After some jokes, He Xiangdong was a little more serious: "Okay, let's not make trouble, we should still play something elegant, let's refuse to be vulgar." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Hehe......" Xue Guo sneered twice.

"Woo ......" The audience began to heckle again.

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Don't make trouble, we'll be scolded again later." ”

Hearing this, the audience coaxed again.

Fang Wenqi was also a musician, and persuaded: "So you have to be restrained and restrained." ”

He Xiangdong opened his mouth and said, "Shut up, you say it again, I'll feed you another pill later, and tie you up and sell it for money." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed forward and backwards.

Others are afraid to avoid those controversial points, and they want people all over the world to quickly forget about this stubble, but He Xiangdong is just the opposite.

He likes to use these things to find baggage, as long as he gets into trouble, regardless of the good or bad, there must be such baggage in his cross talk, and all of them are ridiculing himself, this person is very good at self-blackening.

The media friends in the audience were also a little stupid, they didn't spray He Xiangdong before, but now they came over to do an interview.

Qian Guosheng also shook his head when he heard it upstairs, quite helpless.

He Xiangdong waited for the audience to finish laughing before he said, "Okay, don't make trouble." Let's talk about the wine order, there are many kinds of this wine order, let's return the festival tonight. ”

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, tell me, how did this come about?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's our turn to report the festival of the two months, if you don't report it, or if you report it wrongly, you will be punished for drinking." ”

Xue Guo was puzzled: "Punish wine, but we don't have any wine here, how can we drink this?"

He Xiangdong picked up the folding fan on the table and said, "This is wine." ”

Xue Guo was stunned: "This is wine?"

Fang Wenqi also asked: "Yes, how do you drink this?"

Xue Guo turned his head and asked He Xiangdong: "The old man asked you how to drink?"

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and took it on Xue Guo's head: "Smack, just drink like this." ”

Xue Guo turned his head to Fang Wenqi and said, "The old man drank it like this." ”

Fang Wenqi pretended to be old and confused at this time, he held his hands in his hands, and said in a daze: "Ah, I didn't see it, presbyopia." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience burst out laughing.

"Yes. Xue Guo turned around helplessly and said to He Xiangdong: "Your master said that he didn't look at it. ”

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and knocked Xue Guo on the head again, and shouted, "Just drink like this." ”

Xue Guo rubbed his aching head, turned around and said to Fang Wenqi, "Old man, can you see clearly this time?"

Fang Wenqi began to pretend to be confused again: "Ah, I didn't see it, I'm presbyopia." ”

Xue Guo was stupid.

The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo hurriedly said: "No, old man, you can't be like this, when the two little bees in front of you just now, weren't you quite awake?"

Fang Wenqi shook his head and sighed: "Hey, it's like this for a while." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed wildly.

Xue Guo was about to cry: "Old man, let's not play like this." ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly said: "I didn't see the simplicity, Master, you can take a look." ”

As he spoke, He Xiangdong knocked Xue Guo on the head again.

"Smack......

Choking in cross talk.

The audience burst out laughing, and the pair of unlucky masters joined hands to think about pitting Xue Guo.

Xue Guo's tears were about to fall out, and he turned his head and looked at Fang Wenqi aggrievedly: "Old man, you can always see it clearly this time, right?"

"Huh?" Fang Wenqi looked at in a daze.

Xue Guo's face darkened: "Old man, if you don't see it, I'll kill you here today." ”

Fang Wenqi immediately changed his words: "Old ...... Old...... It's time to see presbyopia, too. ”

Xue Guo said: "Yes, he is still a master who eats hard and does not eat soft." ”

Fang Wenqi said again: "But I still don't understand, looking for a single and bimonthly, for example, he is looking for a single month, we are looking for a double month, if he finds it, what should I do?"

"Okay, I'll ask. Xue Guo turned his head and asked He Xiangdong: "The old man asked, if you find it, what should I do?"

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and said, "Then you will be fined three glasses of wine." ”

"Smack...... Syllable...... ......"He Xiangdong knocked Xue Guo three more times.

Xue Guo covered his head, bared his teeth and said to Fang Wenqi: "Old man, he said that we have to punish three glasses of wine." ”

Fang Wenqi held his hands, thought about it, and said, "Then I don't understand." ”

Hearing this, the audience began to laugh again, this pair of masters and apprentices is pitting people to death.

Xue Guo was stunned: "Don't understand what?"

Fang Wenqi said: "Then if we answer, then how to calculate." ”

Xue Guo nodded: "This is also true." ”

He turned around again and asked He Xiangdong: "If we say that we answer, then how should this be counted?"

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said, "Congratulations, toast three glasses." ”

Xue Guo understood, turned around and said to Fang Wenqi: "He said that he wanted to toast three glasses." ”

Fang Wenqi shook his head: "I still don't understand, how can I toast three glasses of this toast?"

Xue Guo turned around and asked, "How do you toast?"

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and came three more times: "Just so respectful." ”

Xue Guo was about to cry, turned around and cried with a sad face: "Old man, he said that he was so respectful." ”

Fang Wenqi looked at him and said, "But I don't understand." ”

"Hahaha......" The audience laughed.

"Wow......" boos burst on.

Xue Guo was stunned: "Why don't you understand." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Do you think, for example, we want to find a bi-monthly festival, if we can't find it, then what should we do?"

"yes. Xue Guo thought about it quite reasonably, he turned around and asked He Xiangdong again: "Let me ask you, if we can't find it, what should we do?"

He Xiangdong said: "Can't find it? This is a chaotic order, and you need to be fined three glasses of wine." ”

Xue Guo said to Fang Wenqi again: "He said that he needed to punish three glasses of wine." ”

Fang Wenqi said: "Yes, then how to punish it?"

Before Xue Guo could turn around, He Xiangdong picked up the fan and gave him three more strokes: "That's it." ”

Xue Guo was about to cry: "That's it." ”

Fang Wenqi nodded, and said in confusion: "I don't understand this." ”

"Hahaha......" the audience laughed.

Xue Guo's neck stiffened, and he was angry: "I don't understand, I understand, you are a master and apprentice teaming up to play with me? ”

He Xiangdong hurriedly persuaded: "Hey, don't don't, don't be angry." ”

Xue Guo said angrily: "Can I not be angry? Good guy, my head hurts, it's about to crack." You'll have to explain it to me today, or it's not over. ”

As soon as he heard this, Fang Wenqi immediately pretended to be dead, and he said blankly: "Ah, I'm old, I'm presbyopia, and I can't see anything." ”

Xue Guo pushed Fang Wenqi out: "Go, go, you go over there to play." ”

Xue Guo rushed back angrily and questioned He Xiangdong: "You, you give me an explanation." ”

He Xiangdong put his hands together, his eyes narrowed, and he began to pretend to be dead: "Ah? I ...... it."

Xue Guo interrupted unceremoniously: "What are you doing?

"Hahaha......"

"Woo ......"

The laughter and coaxing were chaotic, and the audience loved to watch this kind of lively scene.

He Xiangdong was choked, smashed it, smashed it, and said, "Eh...... In fact...... Actually, I'm a mute. ”

"Hahaha......"

Xue Guo said angrily: "I haven't heard of it." ”

He Xiangdong sneered: "I'm joking with you, I'm just telling you the rules, I'm afraid you don't know, don't be surprised." ”

"Really. ”