hammock is ready, Weiwei, you go up and try it, feel it, come, step on my thigh. ”

Liu Danqing stretched out his right foot, squatted slightly, and let Xiao Weiwei step on her thigh and climb onto the hammock.

Although this action is small, it makes a group of viewers extremely excited.

"Love Sea gave Danqing and Weiwei a passenger plane - Qing Ye's carefulness to Weiwei is really enviable. ”

"Men kneel, kneel, it's not a sin to give Danqing and Weiwei a fighter jet - Master Qing, as soon as you make this move, my daughter-in-law has to educate me deeply again. ”

"Sister is a fighter jet given to Danqing and Weiwei by the trench - Master Qing, you sprinkle dog food again, how do you let me, a single dog, spend the long night?"

"Sister is a spaceship given to Danqing and Weiwei by the trench door - Qingye's boyfriend is MAX, I have to let my family study hard, don't know how to shake muscles everywhere all day long. ”

Xiao Weiwei lay down in the hammock, her whole body sank in, she shook it with a little force, and the hammock swayed slightly.

"Wow, it's so comfortable, Qingqing, let's sleep in a hammock in the future, I think it's much more comfortable to sleep in a hammock than in a shelter. ”

Liu Danqing patted her head and said with a smile: "This is not good, sleeping in a hammock is just a last resort, always bending over to sleep like this, it is not good for bones, besides, when you wait for tomorrow morning, you won't think so." ”

After speaking, Liu Danqing continued to build his own hammock, and Xiao Weiwei also carefully rolled off the bed and went over to help.

"I'm going to make this hammock a little longer, but the steps are the same as the one just now, it's done, I'll try, well! The only regret is that it is a little far away, almost from three meters to four meters. ”

"We're going to pick some big leaves and spread them in a hammock so we can sleep comfortably. ”

After the two hammocks were ready, the two took advantage of the last rays of light to dry their clothes.

Fifteen minutes later, Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei were lying in hammocks, each holding a mobile phone, chatting with the audience and friends.

"Dear friends, today we can't release poison, we can only spend this night hungry, and there is a pineapple to eat tomorrow, in the wild, we dare not eat too many pineapples, especially these two pineapples have just entered the ripening stage. ”

"Ahh ”

"Now, I just want to say: Hungry!, don't send some thoughts about what you're eating now, Weiwei, are you hungry?"

"Of course I'm hungry, and today I'm crossing the sea and climbing the mountains, and I ate a little fish and pineapple, and I feel like I can eat the roasted elephant all the time. ”

Liu Danqing deliberately teased her, and said with a smile: "Weiwei, there are only Asian elephants in China, which are national first-class protected animals, and they can't be eaten, can they be replaced with roasted whales?"

Xiao Weiwei said angrily: "Get out! I can't screw you arrogantly, right, tomorrow you will feel better." ”

The audience and friends were all happy, and some of them had a bad taste of what they were eating now, deliberately stimulating the two of them.

"Good Times gave Danqing and Weiwei a helicopter - shredded potatoes with green peppers, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, vegetarian, and dinner should be light. ”

"Mengmeng didn't give Danqing and Weiwei a helicopter - today my brother-in-law took us down to the restaurant to eat sauerkraut fish, boiled fish, and mushu meat. ”

"The invincible beautiful girl Mengmeng gave Danqing and Weiwei a fighter jet - I have a bad appetite today, so I asked my aunt to buy a two-pound Aolong, cook some rice, and eat some. ”

"No, don't give Danqing and Weiwei a fighter - Qingye, Weiwei, although a little inauthentic, I still say that the pig-killing dishes in the Northeast are really good. ”

"Sisters, I just gave Danqing and Weiwei an AWACS aircraft - it seems that my decision was wise, watching Qingye starving, I feel that the table of seafood in front of me has become fresher. ”

Next, the discussion area of the entire live broadcast room seems to have become a food forum, where various delicacies from ancient and modern China and foreign countries are served one by one, in order to tease the two anchors.

Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei were angry with these unscrupulous guys, although these banners represent money, but no matter how rich they are now, they can't buy food.

So Liu Danqing imitated Xing Ye's tone in "Wu Zhuangyuan Su Qi'er" and said:

"Comrades, all right, have mercy on us two hungry people, and don't send anything to stimulate us. ”

Xiao Weiwei also followed: "Yes, yes, the more I look at it, the more hungry I become, starving to death." ”

At this moment, a glittering golden banner was hung.

"Sister is a spaceship given to Danqing and Weiwei by the trench door - steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, sauced meat, sausage, assorted crisp plate, smoked chicken white face, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, python, whitebait, steamed hash horse, stewed duck kidney, ......"

The feelings of this sister are to copy and paste the name of the dish in the cross talk here, this knife is ruthless enough, if it weren't for the word limit of the banner, there would be a big slip behind.

Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei burst into tears!

has been poisoning the audience all year round, and now the audience has caught the opportunity to take revenge, although this kind of revenge is what Liu Danqing and Xiao Weiwei like to see, but they are hungry.

This is called releasing poison all day long, and eventually being poisoned.