Chapter 63: Pig-headed Monster?!
The second senior brother was arranged by Ran Fei to the guest room and didn't say anything all night.
When she woke up early in the morning, Zeng Shunlan fried two side dishes, and the fragrant smell seduced the second senior brother.
"Hmph, what does it smell so good. The second senior brother barely opened his confused eyes, and his hand unconsciously reached forward.
Stepping subconsciously down the stairs of the small building, the second senior brother came to the kitchen.
"Little Bear, have you released all the chickens?" Zeng Shunlan didn't turn her head, and when she heard the footsteps, she thought it was Wang Xiaoxiong who had released the chickens and came back.
The second senior brother was stunned for a moment, what is this talking about, it is a bit similar to what the chief sometimes mutters, I heard them say that this is Huaxia, oh, by the way, I am in the chief's world, is this the chief's wife? It looks ...... Hmm~ as skinny as the chieftain.
"Little Bear?" Zeng Shunlan didn't hear the imaginary response, turned her head, and suddenly froze: "Ah!!"
"What the hell~" Ran Fei suddenly jumped up from the bed, and the screams from downstairs made Ran Fei wake up from a dream of a group of wives and concubines ruling the orc world.
Hurriedly ran downstairs to take a look, Ran Fei scratched his head, Zeng Shunlan was hiding in the kitchen with a kitchen knife in horror, and the second senior brother looked dazed, because he couldn't understand what Zeng Shunlan said.
"Old, boss. Zeng Shunlan suddenly saw Ran Fei behind the second senior brother.
The second senior brother also noticed Zeng Shunlan's eyes, and also turned his head to look over, and when he saw Ran Fei, he rushed forward happily: "Chief, tell her quickly, I don't want to hurt her." ”
Zeng Shunlan saw that the second senior brother was about to "commit murder" against Ran Fei, plucked up her courage, and pulled the second senior brother's clothes with both hands, and the kitchen knife had already been thrown aside by her.
"Boss, you go to the police, I'll hold it back. Zeng Shunlan roared hoarsely, her eyes moist.
Ran Fei was stunned and looked at the second senior brother's pig's head: "I told you a long time ago, you will scare people." ”
Zeng Shunlan was also stunned, and what the boss said was like saying to the pig-headed monster.
The second senior brother scratched his head, and with his size, no matter how Zeng Shunlan pulled, he wouldn't move: "Chief, let her go, the clothes will be torn later." ”
"Okay, Sister Lan, this is my friend, a foreigner, who has pretended to be a pig, and he wears this hood every day and refuses to take it off, and he doesn't understand Huaxia very well. Ran Fei smiled and spoke.
"Yes...... Is that the case?" Zeng Shunlan was stunned when she heard this, and then subconsciously let go of the cuffs of the second senior brother.
"I'm really embarrassed, I'm ......" Zeng Shunlan was suddenly a little embarrassed, facing the boss's guests, would she be fired by the boss.
Although the second senior brother couldn't understand Huaxia, he saw Zeng Shunlan's appearance as if he was apologizing to himself, grinning, imitating Ran Fei's usual tone: "It's okay...... Hahaha...... 666。 ”
Ran Fei also smiled and said: "Don't worry, he has a big heart, but he is a little greedy, the dishes made by Sister Lan are so fragrant, even I can't help it." ”
Zeng Shunlan woke up like a dream, "I didn't know that you were at home today, boss, so I made two dishes, boss, you eat first, and I will make two side dishes." ”
"It's okay, you can see if there is any kimchi or something, just grab some of it. Ran Fei waved his hand and said.
Zeng Shunlan hesitated for a while, nodded, and grabbed a handful of pickled cowpeas, pickled ginger and other things in the pickle jar, the pickle jar was still moved by Ran Fei from the rental house, Ran Fei loved to eat kimchi when he was a child, Hu Ying specially prepared two jars for him at home, and he ate alone.
"Boss? Wang Xiaoxiong suddenly came in from the door, a little stunned, he didn't panic too much when he saw the second senior brother, after all, Zeng Shunlan and Ran Fei were both smiling and saying something, and now there are not a few people who love cosplay, and even some fanaticals really make themselves into the two-dimensional characters in their minds.
"Little Bear, you're back. Zeng Shunlan greeted in the kitchen.
Wang Xiaoxiong nodded, and then spoke: "This weekend, Xiaohao and Xiaoqi both came to the farm. ”
Xiaohao and Xiaoqi Ran Fei know that Zeng Shunlan's two children, the eldest is 10 years old, the boy, Luo Zhihao, and the girl is more than six years old, Luo Yaqi.
"Then let them in. Ran Fei looked at Zeng Shunlan and said with a somewhat embarrassed look.
Usually I'm not here, Zeng Shunlan is alone with a child, and it's really inconvenient for no one to watch the child at home, it's not a big deal to play here, Ran Fei is not the kind of person who cares.
"Hey. Wang Xiaoxiong agreed, and then went out and called the two children in.
As soon as the two children came in, Ran Fei's heart hurt, he was too thin, the boy didn't look much taller than the girl, about half a head, the two arms together were probably not as big as Ran Fei's arms, and the two little faces were a little yellow, and they looked malnourished.
Ran Fei frowned: "Sister Lan, didn't I usually say it, our own food still has to be opened, I didn't cover it, but I did eat it, and the two children will eat on the farm in the future, you see how hungry they are." ”
Wang Xiaoxiong also helped: "Yes, Sister Lan, I said a long time ago, the boss is a person who makes a lot of money, this is not to say that I can't look down on it, but our farm is self-sufficient, and it is said that the farm employees' own children are so hungry that they are yellow and thin, can others still come to buy it?"
Ran Fei glanced at Wang Xiaoxiong appreciatively, how good this is. However, Zeng Shunlan is really good on the farm, Ran Fei is usually absent, including retail and distribution of the Four Scenic Hotels, which are all things inside and out, she and Wang Xiaoxiong are busy with work.
Zeng Shunlan bowed to Ran Fei gratefully, in fact, she didn't feel sorry for her children, but she still had to pay off her debts every month's salary, and the two children had to buy books at school, and she ate them on the farm.
The little boy was also sensible, watching his mother bow, and hurriedly pulled his sister next to him to bow with him.
"Okay, so polite, come and eat together, second senior brother, you let me. Ran Fei hurriedly greeted and said a word to the second senior brother in orc language.
The second senior brother hurriedly swallowed a mouthful of scrambled eggs and moved to the stool next to him, but he didn't think about being choked again, and hurriedly patted his chest again, and the pig's face was swollen and red.
Luo Yaqi opened her eyes wide, watching the second senior brother choked, and hurriedly took out her own water bottle from her shabby bag and handed it to the second senior brother.
The second senior brother didn't care who handed it over, he tore open the water bottle and drank it clean. Fortunately, this water bottle was originally ripped open and could be drunk, otherwise it would have been torn by others.
"Uncle, are you Zhu Bajie?" asked Luo Yaqi timidly with wide eyes.
The second senior brother put down the water bottle and looked confused, uh, what are you talking about, it doesn't matter: "666"
Ran Fei's face darkened: "Don't shout 666 if you have something to do, it's neurotic, others ask you if you are Bajie." ”
The second senior brother suddenly realized, and said in a stiff Huaxia language: "Yes...... I, Bajie. ”
The second senior brother remembered the name Ran Fei gave him, Bajie, which was quite nice, but he felt that something was wrong.
"Wow. The little girl suddenly looked adoring, pulled her brother, and whispered in her brother's ear: "Brother, I'll just say it, it's really Zhu Bajie." ”
Luo Zhihao scratched his head, but he was wondering in his heart, didn't he say that everything on TV was fake, how could there really be Zhu Bajie, then there must be Sun Wukong, thinking of this, the little boy's eyes lit up, and when he saw Sun Wukong, he must apprentice, hey, goblin, eat my old grandson......
Wang Xiaoxiong touched Luo Yaqi's hair on the side, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqi, this is not really Zhu Bajie, this uncle is cosplay Zhu Bajie, that is, he is dressed as Zhu Bajie." ”
Luo Yaqi nodded as if she didn't understand, and actually touched the fat face of the second senior brother with her hand.
The second senior brother was stunned, feeling the touch on his face, and subconsciously didn't dodge, this feeling was so strange.
"But...... But it's real. Luo Yaqi blinked and said to Wang Xiaoxiong.
Wang Xiaoxiong was also stunned, he didn't know much about this cosplay, but he just heard his classmates who used to read talk about this thing.
Ran Fei's heart was in turmoil, and he hurriedly explained: "This hood is more realistic, Xiaoqi don't touch it, Uncle Bajie will be unhappy later." ”
Luo Yaqi nodded, sat on the bench, and stared at the second senior brother while scooping a mouthful of food with a spoon.
The second senior brother also changed his previous embarrassment, and he pretended to be very slow and methodical in eating.
No, if you do it again, you will be found that this is not a hood at all, Ran Fei was a little panicked in his heart, and said to the second senior brother: "Don't let people touch your head in the future, it's not good to be discovered." ”
The second senior brother nodded, looked at Luo Yaqi, hesitated for a while, and did not speak.
After eating, Wang Xiaoxiong took Luo Zhihao to feed the chickens, and on weekends, the two children will also go to the farm to help, that is, they can improve their food on the farm on weekends.
Zeng Shunlan was washing dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen, and Luo Yaqi was also helping, but from time to time she floated her head to look at the second senior brother.
"Hey, Second Senior Brother, I didn't expect you to be quite liked by children, otherwise we would go to the street to perform?" Ran Fei joked.
The second senior brother scratched his head in embarrassment: "I think that little girl is very cute, although she is not beautiful, but, chief, what is a showman?"
Ran Fei knew that in the eyes of the orcs, only the people of his own clan were beautiful, and for the second senior brother, fat and strong was the type he liked.
"Showmanship, just, well, you put a rock on your chest, and then I'll take a hammer, snap, knock it on. Ran Fei pondered for a while and spoke.
The second senior brother thought about Ran Fei's terrifying strength, and shuddered: "That...... That's something else. ”