On March 15, 2015, China time, the location was Miyun County, the northern capital.

Today is the recording location of the first episode of the Sichuan Shu TV variety show "Let's Go Crossing", just last night, Zhang Churan took Zedi Lieba and the production team and six other artists to meet.

Yesterday's place of residence was a five-star hotel in Gubei Water Town, in the garden of that hotel, you can still see the Great Wall of Qi, and at about 22 o'clock that night, Mr. Zhang Guoli also appeared and signed a contract of sale with all the crossing members.

Early the next morning, eight sedans and eight members of the crossing arrived at the starting point of the first recording.

"Hello... Hello!"

The eight of them stood in front of a barren mountain, greeting each other a little awkwardly, because after all, it was the first time they met, Di Li Reba timidly hid behind Zhang Churan, and the first time to record a variety show made Di Li Reba just want to lean towards Zhang Churan's side.

After all the eight members gathered, the director team of this "Let's Go Crossing" finally said the theme of this time.

"Everyone, welcome to "Let's Go Through", today, we are going to travel through the time and space of prehistoric times. ”

After the director team said the prehistoric era, all the members of the crossing were stunned, and asked each other what the prehistoric era was, and just when everyone said they didn't know, Zhang Churan stood up slightly: "The prehistoric culture of Huaguo is mainly divided into the Paleolithic Age, the Neolithic Age and the Bronze Age according to the archaeological age.

The Paleolithic period is the primitive stage of prehistory, and it is also the earliest form of social organization of human beings. The primitive population can be divided into two stages: "ape-man" and "ancient". This period is archaeologically belonging to the early and middle Paleolithic.

The Neolithic period was a matrilineal and patrilineal society.

The last Bronze Age was the third generation of the Xia and Shang dynasties, and we may have suffered a little this time. ”

"Wow.... After Zhang Churan finished explaining, the other members were very amazed at Zhang Churan, and the director team also laughed: "That's right, Chu Ran is very powerful, he is completely right, the prehistoric era is those three periods."

And now we are going to divide into groups, you will be divided into the Paleolithic and Neolithic, of which the Paleolithic members are Shen Xian, Huang Xiaolei, Zhang Churan and Di Lireba, and the Neolithic is Song Xiaobao, Hailu, Yu Xiaotong and Zhang Hanyu. ”

After the grouping was completed, looking at the members who were all standing between their respective groups, the director team smiled and asked, "Do you know why they are grouped like this?"

Regarding the stupid question of the director team, the crossing members all shook their heads in unison, who would know.

I only heard the director team tell everyone very sadly that they were grouped according to the raw doneness of the steak they ate last night.

At this time, Zhang Churan understood: "The most obvious difference between paleolithic tools and neolithic tools is that one already knows how to use fire, while the other is that it needs to rely on thunder fire and wildfire.

So it was the Paleolithic that ate a little steak raw, and the Neolithic that ate it fully cooked. ”

"Haha... As soon as Zhang Churan finished speaking, Zhang Guoli over there couldn't help but shout: "That's right... Yikes... Chu Ran is really smart. It can be seen that Zhang Guoli is very satisfied with Zhang Churan.

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Now that they have entered the prehistoric era, they have to hand over all the modern items of the members, Zhang Churan's mobile phone and Di Lireba's necklace have been donated, and the other members have also handed over their modern items one by one, and after all of them have been confiscated.

Who knows, the director team actually said: "Okay, now that everyone has handed over the future items, then we will start to change clothes." ”

"Change clothes?" all the crossing members were stunned.

Song Xiaobao asked loudly: "Right here, men and women change together?"

After speaking, the camera took to the side of the fenced place to change clothes, to be honest, this place to change clothes is really bad, although it is fenced all around, but this height is very speechless, it is more than a meter high.

Yu Xiaotong and Zhang Churan are tall and tall, at such a height, where the woman changes clothes, these two can clearly see it.

"Haha... Yu Xiaotong laughed and said: "What kind of place to change clothes is this, you can't change it, there is no way at all, Chu Ran and I don't need to tiptoe, we can see it clearly over there (the woman)." After speaking, Yu Xiaotong laughed evilly!

At this time, the three women also raised their hands together.

"Report that we asked for a change of place, but also asked for underwear. ”

At the woman's strong request, the director team still asked the woman to change into the RV, and it took about fifteen minutes before everyone changed their clothes from the prehistoric era and walked into the camera one by one like savages.

However, as soon as they walked into the camera, Zhang Churan and Shen Qian complained.

"What's the situation... Why don't you even have shoes?" Shen Yu helped Zhang Churan and shouted!

"This is a life, you look at the lack of stones on this road, I'll forget it, how do you let Reba and Sister Xiaolei go, these are all jade feet, cuts, what compensation will your director team take?"

It's just that Zhang Churan and Shen Chen's trickery did not cause a reaction from the production team, which made Zhang Churan and Shen Qian very speechless, and they have always been pitifully supporting each other, and soon, the director team announced that the prehistoric era officially began.

First of all, the Paleolithic period will wait here, and the Neolithic period will be loaded and taken away.

After the Neolithic Age left, the director team brought a slate to the Paleolithic Age, and as a result, Zhang Churan said with a sigh: "This is a map back to our home, we have to go from here, and then cross a river, um... It's to our house. ”

"Oh... Chu Ran is great, let's let Chu Ran show us the way, okay?" Shen Yi immediately gave Zhang Churan all the questions.

And the two girls also believed in Zhang Churan more than Shen Chen, so they all said yes.

Then Shen Zhen smiled and said, "Then who carries this slate, it's a bit heavy, so you can't let the girl carry it." ”

As soon as he said this, Zhang Churan had no choice but to say: "Then I'll come." "There's no way, this Teacher Shen is lazy, slippery and very tricky, and these jobs can only be done by Zhang Churan.

With the slate map on his back, in Shen Chen's departure, the Paleolithic Age finally moved towards his home, but this road is really difficult to walk, there are too many stones, stepping on the stones with bare feet, you think about how much it hurts.

Along the way, Zhang Churan not only had to carry the slate on his back, but also carefully led Di Lireba, but the slate map was finally used as a stepping stone when climbing a small slope, which made Zhang Churan a lot easier.

Compared with the Paleolithic Age, the Neolithic Age is much better, not only did they arrive near their home by car, but more importantly, they had shoes, but when everyone was not worried, Song Xiaobao was unexpectedly injured!

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Just as the Paleolithic was preparing to cross a river and then end up in their own home, the Neolithic on the other side was also brought to the vicinity of their home.

However, as in the Paleolithic period, they also had to find their own home, so they were also given a map of a stone slab.

But when he was looking for the location of his home, Yu Xiaotong accidentally encountered a tied pheasant on the road, and with Yu Xiaotong's efforts, he also got the pheasant, which made the Neolithic team morale great, thinking that he was a little powerful.

Then it was Yu Xiaotong, who found a cave and said to Song Xiaobao: "Brother Bao... Do you believe there are any good things in this cave?"

Song Xiaobao also nodded in belief, and then the group went into the cave, and this accidental injury happened in this cave, because it was dark inside, and Song Xiaobao, who was frightened by the bat, fell into the waterhole next to him, and then his leg was cut with a long cut.

Fortunately, the medical facilities of the program team are very good, Mr. Zhang Guoli once said: "The crossing characteristics of the program make the whole program have a certain degree of thrilling, I don't care about other scenes, but at this scene, in order to ensure the safety of everyone, there must be a 24-hour 999 ambulance on standby." "The whole show invested 100 million yuan, of which an ambulance cost 100,000 yuan a day on the scene.

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"Oh... Our home has arrived. ”

At this time, the Paleolithic finally found their home, a cave, because in the Paleolithic period, human intelligence was not very developed, so they were just looking for a cave to live in.

The four people who saw the cave were very happy, and hurriedly walked into their homes, but when they entered the cave just now, Shen Chen, who was the first to enter, shouted.

"Ahh Chu Ran, help. ”

"What's wrong?" Zhang Churan was playing with a stone axe at the door at this time, and when he heard Shen Churan's voice calling for help, Zhang Churan immediately asked.

However, as soon as I finished asking, I heard Huang Xiaolei and Di Li Reba also screaming in unison!

This made Zhang Churan frown, and his heart was cold, he was worried that it was a snake, so he picked up the stone axe and rushed over, but when he saw the animal that made the three scream, Zhang Churan laughed: "This is a lizard, what is there to be afraid of, you know, this lizard is high protein, come... Let me kill it and bake it for you to eat. After speaking, Zhang Churan smiled and raised the stone axe.

Of course, Zhang Churan was joking, and just as Zhang Churan raised the stone axe, he suddenly heard a shout outside: "Coax." ”

Then I saw three people approaching, led by a very fat woman.

"What's the situation?" Seeing the arrival, Shen Xian, Huang Xiaolei and Di Lieba all nervously hid behind Zhang Churan.

And Zhang Churan looked at the three people opposite with a stone axe: "Who are you and what do you want to do?"

However, the fat woman did not answer Zhang Churan's question, but looked at the cave anxiously and said, "What about my lizard, do you know that I will catch it." ”

"Poof.... As soon as the fat woman finished speaking, Huang Xiaolei laughed and said, "Ah... I see, this is their home, we are mistaken, this is not our home. ”

After Huang Xiaolei finished speaking, the other members also came to their senses, and then they all laughed, but at this time, the fat woman could show an unkind expression and shouted: "Hey... What are you laughing at, who is smiling with your hippie face, come out, give it to me, with whom are you?"

"Haha... Maybe it was because she was in a hurry, so the fat woman came out with her hometown Northeast dialect, which made Zhang Churan laugh too: "Oops... My God, why do you still speak Northeast dialect, you are an ancient person in the Northeast, so Brother Shen will leave the exchange to you. ”

"Do you know who I am?" asked the fat woman.

Shen Yi immediately responded in Northeast dialect: "Who, who are you?"

Looking at the laughing crossing members, the fat woman said angrily, "I am the chief of this coaxing tribe. ”

This is the time and space traveled by the members of the old era, this is a matriarchal society, so fat women can become chiefs, that is the late Paleolithic period, women in the life of the group, dominated the production and economic life, and took on the heavy responsibility of survival and reproduction, so they were respected and worshiped by the society, so the matrilineal clan society period was formed.

"Tell you, when you come to my tribe, you will listen to me, hey... This one... The kid is pretty good, tell me, what's your name?"

"Ahh Zhang Churan, who was suddenly named, was stunned, and then Huang Xiaolei next to him immediately smiled and said, "His name is Zhang Churan." ”

"Well... In the future, it will be called coaxing. After speaking, he looked at Huang Xiaolei again and said, "What's your name?"

"My name is Huang Xiaolei. ”

"Hmm... In the future, it will be called coaxing buds. ”

"What about you?" the chief looked at Dilireba.

"Ahh In a panic, Di Li Reba immediately said, "My name is Reba." ”

"Reba... Oh, what is the name, it doesn't matter, you just call it Click. ”

"As for you?" the fat chief looked at Shen Yin on the side with a malicious look.

"Hehe... It's up to you. "Shen Xian behaved very dogleggedly.

"Well... From now on, you will be called coaxing and ugly. ”

"Haha... Everyone laughed, and Shen Yin smiled and nodded, indicating that he accepted his name and coaxed ugly.

After the name was chosen, the fat chief's subordinates stuffed a stone slab into Zhang Churan's hand, and after seeing the stone slab clearly, they found that it was actually a manual for making stone tools.

The so-called stone tools are actually stone tools that are made of stone cores or stone chips made of stones, and processed into stone tools of a certain shape. Types of stone choppers, scrapers, pointers, etc. It is the main tool or weapon of the Stone Age.

Of course, although the stone tools that people see today are so rough and cumbersome, the appearance of stone tools is of great significance to the evolution and development of human beings. Since the production of stone tools by humans is a purposeful creative activity, since the birth of the first hand axe, a boundary has been drawn between humans and the animal kingdom. Therefore, paleoanthropologists point out that the history of mankind began with the manufacture of stone tools. Since humans began to make stone tools, man's upper limbs were first liberated from the function of crawling, which eventually led to the emergence of Homo erectus.

It is of great significance, otherwise, this link would not have appeared in the show.

Unlike the Paleolithic, the Neolithic was much more advanced than the Paleolithic. In the Neolithic Age, not only did they not live in caves, but they also kept chickens and ducks and other animals in captivity, and they also learned how to make houses and had faith.

The most important thing is that they know how to drill wood to make fire, which is a qualitative leap, with fire can not only eat cooked food, but also can fire pottery, with pottery, can make food more delicate, conducive to human absorption, promote human intelligence.

It's just that although the Neolithic home is good, their task of drilling wood for fire and firing pottery is really too difficult!

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