"Cut Potatoes Cut Potatoes Cut Potatoes ......" yelled as if I would ignore it, and finally turned into a rhythm single loop of action and beating, and if it weren't for the fact that it was a talking smart speaker before it was upgraded, I really have a schizophrenic feeling now.

As it wished, the first thing I did when I returned to Ruby was to open the fridge and take out the potatoes, which were just about to be put on the cutting board.

"Wait, won't you wash and peel the skin?"

You only tell me to cut potatoes, cut potatoes, and hit them every time, I've been brainwashed successfully.

"If you don't wash and peel the skin, won't it be wasted if you cut it? A chef who wastes food is not a good cook, and the ...... will be struck by lightning if the heavens are destroyed."

Okay, stop! I'll wash it! I'll peel it!

Click, cut open, nothing, little trick, you TM tease me?

"I didn't tease you! From now on, you're thinking about slicing and moving your knife at the same time. ”

Slice, move the knife! Wow, the knife is like lightning, and the knife is like lightning, and the knife is like a flash, and this is me, am I chopping vegetables? In less than five seconds, a potato becomes dozens of slices of even thickness.

You're actually controlling my hand!

"Hahaha! I won't tell you, the little skill has been secretly upgraded again, you have to be obedient from now on, otherwise...... You can't set fire to the fire!"

Wow! Just you cow x! I take this technique! Is it some kind of shredded tofu cutting, spoon flipping, etc., and you have to help me complete it?

"That's a must, as long as you are obedient and follow the guidance of the little skill, becoming a chef is just around the corner!"

Alright! Shred the potatoes!

In less than ten seconds, all the potato slices turned into neat shredded potatoes!

"Isn't it too enjoyable? There are carrots in the fridge!"

In less than 10 seconds, a whole carrot turns into a shredded carrot of uniform thickness!

"Fun, isn't it? There's still a piece of meat in the fridge, and you're going to have to meditate on the meat and cut it into shreds!"

In less than fifteen seconds, a large piece of foreleg meat turned into a neat shredded piece of meat!

It was so much fun!

Let's cut some shredded green onions! This is a difficult task, will it be a small skill?

Who expected a knife, stuck wipe!

"Xiaoji didn't let you cut the onions! The force area of the onions is too small...... Oops! Bleeding! More than a little!"It's so angry, the little trick is so unreliable!

"Oh my hand, help, it's bleeding!"

Damn, there doesn't seem to be anyone in the house!

After more than ten seconds, Xie Lu opened the door of the room, and it turned out that this guy was taking a nap.

"What are you doing? yelling and screaming like killing a pig!"

"I've cut the vegetables in my hand, and the wound seems to be more than a little bit, what should I do, woo woo!

When he heard the news, he rushed over, grabbed my hand and held down the bleeding mouth and ran out.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm going to lose my blood and lose my blood and go into shock!"

"There's no bandage at home or anything! You have to go to the hospital to bandage your tetanus with stitches!"

"Tetanus, stitches, no! That's worse than cutting your hands!"

"Don't do anything, don't do it! There is a person in our village who is in the same situation as you, and finally infected and died!

"So serious!"

"I said, did you get water in your head? The kitchen is not a bunch of thin wires, and you are stupid enough to cut ...... with a knife yourself."

“……”

Yes! I've been pitted by Xiaoji again! Xiaoji, Xiaoji, you get out of here for me.

"Do film photographers understand? Digital photography is so convenient, why do you need to use an expensive film camera? Do you understand hand embroidery? Why do you have to sew stitches and threads when the machine is so advanced?"

Stop! I'm dying, and you're still in the mood for a joke!

"No kidding! The standard configuration of a chef is that he can cut vegetables, and he wants to be a chef if he can't cut vegetables, and he is not afraid of being laughed at by robots!"

Aren't you omnipotent? You can't even cut a green onion!

"That's because you didn't listen to me, I wasn't ready, and you thought you were going under the knife!"

……

"Hey, you're not stupid, you've been in a daze for a few minutes!" Xie Lu pulled me back from the quirky argument, and I realized that before I knew it, we had reached the nearest hospital.

I hung up on the emergency room, and soon saw a doctor, wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, sharp eyes, and even sharper speech.

"It's so careless, it's a big mouth, I'll help you disinfect it first, it'll be spicy, bear with it." ”

When he said that he would be spicy, he had already poured alcohol or something into my hands! Ouch, I went to this eye quickly, I didn't even have time to prepare to endure, I had to scream, ahhh

"Doctor, don't you need stitches?" I asked, as he began to wipe with cotton.

"Yes, tilt your head that way, don't look. I'll get a few stitches in a hurry!"

Then he seemed to apply some numbing medicine to me, and I only felt my fingers being pulled and pricked by something for a few minutes.

"That's it!"

"Okay, so fast, doctor, don't have tetanus, right?"

"Who said no, I have opened the list! You are so young and bold, you don't even know how you died without tetanus, young man, don't have a fluke mentality......

"Okay, I'll beat me, don't say it, I'll admit defeat......" As a doctor, you have said so much, you are losing.

After the injection, I was finally "repatriated" back to the Ruby base. I'm angry with this stinky little skill, which caused me to lose face in front of Xie Lu today, and in the future, you can tell me how to ask him how to pretend to be forced!

What's even more depressing is that the front foot has not touched the ground after entering the door, and it has begun to urge and nag again.

"Sasha beauty, although you are injured, there is no sin in food. ”

Yes, you are the only one who has sinned so badly that you have to control me from chopping vegetables!

"Why can't it? Isn't it bandaged?"

You...... Do you have a little conscience?

"Xiaoji has no heart, where does the cool heart come from, and there is no enthusiasm. So much silk, why don't you fry some spring rolls!"

You think beautifully! and induce me to cook!

"Even the simplest spring rolls, the thin bean skin will become crispy on the outside and tender on the inside after the baptism of piping hot sesame oil, and the fresh carrots mixed with shredded potatoes are sweet and flavorful under the touch of soy sauce, fragrant, tender and crispy, so delicious, so delicious for a late night snack......"

Stop! Stop! I'm losing! Don't say any more, I don't want to drool in front of the program ape! I'm already embarrassed today!

"Then you promised to make spring rolls!"

Yes! Yes! I want to blow you up!

"Then don't you have a brainstorm......

……