The story begins, and the scene turns!

Instead of the hazy but imposing palace that preceded it, the audience was drawn to a dilapidated old street, bustling with small vendors selling goods on both sides of the street. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Suddenly, the camera turned and focused on a row of fortune-telling booths, such as "Mai Shenxiang", "Plum Blossom Easy Counting", "Zhou Yi Fortune Telling", "Ziwei Doushu", "Four Pillars and Eight Characters" and so on.

The camera slowly zoomed in, giving a big close-up of one of the fortune-telling booths, and at this time, a fortune teller (played by He Chunli) who still existed came into everyone's eyes, due to the replay of "The Legend of the New White Lady" over and over again, He Chunli, who played Xu Xian's sister, also entered thousands of households and became a familiar screen image.

The fortune teller quickly played with the abacus with one hand, and kept writing with the other hand, with the rendering of sound effects, the audience felt that this fortune teller should have some ability, which was not comparable to ordinary street fortune telling.

There is a saying called "masters in the people", although more than 99.99% of street fortune tellers are liars, but don't forget, they are watching a movie, so their intuition tells the audience that the fortune teller played by He Chunli is a real fortune teller.

Suddenly, the fortune teller's abacus scattered without warning, only to see the beads scattered on the ground, and at this moment, a gust of wind blew, and the fortune teller seemed to feel something, and looked up!

In the next second, the fortune teller opened her mouth, two rays of light burst out from her eyes, she quickly got up, rushed to someone and knelt on her knees without discipline, and said with an excited face: "Sir, you have a heavenly bone on your forehead, a spiritual light in your eyes, the reincarnation of an immortal, the immortal descends to earth, I finally waited for you." ”

The audience did not see him, but with these "sexy" thighs, the audience dared to be sure that this passerby must be the god of food.

The passer-by didn't intend to pay attention to the fortune teller, raised his leg and wanted to leave, but the fortune teller saw it, and immediately stretched out his hand to stop it: "Don't move, although I have leaked the secret of heaven, and the disaster is inevitable, but this is my fate, even if I want to risk the sky, I will show you the whole picture." ”

At this moment, some viewers believed the fortune teller's words, and another part of the audience seriously suspected that the fortune teller was a liar.

The passer-by turned a deaf ear and walked away with his legs raised, only to hear the fortune teller cry hysterically: "Sir! sir!"

At this time, the camera also gave a positive close-up of the passer-by, just as everyone guessed, the passer-by was none other than the god of food played by Stephen Zhao.

Look at Zhao Xingchi's dress, how simple it is, this is completely inconsistent with the hazy figure sitting on the "dragon chair" with Erlang's legs before.

How could the God of Food appear in Lao Cai? Could it be that he has not risen at this moment? Or has he fallen off the altar?

Just when the audience was puzzled, they saw that on the big screen in front of them, the god of food walked up to a stall and said, "Please give me a bowl of choppy noodles." ”

The owner of the noodle stall has a lot of personality, and he throws the choppy noodles directly on the table, only to see that the soup is splashed on the table, and a fish ball also rolls out of the noodle bowl and falls to the ground gorgeously.

At this moment, the camera gave this bowl of "chop noodles" a big close-up, and the audience had to admit that the portion of this bowl of chop noodles was very large, but the appearance made people unappetizing.

Although the audience has no appetite, the god of food in the film does not mind, he picks up a pair of chopsticks from the table to taste the bowl of choppy noodles in front of him.

At this moment, the camera suddenly turned to the noodle stall owner, although the camera only stayed on the noodle stall proprietress for a short two seconds, but the audience was stunned by the "ugliness" of the noodle stall proprietress, oh my God, why was Yan Tianhou so ugly?

Yes, the proprietress of the noodle stall is played by the "Queen of Immortality" Yan Jieying, in order to play the role of "turkey", Yan Jieying does not hesitate to sacrifice her beautiful image to play the ugly girl. Don't look at Yan Jieying's route of "singing and acting", but as a professional actor, Yan Jieying knows that she can't just pick positive roles that are beneficial to her image, otherwise in the long run, her acting path will be trapped!

Speaking of which, Lin Tianbao is not only Zhao Xingchi's Bole, he is also Yan Jieying's Bole, if there is no Lin Tianbao, then the halo on Yan Jieying's head is not an "immortal diva", but a "diva".

In addition, without Lin Tianbao, Yan Jieying is a typical failure of "singing and acting", and now it is a textbook-like successful model.

The audience continued to watch the film, only to see Stephen Zhao take a sip of soup with choppy noodles, and commented: "The alkaline water surface has never been cold water, so the noodles are full of alkaline water smell." ”

In this regard, Yan Jieying turned a deaf ear and was busy with her own business.

Zhao Xingchi didn't care whether the proprietress of the noodle stall listened or not, he picked up a fish ball and chewed it in his mouth, and continued to comment: "The fish ball doesn't taste like fish, but in order to cover it up, you specially added curry juice and wanted to make it into curry fish ball." But it's naïve to do this, because you don't have enough time to cook it, and the curry only tastes on the surface, and it doesn't go into it at all, and the fish balls are diluted when you put it in the soup. A good curry fish ball, so that you can make it without fish flavor and without curry flavor, failure!"

Wow~ This tongue is too good, right?

At this moment, many viewers think that the god of food has not fallen down, he just hides his identity and goes into the folk to discover folk food.

Zhao Xingchi commented while eating: "I haven't picked the radish, there are too many tendons, and I failed! The pork skin was cooked too badly, I didn't bite the head, and I failed! The pig's blood was rotten and thin, and it would be scattered in one clip, and it was a failure in failure! The worst thing was the large intestine, which was not cleaned at all, and there was a piece of, did you make a mistake?"

While speaking, Zhao Xingchi picked up this piece of feces and handed it to the proprietress of the noodle stall.

Yan Jieying was very calm, continued to be busy with her own business, and directly treated Zhao Xingchi as air.

Zhao Xingchi ignored the proprietress of the stall when he met him, and gradually raised his voice and said: "Hey, there's a piece of! Hey, hey, have you seen it?"

Yan Jieying was annoyed, and handed Zhao Xingchi a roll of toilet paper, "Take the paper and wipe it." ”

The audience with a low laugh point of "poof......" couldn't help but be happy, which is okay?

Zhao Xingchi said: "You are so humorous, am I going around to advertise that there is in your face?"

Yan Jieying said nonchalantly: "So what? Since it's a 'chop noodles', what is the value of a few pieces of shit in the noodles? Fifteen yuan." ”

Stephen Zhao asked, "You give it to me?"

Yan Jieying was taken aback when she heard this: "Huh?"

Zhao Xingchi said: "Ouch, after talking for so long, you just give me fifty yuan to let me see a doctor." ”

Is the God of Food also short of fifty dollars? Dare to love the God of Food has already fallen off the altar!

In fact, as the camera progressed, the audience saw the fortune teller just now, only to see her kneeling in front of another passer-by, and said: "You have a forehead to the sky, your eyes have a spiritual light, the reincarnation of an immortal, the immortal descends to earth, I finally waited for you." ”

I'll go! It turns out that this fortune teller is such a liar!

The camera switched to the front of the choppy noodle stall again, and saw the down-and-out god of food and the noodle stall proprietress looking at each other, as if the two of them had been immobilized at this moment, and at this moment, a voice sounded: "Shenzhou Supreme Celebrity Chef Competition, start now!"