"Why don't you give the Great Sage a cigarette?" Jiang Lingyun suddenly had such an idea. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This cigarette is a good thing, there is no such thing in the heavenly court. Cigarettes can refresh and reduce stress, especially when you are very stressed, if you take a cigarette, you will feel better, stimulate excitement, especially when you are in a bad mood and smoke, your mood will be much better.

Jiang Lingyun: This great sage has a treasure to solve his troubles, but I don't know how to give this treasure to you.

Jiang Lingyun wanted to give cigarettes to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: What kind of baby, send it over for my old grandson to see.

Jiang Lingyun: Can this thing be sent?

Sun Wukong: My grandson's WeChat is the latest version, you only need to aim at the item, scan, and then click send, and you can send the thing.

This WeChat also has this function, I have to try it.

Jiang Lingyun clicked on the cross number in the upper right corner of WeChat, and then clicked on it to sweep.

Prompt: Put the things you want to scan into the box, and the system will automatically scan.

Jiang Lingyun took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, then took out one from it, and put the cigarette flat on the bed, then opened and swept it, when the sweep covered the entire cigarette, only to hear a 'bang' sound, the interface displayed: One of the Golden Card Monkey King. Press 1 to deposit into the treasure chest and press 2 to gift to a friend.

Because Jiang Lingyun wanted to give the cigarette to Sun Wukong, he pressed the button that showed 2.

When you press the 2 button, the screen displays: Please click on the friend you want to gift.

Jiang Lingyun nodded on the icon of Sun Wukong. As a result, an interface prompt appeared again: Is it given to Sun Wukong?

After Jiang Lingyun lit it, he saw that the cigarette he had put on the bed just now had disappeared. Jiang Lingyun hurriedly opened the dialog box with Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Great Sage, what is this little soft stick you gave to my old grandson for?

"Damn, one of my cigarettes will become a small soft stick in your hand. Jiang Lingyun let out a long sigh.

Jiang Lingyun: That's a good baby, we call it a cigarette here, after lighting it with fire, inhale it from the mouth, enter the stomach through the throat, and then circulate through the lungs again.

Sun Wukong: I'm going to try it.

Jiang Lingyun was about to send a lighter to Sun Wukong, this cigarette needs to be lit with fire, but when he thought that Sun Wukong still had the ability to set fire, he didn't send it.

Three minutes later.

Sun Wukong: Comfortable! Dizzy, in a good mood! It's just one word "cool!" "This is really a good baby, Great Sage, is there anything else?"

Jiang Lingyun looked at Sun Wukong and seemed to like cigarettes, so he said:

Jiang Lingyun: Yes, yes, but my treasure is worth a lot of money, we have a saying here, a cigarette after dinner is a living fairy! Smoking a cigarette is much happier than being a fairy. If you want it, you have to exchange it for something of equal value!

Sun Wukong: What do you want to exchange for? As long as my grandson has a certain exchange with you, even if my grandson doesn't have it, I will steal it for you.

Jiang Lingyun used to dream of getting peaches, and I heard that this peach is ripe once in 3,000 years, and people can become immortals if they eat it, so he said to Sun Wukong:

Jiang Lingyun: You can also use cigarettes if you want, how about a box of cigarettes for a peach of the Queen Mother?

Jiang Lingyun remembered that in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong ate a lot of peaches, so this stealing of peaches should not be a difficult thing for Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: How much is a box of cigarettes?

Jiang Lingyun: How about a box of 20 cigarettes?

Sun Wukong: 20 roots, change, change! You want the queen mother's peach, it's actually very simple, but now the annual peach conference has just passed, and now there are no ripe peaches, some are unripe peaches, the great sage, do you change them?

Jiang Lingyun thought that it was recorded in the Journey to the West: There are 3,600 peach trees in the peach orchard of the Queen Mother. In front of 1,200 plants, the flowers and fruits are tiny, and they ripen once in 3,000 years. There are 1,200 plants in the middle, which are ripe for 6,000 years, and people eat Xiaju and soar, and they are immortal. There are 1,200 plants in the back, purple veined fine nucleus, 9,000 years of ripeness, people eat and live with heaven and earth, the sun and the moon are the same. Although this unripe peach is not as effective as a ripe peach, it is enough to make Jiang Lingyun salivate, because this is not an ordinary peach, this is enough to make people become immortals. So Jiang Lingyun said:

Jiang Lingyun: Unripe peaches can also be exchanged, how about a box of cigarettes for an unripe peach?

Sun Wukong: Deal! Wait a minute, my grandson will bring you a peach.

Isn't it just to be a thief, but I didn't expect this Monkey King to use quite civilized words.

Jiang Lingyun didn't know how long Sun Wukong would go, and it was not certain whether he could get the peach, so Jiang Lingyun didn't have any hope.

Jiang Lingyun felt a little tired, withdrew from the technology system, and closed his eyes for a nap.

Three hours later, Jiang Lingyun woke up.

The first thing Jiang Lingyun did when he woke up was to switch to technology mode and then open the WeChat dating app.

As soon as he opened WeChat, 6 new messages were displayed, and Jiang Lingyun nodded.

Monkey King: Great Sage, are you there?

Sun Wukong: Great Sage, speak!

Sun Wukong: I got the peach.

Sun Wukong: I got the peach.

Sun Wukong: I got the peach.

Sun Wukong: I got the peach.

Seeing the news of Sun Wukong, Jiang Lingyun was very excited, this is the peach of his dreams, it is the peach, the peach of the queen mother!

Immediately, Jiang Lingyun sent out a message.

Jiang Lingyun: I'm here.

As soon as Jiang Lingyun's message was sent, within a few seconds, a square-shaped box appeared on the interface, with a line of subtitles on it that read: Sun Wukong gives you 10 unripe peaches, please press confirm to receive.

After Jiang Lingyun clicked to confirm, a ball of fireworks appeared on the interface, and after the fireworks, the interface prompted: Please press 1 to deposit the treasure chest, and press 2 to withdraw it immediately.

Ten peaches, Jiang Lingyun pressed 1 button.

The interface shows that ten unripe peaches have been placed in your treasure chest.

Unexpectedly, this Monkey King is atmosphere, he took ten peaches for himself at once, and before he opened his mouth to ask for cigarettes, he sent them to himself, which made Jiang Lingyun feel that the integrity of the god-level task was really high.

Since he said to Sun Wukong that a peach was exchanged for a box of cigarettes, Jiang Lingyun was not bad, and then took it out of the bag in the room, and immediately put the cigarette on the bed for Jiang Yue, and then turned on the sweep function, when the 'bang' sound, Jiang Lingyun pressed the button 2, and then sent the Furong King to Sun Wukong.