We were a little dazed, because the steel forks in the hands of these villagers were sharpened and shining. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Although we all have immortal body protection, there are precepts for cultivating immortals. It is said that the third grandfather Hu gathered a group of immortals in Jiuding Iron Fork Mountain back then, and once set twelve precepts for the spiritual objects of cultivating immortals, one of which is not to destroy the mortal body for no reason.

Once discovered, Lei Zhu wasted the road. Therefore, you can't count on the immortal family to deal with mortals.

The old monster smiled ruefully, as if taking a sip of saliva and said to me:

"Tsk, the taste of the soul...... Boy, as long as you open your mouth, how about I help you solve these fools......?

I quickly pressed my heart, and told him that I didn't need it, so that the old monster could be safed first, and then said to the leading villagers:

"This eldest brother, the four of us came to our village, either to stir up trouble, or to find a person named Huangshui...... I didn't expect him to be here with you, so I didn't like to see you......"

Fu Yuxin continued:

"It's not that I don't like him, this guy, as soon as I heard that he was looking for him, the whole village surrounded us......"

The leader of the villagers was a middle-aged man with bronzed skin and a scythe. As soon as I finished speaking, the man grabbed the hoe of the villager next to him, and with a flash of the sickle, the wooden handle of the head became two.

The villager who had been cut off with his hoe lay on the ground and began to cry, and the leading man pointed at us with a sickle and said:

"What are you talking about, don't pretend, who doesn't know what you're here for! The Yellow River is the child of our old village chief, how can you not wait to see him! Which mental hospital did you come to arrest him, Mentougou or Zuojiatun, it's not easy to use! With Huang Dali's presence, no one can take the Yellow River water away!"

After saying that, the sickle flashed again, and the pants of a villager next to him fell off, and the villager didn't hurt a single hair.

At this time, Zhang Yadong whispered to me:

"Fellow Daoist, we may have run into stubble, I have long heard that in some villages, the people are fierce and united. Even many people in the mixed society don't want to mess with these villagers, as long as the village head sounds the gong, the whole village will take the guys to the end of the village to gather. What are we going to do?"

I waved my hand to signal that it was okay, then raised my hands and said to Huang Dali:

"Brother Dali, misunderstanding! What a misunderstanding! We are not from a mental hospital to catch the water of the Yellow River, we are all moving poles and jumping out of the horses. Some immortals told us that there is a good man in this village who is riddled with strange diseases, and we know it, so let's come and see it, and make a good fate!"

Huang Dali didn't believe me at first, and instead of putting it down, the scythe dangled in front of my neck. It wasn't until Fu Yuxin and Zhang Yadong took out the donkey skin drums, cinnabar, talismans and incense burners in their backpacks and showed them that the simple villagers believed it.

Strange to say, in such remote villages, the diagnosis made by hospitals and psychiatric hospitals may not be very trusted. But for the gods who jump out of the horse or the Taoist priests of Maoshan Mountain, they are very pious.

Now that we knew who we were, the villagers dispersed with a bang and put their farm tools back in their homes. When I came out again, they brought out all kinds of melons and fruits and farm dishes, and they all wanted me to sit in their house.

"Master, show me next year's harvest......"

“…… Please see if my ancestral grave can smoke ......"

"Do you think I can get rich at the age of fifty, there are seven or eight gentlemen who say that I want to be a big boss at the age of fifty......"

Zhang Yadong ate a few jujube steamed buns, sighed and said:

"Alas, it seems that in today's world, there are still places that are not covered by modern civilization. ”

I smiled wryly and was stuffed with a bunch of hair cakes in my arms and said:

"We're just out of the horse, it's good that we haven't been crushed to death by a harmonious society, we don't have to worry about those big things, let's go see the patient......"

When I spoke to Zhang Yadong, I felt that there was a force in my heart that was constantly beating. I asked twice in my heart, but Hei Ye didn't say anything.

Fortunately, although the waves are turbulent in my mind, it doesn't have any impact on my actions, anyway, it's rented to Hei Ye, so I won't care about it.

The villagers were so enthusiastic that we couldn't get around. At this time, it was obvious that Huang Dali's influence in the village was seen.

Huang Dali is a man like an iron tower, and when he stretched out his hand and pushed, the villagers were forced to take several steps back. With a flash of Huang Dali's sickle, all kinds of food in the hands of the villagers were cut in half and fell to the ground.

"What do you all want to do, turn the sky upside down? Didn't you listen to the master, this time I came to see the old village chief's house, you guys mixed with a fart? This guy gave you one by one to the ability, is the old village chief's family important or your? ”

Huang Dali's speech was still very good, and the villagers slowly dispersed.

I said to him:

"Brother Dali, you can talk in the village!

Huang Dali pinned the sickle to his waist, scratched his head and said:

"Alas, it's nothing, it's just that the poor are afraid of tyranny. These, don't pick them up. ”

Fu Yuxin said with a sneer:

"But...... I still don't understand one thing, if you want to be rich, you have to have fewer children and more trees, why do you tell them to go home and have babies?"

Huang Dali picked up half a steamed bun on the ground, and said while eating:

"Now the country is not advocating the birth of a second child, although our village is biased, but the people are right, we must follow the policy! So even if they are not rich first, they have to let them make a baby! Obey orders and listen to commands!"

In the face of this simple and simple man, I was speechless.

On the way, Huang Dali told us about the situation of the Yellow River:

"Our old village chief is called Huang Dadi, in the past, he built bridges and roads, not only our village, but also these ten miles and eight villages did not give him a thumbs up. It's a pity that his son Huang Heshui is sick. ”

We nodded secretly, the merit of curing the Yellow River was enough to support the four of us to go to Jiuding Iron Fork Mountain, it must be because of his father's Yellow Land.

Huang Dali continued:

"This Yellow River water was sick the year before last, and there was no warning, so it went crazy directly. Then every day he has a lot of sickness, when he is good, he has a cold and fever, and when he is serious, he has a rash, and he has a rash like a roast suckling pig.

When I went to the hospital, the doctor couldn't say anything, the same illness was cured and ten diseases were waiting for him, and he was still alive better than anyone else with these diseases, except for his own family members who bit people when they saw them, I was afraid of him. ”

It turned out that there were violent tendencies, no wonder as soon as we entered the village, Huang Dali suspected that we were from a mental hospital to arrest people.

After walking for a while, the Yellow River Shuijia arrived.

After Huang Dali sent us there, he turned around and was about to leave. We asked him why he didn't go in and have a look, and Huang Dali said:

"The poor are afraid of the horizontal, and the horizontal are afraid of their lives! Who can compete with the madman, I don't dare, I don't dare...... Four masters, you can go in and take a look, as long as it is any disease you can think of, he has it, but this person is immortal, and it can be regarded as a miracle in the history of our Yellow Toad Village!"

Well, an iron-clad man was scared away.